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@Princez_eve @Ugochukwu96_ Na today this single life pain me.😭 Congratulations Eve

We made a movie! 🍿🎥 I’m obsessed with this video 😍 We were just out there having fun during our shoot 🫣🫣🫣

@MaziPreshh Eeeii😭

@phaewilly Had same experience with guava 😭

If you usually chew your fruits whole without slicing them open first, there’s a chance you have eaten maggots at least once in your lifetime.

@Ivy_Dinma And you know this from?

@phaewilly He is gay

Second guy is gay.

@Humbhle_ak Those against him are doing nothing to counter.

@phaewilly That would be a huge shame to northern cross river. Simply means we’re not ready.

Bro I can’t believe Ayade is planning to return to the Senate. Ben Ayade of Cross River? Our dancing governor? The Ayade that cried during EndSars a week before we discovered palliatives littered all over Calabar. That single incident led to the greatest looting Cross River has witnessed. Private businesses went down, the state was in chaos for about three days and this bro fled out of the country when youths began to target political office holders. It took Donald Duke and few others to step out and pacify the youths and it all ended. This bro ran the state to zero and somehow he shows up casually after losing previously and people are willing to support him. Ayade that gave us billboard projects? These people don’t rate us.

@mayy_rhee I totally agree

Where is the plantain?? Rice and beans without plantain is an incomplete meal.🥱

@muhamedfazalps7 @Ivy_Dinma I learn better hands-on.

@phaewilly @Ivy_Dinma What made you drop the data analysis course specifically? Was it the pace, the tools, or something else?

Tech people and their online courses.

@minutesimal_ Genuinely curious, have you never noticed this or you are just realizing today? I’m beginning to question your self awareness.😭

The vagina has its own smell right??? Please tell me I’m not crazy

@oloyeyrn I can’t even drink raw egg or eat medium rare steak.

have you tried eating raw chicken

Man or Bear: The Musical

@MrsButters Love this😂

@minutesimal_ There is no time in the universe where there won’t be rich and poor people. Nature always balances things out.

There is a reason why there are poor and rich people, if everyone is rich money won’t have value anymore

@ms0nigghaz A man’s stuff? Please you are an adult, say “penis”.😂

Lmao even putting a man stuff in your mouth is a dirty act to me and please don’t pour any stinky saliva in my mouth. I am not a freak anything 🙏

@kaziyamungu_ I hope you pulled through?

The comments and quotes on that post, I don't want to open them...I'm actually dreading it. I don't want to cry at work, when I wrote that piece a week ago, I cried so much that I woke up with puffy eyes the next morning and had to use cold water to bring it down. I want to prepare my mind first, maybe I'll open it when I get home from the office. I want to mourn properly in my room. Cramps are dealing with me and today is one of those days at the office where you earn every dime. Not today maybe, not now, DMs too. Everything feels too much, too "in my face", I'll take my time.

@univarxe @tomisin_ms What rule gives permission to beat up patients?

@tomisin_ms I did earlier. Why I am asking is because the rules about the behaviour of healthcare professionals is the same everywhere or am I missing something?

They said Beating a woman not wanting to be sutured without anaesthetic is a normal practice o….they are trying to save her life….Jesus be a fence!

@TariusNG I’m here again. Let’s go for a run.

It’s finally Saturday,welcome to the weekend You’re only allowed to interact with this tweet if you’re awake and reading this between 12:07am and 7:00am!

@MrMekzy_ @Odunlamiii I’m worried about yawning. Sometimes something that feels like a ball goes and lock in my jaw or chin. And it hurts.

When you yawn and something pops inside your ear and suddenly your hearing quality switches to 8K Ultra High Definition.

@FavNerd_ @BeckzUmoh Just keep pushing.

I honestly don’t get the visibility I deserve 😔