Derek Smalls

Due to @Twitter's new rules and policy. This account is just for Roleplayer or Parody purposes. I'm not the real Derek Smalls. I don’t have any connection to the real one. I’m not affiliated with Bagdasarian Productions. Just a big fan!

@AmbitiousAlvin “ Juvenile isn’t nothing”

@AmbitiousAlvin “ I’m a Teen Dude… and ha! no one going to believe you ..”

“do not stand a chance’

Happy Chipette Day!! (Happy Birthday!)

@iWILLbeNOTICED6 “Let's not talk about this Eleanor, I'll talk to you later. “

@ofhistroubles “Do you have any other adults in your life besides your dad?”

My soccer team is going to the playoffs this year and no one's going to make it.

@iWILLbeNOTICED6 “No, not really.. My dad doesn't come around a lot. “

@ofhistroubles “I can! Sure! So was there anyone in particular you were hoping would show up to support you? Like, oh, I dunno, a parent maybe?”

@iWILLbeNOTICED6 Well... Uh thank you, Eleanor, can't you just play with us?

@ofhistroubles “I’ll be there to cheer you on, Derek! Since, well, I’m on your team.”

@AmbitiousAlvin He replied to the text. [Uh.. Can't I come in today, help my dad catch the criminals?] He made up some lie.

@ofhistroubles Alvin sends another message. [Hello? Derek? You there?]

Summer school stinks, man!

@AmbitiousAlvin Derek ignored Alvin message, Derek planted a child in the lockers. "Give me the lunch money!". Push the kid into the locker and run to his house.

@ofhistroubles After soccer practice, he receives a text from Alvin. [Meet me at my house tomorrow so we can work through History and Literature stuff.]

@AmbitiousAlvin “uhh.. Dude, you're getting to be your loser brother. “

“I am not becoming Simon I am not becoming Simon.”

@AmbitiousAlvin Meanwhile, at soccer camp, Derek dribbles the ball, then shoves the kids and kicks the ball and scores.

@ofhistroubles To himself “That went better than I expected.”

@AmbitiousAlvin “Uhh All right, see you later. Dude” Derek put his things in his bag and greeted the Chipmunk boy and fled through the door.

@ofhistroubles “Then I guess ya better hurry.”

@AmbitiousAlvin “My Soccer camp starts at 5:00.” Derek groans and takes out his scientific workbook.

@ofhistroubles “My personal favorite. Science!”

@AmbitiousAlvin “Yeah, yeah, whatever's next.”

@ofhistroubles “Good job!”

@AmbitiousAlvin “Yeah, all right, man.” Derek erases his mistake and writes the right response.

@ofhistroubles “You forgot to carry the one. That should say 60 and not 50.”

@AmbitiousAlvin Derek rolled eyes Derek went for a pencil and began doing math.

@ofhistroubles “HEY! Stop that!” “Why do you have to torment me when I’m trying to help!?”

@AmbitiousAlvin Derek was shooting a nasty little paper cannon at Alvins' head. Derek started to laugh.

@ofhistroubles “Ohoho no, buddy. You aren’t gonna just sit there while I do it all for you. We’re gonna work on it as a team. I’ll explain it to ya.”

@AmbitiousAlvin “You're not that bad... and uhh sure man. Let's get this over with, I don't want Ray and the others to see me here.” Derek hands the math sheet to Alvin and relaxes into the armchair.

@ofhistroubles “Good game, now….time for homework.”

@AmbitiousAlvin Derek comes up with a way to deceive and beat Alvin.

@ofhistroubles Alvin grabs a controller and starts playing the game too.