a vampire with “issues”

pinned thread of some of my work <3

@PokeMarr i just looked it up and i am CACKLING

@patchworkfemme ITS SO INSANE I THINK IT WAS AT AN AIRPORT??? 😭😭😭

Oh you’re not on bird TikTok? I’m sorry to hear that

@parkster00 thank you so much 😭❤️ i use a lumix FZ80!!!! a friend i met birding one day so generously gave it to me 🥺

@patchworkfemme Those look amazing! What camera do you use? I've always wanted to use a real camera for birding

mmmmm snack. mmm. more snack. more. yum. mm

@PokeMarr BYE

@patchworkfemme Northern flickin the bean

id like to change my name to something northern flicker related. please help

@PokeMarr OK NOW I DONT KNOW THAT LORE IM GONNA NEED FO LIOK THIS UP LMAOOO

@patchworkfemme Oh my god YOURE RIGHT 😭😭😭😭 also why is holding it the way RFK jr held that starling it’s killing me 😭

this video breaks my heart :( everyone did them SO dirty

@patchworkfemme for you

@PokeMarr i like that the man also kind of looks like that specific northern fucker. wow. beautiful

@PokeMarr that last one had the perfect opportunity to do the “ITS ENOUGH SLICES” sound

going out. let’s see

SOME BIRDS CAN’T HELP BUT DANCE TO THE MUSIC THE REST OF US JUDGE THEIR MOVES

@25_cycle ROAST BEEFS

@patchworkfemme Male roast beefs are iconic and beautiful birds but the females are underappreciated and lovely on their own.

a girl and her besties

@PokeMarr ARENT THEY SO SWEET

@patchworkfemme THIS IS SUCH A CUTE PICTURE OH MY GOD😭😭

@PokeMarr THIS PICTURE IS SOOSIDJSJDUXJD

Just realized I ratioed the New York post with this tweet

grogu put his whole grogussy into this

@patchworkfemme Hello there friends, this is my new page that I created for personal use. You can follow me here🌻🌼 I truly find your profile and would love to be your friend. Life’s experiences sometimes make us retreat into our shells, but how can we meet the right people if we new

@izzysaks this is FRYING MEEEEE. but also feels like exactly how i would describe myself to someone

@patchworkfemme Idk what happened but randomly seeing kookaburra drama from a Hannah Montana pfp called “a vampire with issues” feels like something out of madlibs

i’m sorry i deleted that kookaburra attributing morality to the food they eat tweet because i didn’t know the person was 14 and now i feel bad a. for even interacting with them and b. roasting their ass on bird twitter

@NicoSGonzalez @emxlymargaret thank you <3 (although they are doing all the work lol)

@patchworkfemme @emxlymargaret That is a stunning photograph. The composition 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼