Emily Jillette

Fully vaccinated, that’s me. Please everyone get vaccinated. Also, please don’t come around me if you’re not willing to get it. It’s not that I’m SO worried about COVID, it’s that I’m worried about your regard for science.

@2sush @MaryLTrump But she can spell losing!

He's losing it and it's a beautiful thing.

@BillyM2k @JohnCleese OK, if you’re talking about people’s mental state, I don’t know anybody’s been completely taken over it, but yes that does seem like that would be sad. What does Penn have to do with it?!? :-)

Good bye, Twitter And thanks for dinner, Elon

I’m happy to say that @westelm reached out to me immediately and corrected the situation and a new table is on the way. Thank you!!

@westelm hey,West Elm. I’ve had this table for 10 months and you guys just denied the claim to repair or replace it. Is that how much you stand behind the quality of your products?

@JesusSavesRunT1 @raymond1082 @GuntherEagleman If this is an example of home schooling, you are not representing well with five mistakes in one post.

@NRaeTho @StormyDaniels Why are you so threatened and jealous?

My comedy show in New Orleans is SOLD OUT! But due to demand, a second show has been added on June 20th! More info and tickets here: eventbrite.com/e/another-one-…

@NewYorker Do you know why this is the second week in a row with no new cryptic?

Inside this week’s issue of The New Yorker: nyer.cm/DnXh51W

@NewYorker good morning, was there a new cryptic yesterday? My Sunday morning coffee was incredibly boring.

@AlliRosenbloom @holmescnn Hey, just letting you know in the article about Jennifer Lopez and Ayo Edebiri, you wrote, “Jennifer Lopez isn’t phased when people…” But this should use fazed, not phased.

@Ali_Nejad @cyantist I love you.

@EmilyJillette @cyantist Just waking up to this news from overseas and super saddened. He always had an infectious, impish smile at the ready, which will be missed. Love that that spirit lives on in the roast-y comments, but I know they're just masking our shared pain. RIP PF. Also: 👌

A Perry Good Friend: My dear friend Perry Friedman passed away last night and he was known for writing “obituperrys” which were often “too soon” and humorous takes on people who have passed. I’ll try to figure out one for him that is fit for who he was, but for now, I’ll just say, Perry, it’s your move. Dying as an excuse not to make the next move? Classic. I will miss you so very much. I love you now and forever. Thank you for the years of laughs and for your heart of gold. 💛

@professornez @LasVegasLocally You’re a Mr. Beast fan and you’re questioning the potential of a gamer hotel?

@LasVegasLocally Why?

Plans to build an Atari Hotel in Las Vegas are back on track, 4 years after the project was first announced, according to the Review-Journal.

@LisaFranceCNN look up nonplussed. You’re using it as the opposite of its meaning. cnn.com/2024/01/08/ent…

@ScottRSteeleMD @ClevelandClinic @KristenBanMD Scott, can you please help us? We are having a very difficult time with patient care at Cleveland Clinic.

Dr. Kristen Ban joins the @ClevelandClinic Butts & Guts podcast this week to discuss what you need to know about Enhanced Recovery After Surgery (ERAS). Listen to learn about who qualifies for ERAS and how it can help you after a surgery. @KristenBanMD cle.clinic/48vSjIB

@TomMihaljevicMD @UHhospitals @ClevelandClinic Tom, can you please help us? We are having a very difficult time with patient care at Cleveland Clinic

It’s been a great year of collaboration between @UHhospitals and @ClevelandClinic. We are looking forward to working on new ways to serve our community in 2024. Another thing we both agree on - we all could use a little pet therapy during this busy time of year.

I didn’t even know they were pregnant, @SpectrumNews1OH

@AllenKessler Fontainebleau*

Currently in line for the Fountainbleu grand opening. Im like #5 in line!

Write “thank my driver” in the search bar of the Amazon app to give your most recent delivery driver an extra $5, free of charge to you! Thx, @itsmejillkimmel