openchakra ♏️🙈

You can nap if u want to. You leave ur naps behind. Cause ur friends don't nap and if they don't nap then they must be really tired

@wrydhoe In Dublin, Ireland atm. Back to Paris in a few days

@openchakra ooo where r u!

Dude why don’t the drink caps do this in the states? This is kind of convenient.

So far I’m a fan of Paris CDG airport….they got a section to play PS5 games…they got a section where u can smoke/vape. Fucken epic!

@CBSNews Id put them all in a big pile and dive into it like scrooge mcduck in a pile of money

A massive 12-ton shipment of Nestle's crunch KitKat bars was stolen in a chocolaty heist that risks causing a shortage in stores right before Easter. cbsn.ws/40Z0ADi

Vive La France! ☺️

@JoshDubowAP @hikaru_aokumo A rather dubious distinction 😩

Giants are first team ever to score 0 runs and have 5 or fewer hits combined in first 2 games of a season.

Your entire life is an electromagnetic force field pretending to be physical contact. When you “touch” a table, the electrons in your fingertip and the electrons in the wood repel each other. The gap never closes. What your brain registers as solid contact is the Pauli exclusion principle and electromagnetic repulsion creating the sensation of resistance at roughly 1 angstrom, one ten-billionth of a meter. This applies to everything. The ground you’re standing on. The chair you’re sitting in. The phone in your hand right now. You’ve never made contact with any of them. You are permanently floating approximately 0.1 nanometers above every surface you’ve ever “touched,” suspended by the same force that keeps two magnets from snapping together when you flip one around. Now scale that. Every nerve signal you’ve ever felt, every texture, every temperature, every sensation of pressure: all of it is your nervous system interpreting variations in electromagnetic repulsion strength. Silk feels different from sandpaper because the electron clouds have different geometries, not because your skin ever contacted either surface. The part that should unsettle you: your brain has never once received direct physical input from the outside world. Every sensory experience you’ve ever had was a second-hand report from electrons that refused to get any closer. You’re reading this on a screen you’ve never touched, with eyes that collect photons but contact nothing, processed by neurons that have never been in direct physical contact with each other. The signal jumps the gap every single time. Your entire reality is built on things that almost meet but never do.

Im gonna eat so much food im gonna win a gold medal in the food ollympics im gonna b the Alysa Liu of eating

Aujourdhui JE VAIS A PARIS!! 😍

Since ive been singing ive neglected a very important part of who i am; guitar. I love guitar. It was my first love. Im not going to be the best guitarist now i can sing for you

Being horny is just being a singer who can’t sing

You know what it feels like to be horny Well its exactly like a singer that cant sing

Lefty’s unite because no longer will be under the tyranny of right handed ppl

The left handed struggle is real

Kurt cobain was left handed,,,I am indeed left handed

Misandry is the equivalent and I don’t think that’s right. Misdouchebaggery would be my choice

What the equivalent of misogyny to guys

My ass itches,,,let’s write a song about it

Software engineers dont engineer shit im sorry. Make a fucken sword w a crucible.

Lately ive been getting into Captain Beefheart. I see why Jack White loves him so much