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You can nap if u want to. You leave ur naps behind. Cause ur friends don't nap and if they don't nap then they must be really tired

@i_stephie im thinking about googling if Virginias experience earthquakes

How is everyone doing today?? What are your plans?

Im so excited to b seeing phoebe bridgers in october! I remember when punisher came out and i got obsessed with Kyoto and listened to it over and over

Elephant saves a drowning gazelle

LMFAOOOOOO

Wow Ugawa with a header! Wild match! #worldcup

@sfgiants ....and....CAUGHT IT!!...AMAZINGLEE #sfgiants

Van Dijk with the header! amazing! #worldcup

@sfgiants Eldridge up the middle!!! YAAS!! #sfgiants

its gonna b wild tonight in NYC haha

wow what a comeback!! holy crap!

@rerutled Unrelated—i think its funny back to the future part 2 prognosticated a bottle of pepsi was gonna b like $50 in 2015

I wonder if you asked 10,000 Americans what the cost of a 2L bottle of Coca-Cola is, what the distribution of guesses would look like. Yes, yes, I know by the Central Limit Theorem, it will be normal; I mean *before* that.

@KermithyFrog I got my fingers crossed I can snag a ticket on Friday to one of the SF shows

I actually got two tix to one of the phoebe shows.... wow what a war this was lmao

@aPleeez til it tells me its hot?

How long do you heat up your nail for these days.?

@BBGreatMoments I think as cool as the unhittable swing and miss pitchers are...I would probably find The Professor to be most annoying to face. Yeah, I'll hit him. but it'll be exactly what he wanted.

name a pitcher who could shut down any lineup when it mattered most.

@stinkylinky1800 Just look up foul highlights from 1980’s NBA…that was a different time 😆

@drke30 Was basketball always supposed to be a physically aggressive sport? Or did they turn it into that? When I was young I was always under the impression that you weren’t allowed to touch the other players

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One time…i was tripping on acid and i managed to use a banana as a phone—didnt need a SIM card. It took forever to download my iCloud backup tho

@i_stephie $10?! that’s expensive

Went to the Farmer's Market and had to check out the trendy $10 matcha spot. 😂

@consequence id have to go kid a as #1. idk man...I got to go the LA show they did for it. it was one of the best concerts ive ever been to. the hype --the palpable anticipation leading to kid a was unreal.

This or That: Paris Jackson picks the best Radiohead album.

@sarahkendzior It was one of those shows where i purposely tried not to binge it—which is about the highest praise i can give for a show haha

I’m really going to miss #Hacks — that was an amazing five-year run and finale. I watched it each year since 2021 then binge-watched it again and got even more impressed with the attention to detail, the incredible acting, the character development: it’s *so* good. Sad it’s over.

Google is revamping its entire search engine to this btw