Olivia Devyea

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Uhhhhhh what the fuck? #TheLastOfUs

@holland_barrett Is it usual for Zinc tablets to be different sizes?!?

@HnBSheerness is it normal for my Zinc tablets to be various different sizes?!

2024: the year I gave birth to my beautiful Frederick, married the love of my life but lost my amazing father. A truly weird year - a rollercoaster of emotions. Challenging yet rewarding, filled with so much love yet heartbreak.

Seems apt that we got our wedding video preview today, and it’s @clbleakley @franklampard anniversary. Seeing as Rory is his biggest fan AND his double. I wish we could get @franklampard to see this! Please RT!

@YodelOnline hello. I went to the shop today to collect my parcel and they said it’s missing. This is needed urgently for my wedding. Please can you confirm what has happened? Tracking 87VY96871294A which says it’s at the shop but the staff said it isn’t and she has a note.

@nomnnnnn @ChloeFizzBomb @Rylan Not necessarily. My inflammation went - but I was left with Synkinesis after Bells Palsy. My nerves have rewired “wrong” and I have to have injections every 6 months. Lots of people never recover from Bells Palsy and even if they do, they are left with other conditions, like mine

Also before people start going for appearance, Tulisa has been through a lot health wise the last few years so let’s not make shit jokes about her on twitter yeah x

If anyone wants life insurance AVOID @AvivaUK - Disgusting. My dad hasn’t got long left to live and you’re treating him appallingly.

@BootsHelp does Elemis cleansing balm usually come with a cleansing cloth? As mine hasn’t. I thought they usually did. It was also slightly open when I received it - thought they were usually in the top?

What changed, @Keir_Starmer?

What a bloody legend @dapperlaughs This man was born for a time such as this. Laughing AT the bastards is the only way we’re going to make it through what’s coming Well done everyone buying tickets to go see him. 😘

Going to the pub in modern-day Britain: - normal men don’t approach women out of fear of being accused of something. - you order your drinks on the app, feeling too afraid or awkward to go to the bar. - the smoking area, the last place where it’s normal to strike up conversation, has been removed. - pints are so expensive you wonder why you don’t drink at home with your friends anyway. If you ever wonder why young people are so anti-social, why there’s a loneliness epidemic, why there’s a rise in lonely men, and a lack of third spaces — the degradation of the pub has a big part to play.

@itsme_urstruly @PicturesFoIder @Wendy_jDarling

@PicturesFoIder Cutest wedding ring bearer 💍😂 twitter.com/itsme_urstruly…

This is just weird..

Great news. Our Supreme Leader is banning smoking in public areas, that way you can live longer to get stabbed in the street, or even freeze to death when you hit pension age.

NEW Reform UK leader Nigel Farage MP on a mooted ban on smoking in pub gardens: "This is what I do every day - and the Prime Minister wants to criminalise me."

🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage smokes a cigarette outside a Westminster pub 'in protest' of Keir Starmer's proposed ban on smoking in pub gardens 📸 @christopherhope

“What are you in for?” “A Facebook meme. You?” “Smoking in a pub beer garden.”

If you walk into Leicester Square and stab two people randomly, that, unquestionably is a terror attack. Can we please stop saying these things are not?