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@nbcsnl @SarahSquirm The Ready for Prime Time Player.

🔥🔥 @SarahSquirm 🔥🔥

@andrewzimmern Jimmy Nardellos! 👍

I love all forms of succotash. This one takes caramelized onions, charred split Jimmy Nardello peppers (my fave) and one hot chile (a rare Caribbean varietal here from the garden but you can use anything) … then kernels from 6 ears of insane summer c… instagr.am/p/CTH_BnjA_dd/

Would sharks be scarier if they could roar?

@MattBesser Hummus

I am at Camp David working on many things, including Iran! We have a great Economy, Tariffs have been very helpful both with respect to the huge Dollars coming IN, & on helping to make good Trade Deals. The Dow heading to BEST June in 80 years! Stock Market BEST June in 50 years!

@AKADonaldTrump Wag the Hog.

Is the "Trump almost bombed Iran" story a distraction from the new rape allegations story today? Trump obviously had a heads up it would be released today. 🤔

@OutragedByTrump @PaulLeeTicks @TIME

@PaulLeeTicks @TIME

TIME’s new cover: “My whole life is a bet.” Inside President Trump’s gamble on an untested re-election strategy mag.time.com/3EDndyL

This has to be a joke. There’s no way that was written by an adult.

@timheidecker @VicBergerIV I heard that the Sistine Chapel relaunched, but they got rid of all of those dumb paintings.

@slakingfool Amtrak!

@Rainmaker1973 Makes me want to blow out my birthday candles with a rocket propelled grenade.

How in 1966 the Soviet Union used a 30 kiloton nuclear weapon to extinguish an out of control natural gas well fire buff.ly/2vuMhao

at the top of the hour!

What do you think is going on with these clouds off the coast? We have an idea of what is causing the pattern of clearing clouds, but would like to hear your thoughts. #orwx #wawx #clouds #science

@OneOfTheWills @HeyScoops @thefamouspaul 💯

I love the new @HeyScoops segment of @thefamouspaul describing documentaries. This needs to be a regular thing.

@davidcsmalley Any documentary by Werner Herzog.

What’s a film or documentary that I definitely should’ve watched by now, but probably missed?

@MattBesser Falafel

@4EverBluz @NBCNightlyNews I might have to throw my phone into the river.

@NBCNightlyNews How can I block this bullshit?

Next Thursday, FEMA will do its first test of a system that allows the president to send a message to most U.S. cellphones. nbcnews.to/2NeOWR9

@MattBesser Caffeine

@JuddLegum Sounds like a “Good Guy Greg” vs. “Scumbag Steve” situation.

TRUMP: Creates fake university to scam students, pays $25 million fine for fraud LEBRON: Creates top-notch public high school for low-income students, pays college tuition for every graduate

@SJActress @Jonesjazz Dvorak’s 9th Symphony?

@Jonesjazz All right, now name the song from which the Jaws Theme composer pulled his inspiration!

Here it is! Regular sized one sheet on the left!

@EmilyJillette I’ve seen some weird shit in TSQ. This is definitely up there!

Not sure what we’re seeing. #TimesSquare pscp.tv/w/bf8ACDg1MDc5…