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Sam Goldstein

@onlysamscomedy

Anonymous Alcoholic/ LA based Stand Up Comedian

Los Angeles, CA 가입일 Şubat 2012
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Sam Goldstein
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My heart is so fucking full. I can’t stop crying.
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Hood shit 👯‍♀️
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Ralph Guerra
Ralph Guerra@saveralphguerra·
The NFL conducting their own CTE research is like me dressing up like my mom for a parent teacher conference.
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Samuel J Comroe
Samuel J Comroe@SamuelJComroe·
New service where I come to your house and tuck you in at night. Nothing more. Nothing less. I tuck you in and I leave. How much you paying?
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Judging by how many people don’t know how to wear a cloth mask correctly, if the plane loses cabin pressure no one will be able to put on those masks either.
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Sam Goldstein
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You know you’re going through a rough spell when you order Mexican food in Iowa.
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Sam Goldstein
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Lot the will to live in De Moine
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Iowa is the prettiest place I’ll never return to by choice.
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Sam Goldstein
Sam Goldstein@onlysamscomedy·
Today was beautiful in Maryland, started off cold with 32 mph winds, progressed to sleet, then the sun came up, and now there is a sinkhole that may lead to an alternate dark dimension forming off the 895 south. #earthday
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Samuel J Comroe
Samuel J Comroe@SamuelJComroe·
If TMZ doesn’t announce it you didn’t really die
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Jeremiah Watkins
Jeremiah Watkins@jeremiahstandup·
Today is the day!!! My 1 Hour Special Jeremiah Watkins: Family Reunion is streaming free on Amazon Prime 😎
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Sam Goldstein
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Cant wait to tell my grandkids how I broke the law to go cuddle with a stranger in 2020.
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Sam Goldstein
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Things are finally back to normal. Every dude in the dudes restroom left without washing their hands.
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Samuel J Comroe
Samuel J Comroe@SamuelJComroe·
If you’re not drunk at my funeral you will be asked to leave.
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