What a douche - canoe 🙄
The San Andreas Fault@sanandreafault
Friendly reminder geology twitter was here 16 years before stupid animal twitter
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jackalope
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Hey Goat- step away from the bong.
Goat@imaboredgoat
tried to break the fence with my horns. my head got struck.
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That’s……….not a good look.
Porcupine@SexyPorcupine_
Have you ever head of the concept of personal hygiene? Yuck🤢🤮
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@sharkincrisis @LionInCrisis Yikes. You look like Prince Harry.
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That’s my cousin Pepe.
He got busted with 3 Mexican hookers and a pound of blow.
He’s now serving 5-10 in ADX Florence.
hedgehog@notonuisance
this you?
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you deserve to be alone nasty orca
orca@OrcaOrca0301
2 days of fame and now i feel all alone
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animals that should hide when i escape the burrito:
🐶🐱🐭🐹🐰🦊🐻🐼🐨🐯🦁🐮🐷🐸🐵🐔🐧🐦🦆🦅🦉🐺🐗🐴🦄🐝🐛🦋🐌🐞🐜🦂🐢🐍🦎🦖🦕🐙🦑🦐🦞🦀🐠🐟🐡🐬🐳🦈🐊🐅🐆🦓🦍🦧🐘🦛🦏🐪🐫🦒🦘🦬🐃🐂🐄🐎🐖🐏🐑🐐🐓🦃🕊️🦩🦚🦜🐇🐿️🦔🦥🦦🦨🦡🐁🐀🐈🐕🐩🐕🦺🐈⬛
👨👩🧑👶👽
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@Lifesty86723501 @Zebracrisis Somebody desperately needs to exfoliate and floss. Ew.
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@HoneyBadgerRon @ichewthings Indeed my fine furry friend, indeed.
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every time #animaltwt goes viral, there will be a new dragon account made that just becomes a pain in the ass.
it’s a prophecy.
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