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Joe Praino

@FixYourLife

Comedian, @millerlite enthusiast, career .268 hitter. Co-host of @thedirtysports. I’m ova here now ⬇️

Katılım Nisan 2009
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OutKick@Outkick·
Trans athlete AB Hernandez beat the field in the girls’ long jump by over a foot. Officials split the first-place podium in half to make the optics look fair. If you have to redesign the ceremony afterward, maybe the competition wasn’t fair to begin with.
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Joe Praino@FixYourLife·
@Hotshot_Movie And when you say the Alex Jones treatment, you mean you want Spencer Pratt to call him an American hero?
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TMZ@TMZ·
🚨 Chud the Builder was wounded in a self-inflicted shooting outside a Tennessee courthouse. Exclusive details: bit.ly/4fjFE1W
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Joe Praino@FixYourLife·
Sorry @spencerpratt, but I’m not trusting an unhoused schizophrenic to get unhoused schizophrenics off the street.
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Dirty Sports
Dirty Sports@TheDirtySports·
Only the WORST “fans” would criticize LeBron leaving like this.
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Joe Praino@FixYourLife·
The Sixers let themselves get swept because now they have an extra week of rest before Opening Night. Chess not checkers.
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Heidi@HeidiBriones·
imagine not living in washington
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Joe Praino@FixYourLife·
@IanEonIon1 @BridgetPhetasy Hey, have you thought about voting for Spencer Pratt to be mayor of Huntington and fixing the homelessness problem there? Would save you from having to lie about where you live.
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Special Agent Dale Cooper
Special Agent Dale Cooper@IanEonIon1·
What kind of sports guy are you? We have Dennis Rodman too. I'm sure you've beat off to that guy's poster more than once. Hey, when you call home to your disappointed parents... once your mom's done crying what lie do you go with to convince them to continue funding your "career"
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Joe Praino
Joe Praino@FixYourLife·
@IanEonIon1 @BridgetPhetasy Hahahaha we finally got to the bottom of it. Rooting for Crystal Boy to be mayor because he’s the only notable thing from your entire strip mall of a county. Why didn’t you just say that from the start?
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Special Agent Dale Cooper
Special Agent Dale Cooper@IanEonIon1·
@FixYourLife @BridgetPhetasy 😆😆 Ya, I'm just fine down here in Newport Beach where the streets are clean and the cops are allowed to do their jobs. I'm glad your parents are able to subsidize your dreams of makin' it!
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Joe Praino
Joe Praino@FixYourLife·
@IanEonIon1 @BridgetPhetasy Nope, just the comedy AND can afford to live in LA. Meanwhile, you follow our politics because you one day dream of being able to afford it. Have you tried just wishing on some magic crystals for more money?
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Special Agent Dale Cooper
Special Agent Dale Cooper@IanEonIon1·
Hero worshipping? Brother....you are reading way too much into this. 😆 I don't live in LA, I never watched his show and the only thing that I'd appreciate about him becoming mayor is that maybe I won't have to step over derelicts and human feces when I'm forced to come to your garbage pile of a city. Like I said before...you'll probably end up with Noodle Soup, so you can cling to your DSA fairytales for a little while longer. And grown men sitting around talking about other grown men chasing balls around a field? Now, that's actually what's sad 😆
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Joe Praino@FixYourLife·
@IanEonIon1 @BridgetPhetasy God, faceless losers hero worshipping reality stars making vague bullshit promises isn’t the single saddest thing you can be in the world, but it’s damn close. “Didn’t you hear? He’s gonna have a zero tolerance policy for homeless people! He’s a genius!”
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Joe Praino
Joe Praino@FixYourLife·
@IanEonIon1 @BridgetPhetasy I bet you thought the kid you voted for class president was getting a soft serve machine in every classroom too, didn’t you? Half of that shit is literally not policy, just promise. The other half is “more cops and more taxes.” Cool story, those policies SUCK.
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Special Agent Dale Cooper
Special Agent Dale Cooper@IanEonIon1·
Bro... like I said before. He's does... you just don't like them 😆 Homelessness & Public Safety: Pratt proposes "zero encampments" on public sidewalks and parks, prioritizing the removal of drug-related disorder to improve safety for residents. Government Accountability: He promises a "top-to-bottom" audit of all city departments, particularly the Los Angeles Department of Water and Power (DWP) following corruption scandals. He has vowed to bring in federal investigation teams (IRS) during his first week to scrutinize homeless non-profit (NGO) spending. Small Business Empowerment: Pratt aims to cut "bureaucratic harassment," reducing excessive fees and regulations to speed up permitting for entrepreneurs. Emergency Management & Infrastructure: As a critic of the response to the 2025 Palisades Fire, which destroyed his home, he proposes creating 20 new water "dip sites" for firefighting. He also pledges to streamline the chain of command to cut middle-man delays in emergency responses. Immigration: Pratt has criticized the current administration regarding illegal immigration, promising to enforce laws and focus on prosecuting criminal activity within the city. City Leadership: He aims to replace "political" appointees on police and fire commissions with experts.
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Joe Praino
Joe Praino@FixYourLife·
I’m not gonna lie, there’s a small part of me that hates that the Sixers have rolled over like bitches from the start. No Philly fans have even threatened to come to one of my comedy shows to fight me this year. Sad state of affairs, really.
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Joe Praino@FixYourLife·
@IanEonIon1 @BridgetPhetasy I still don’t know what he’s fighting for? He’s not getting his house back and he’s made no concrete policy statement on how he would stop it from happening again. Loudly crying because you didn’t have insurance and magic crystals didn’t help, is not qualifications to run a city.
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Special Agent Dale Cooper
Special Agent Dale Cooper@IanEonIon1·
And a lot of people's instincts when faced with a tragedy of those proportions is to roll over. Did he? No... he fought. He made noise. He kept at it. He didn't allow it to be brushed under the rug. That's tenacity. That's the willingness to fight for what you think is right... for what you believe in.
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Joe Praino
Joe Praino@FixYourLife·
@IanEonIon1 @BridgetPhetasy Name one thing that qualifies Spencer Pratt to be mayor? His house burned down? Cool, so did a lot of other people’s.
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Special Agent Dale Cooper
Special Agent Dale Cooper@IanEonIon1·
@FixYourLife @BridgetPhetasy Ya, because one reality star being a bad politician totally proves that all reality stars would be bad politicians 😏 It's a good dig at our worthless president but it's meaningless in this case.
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Joe Praino
Joe Praino@FixYourLife·
@IanEonIon1 @BridgetPhetasy Oh, I’m not angry about anything. I will be angry if Los Angeles elects, a reality TV star that believes in Magic crystals and has absolutely no platform, to be Mayor though.
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