Omutere

@pksalasya Si umsho venye ilekitu venye inatumika aise.

Inakaa umeanza kuwa mwendazimu

@iamlarrygee L. R

I see salah and drogba,who is the third guy?

Justin Muturi - It will be the first time in history of Kenya the National budget is being presented in the absence of a sitting president.

@markkiyaka @MakauWaMuli Sure.

@omuyukubtr @MakauWaMuli If Maraga was to be the opposition candidate then then it would be a formidable candidate against Ruto. But the guys sponsoring the opposition are too dirty they are afraid of Maraga

Which opposition ticket will send William Ruto home?

@narendramodi @WilliamsRuto Come work close with him and take the third position. Indians are waiting.

Thank you President William Ruto for your warm wishes. India equally values its historical ties and strong partnership with Kenya. I look forward to continue to work closely with you for the mutual benefit of our countries and our peoples. @WilliamsRuto

@iamlarrygee Tuchel,Dude.

Chelsea fans, which of these Coaches departure pained you most?

@polo_kimanii On Inoro TV?

I will be on Live TV this coming Friday talking about hygine and self grooming as a man in the informal sector employment. And the various Products I would recommend to ensure you remain fresh throughout the day. Stay tuned Fellow Peasants!

Government of 🤡 🤡 clowns

@WelBeast Which final was that?

I see so many people jumping on this Razed penalty shoutout game with Gabriel penalty miss. Meanwhile, Lionel Messi:

@Blue_Footy Maybe he lacks midfielders like Fabrigas.🤷‍♀️

Danny Murphy urges Alonso to give Liam Delap another chance: 🗣 "Delap is a young lad, and he brings some characteristics that Chelsea don’t have. He’s different to Joao Pedro so I think Xabi Alonso will give him a crack."

@YaGal_Eunndrio 😂

Those asking for the video 😹😹😹 Huyu ni kama alienda military school 😭😹💔

No truer words have been spoken than this.

@Kibet_bull Its not yet time to merge, Kasongo will calculate them easily if they do.

Maoni fupi fupi….

@lawrencekitema Omash to Alash right now. 60M

Before you share here, verify!

@elonmusk Most X users can't spot who is doing that amazing job. 🤪

🇰🇪 Starlink helping schools in Kenya 🇰🇪

@Isaac_Otwoma Sofuna cooks.😂

Hapa Mbele itakuwa mbaya saiti OMWAMI HAS SPOKEN

IEBC Must Gazette All Polling Stations six months before elections

@MakauWaMuli @gabrieloguda @LimpopoVibes I believe this could not be the reason for him reaching home unnoticed. A democrat in disguise.

@gabrieloguda @LimpopoVibes We look at Kibra and wonder about Baba's decades of leadership.

Kwani what was Uhuru doing with our money?

@mwendakevin19 @FGaitho237 Karma knows how to punch back.

@omuyukubtr @FGaitho237 Its very important to do good when in public service. This corruption will one day catch up with them

The Great Reckoning: George Aladwa’s Rapid Downfall From here, it’s all downhill for Makadara MP George Aladwa. There is no escape. Beyond his reckless lifestyle finally catching up with him, he is now facing the brutal crossroads of consequence. All the CDF money he embezzled over the years - funds that could have built parks, playgrounds, streetlights, and other social amenities to promote an active lifestyle for both himself and his constituents - is now manifesting painfully in his rapidly failing health. At just 57 years old, Aladwa is already knocking on the door of Kenya’s official life expectancy of around 64. This is the direct result of broken enforcement systems, rampant corruption, and a completely collapsed healthcare sector. If he fails to secure any seat in next year’s elections and loses that juicy parliamentary health insurance cover, he will almost certainly die at the mercy of Kenya’s dilapidated public hospitals. We keep warning these corrupt politicians - especially the MPigs who collect bribes in toilets to pass colonial, defective, and oppressive laws - that their actions will come back to bite them, but they never listen. Karma these days is digital and unforgiving. The era when Daniel arap Moi could loot the country and still live past 90 is long gone. Even William Ruto’s karma is already doing press-ups. There is simply no way you can oppress Kenyans every single day and still expect to live your best life. Look at Aladwa now - meek, subdued, and visibly tormented by failing organs and the terrifying realization of his own mortality. Look at Esther Passaris, clearly distressed that another pillar of ODM’s manufactured wave of popularity is on his deathbed. The great reckoning is here. All the stolen funds will ultimately terminate in the grave. The people of Kenya will get good governance - whether the political class, the corrupt church, the mainstream (githeri) media, or the Western diplomats who coordinated abductions, extrajudicial killings, and persecution of critics like it or not.

@ntvkenya @MoGAbdi But what do you expect in a court of fowls when the cockroach is the victim?

David Maraga: The right to a fair hearing is sacrosanct. The court finds that Gachagua was not given a fair hearing...In my view, after that finding, the inevitable conclusion would have been to annul that impeachment.