a vampire with “issues”

pinned thread of some of my work <3

you couldn’t pay me to unmute that video of the mother from the chappell incident omfggg we don’t care!! buy your daughter a miniature pony or something and move on

first of all she wasn’t even mean second of all she should be meaner. and that goes for all women. next

please get a library card even if you won’t use it because cities will look at library statistics and use that to decide to keep libraries open and properly funded

the only necklaces still available from last night’s collection + some bag charms <33 thank u all so much for the support i could cry

spewing fatphobia once you start going to the gym is corny

we were the tallest person watching in

@albatrosslor A HOT NEW BOMBSHELL HAS ENTERED THE VILLA

🚨🚨 IMPORTANT NEWS 🚨🚨 THERE IS A NEW SQUIRREL IN MY YARD

“chappell roan wasn’t meant to be famous” no bitch YOU weren’t meant to be famous. which is why you’re writing misogynistic think pieces on twitter and she’s employed

straight men do not love women they love eyeliner

shoutout to victims of misogynistic hate campaigns on the internet gotta be one of my fav genres yall will ALWAYS be loved by me

eid day two!

one thing about me is i’m always team mean lesbian

Amber, Blake,Taylor, Chappell. It’s the same story, and you fall for it every time. Society hates women, especially outspoken lesbian women. Unless you’re also calling out shitty men, I do not give a fuck.

You’ll never catch me believing a man’s version of events without evidence

i’ve never posted her before, but my venus of willendorf tattoo :))

@downbad4thejays number 7. is where you take a walk along the athabasca glacier with a hair dryer and 1000000000v portable battery to hurry their inevitable melting

the implication that a not eco-friendly walk exists

@lvndrblazedlor like seriously….. this is the thanks i get???? smh

@patchworkfemme like you're welcome for getting to look at my ass in this really short skirt??

got a new skirt. asked my gf what they think. they said “its really short” ok and???????? the shorter the skirt the closer to god. if my hemline isn’t either 1. just grazing the fold of my ass cheek or 2. trailing two feet behind me, i dont want it. “really short” girl whatever.

@benbuttonswift @aboutfacebeauty soooooo cute

took my charades baby for her first REAL (non craft store) outing today! makeup is @aboutfacebeauty duh yes there are streaks on my mirror i have bigger fish to fry rn