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@Adonishernand3z @quesadaaa_ Your opinion will matter when you finally gain some senses.

@quesadaaa_ Your opinion only matters if you’re a virgin or still in your first marriage. Otherwise, shut the fuck up, you bitter, dusty, unhappy old woman.

older women are protecting younger women. you’re a freak

@OluwaViolence @yusbam92 @arojinle1 I promise you, we can. The government just have to get at least 5 scapegoats and make a public example. See how we all adjusted to the spacing in public during COVID? Or the time govt officials were arresting people that dump waste on the road in calabar.

@yusbam92 @arojinle1 Every day people want Nigeria to be like saner country but can u live the rules if applicable here ??

If you ever travel to Singapore and you see a fruit that has fallen from a tree, in a public place, don't pick it.

@dongenic @benueboypj3_ @Feeztm This your pigin dey pain head. “am her” as how?😭

@benueboypj3_ @Feeztm The stew small but I no blame am her, she fit wan use the rest swallow fufu for night

Are you trying to get on my nerves??

@Miss_Oluremi I know for a fact that if it was me, we will fight seriously if you try making me open my bag when I’m about to leave. Wasting all my effort that I put into packing? I won’t allow it.

The girl living with us is leaving tomorrow. She wants to pack her bag and she told me to come watch her as she does. I guess to see she doesn't pack what doesn't belong to her. I have told her not to worry. She should pack up unsupervised. She'll be surprised tomorrow when she's about to leave and I call her back to open her bag for searching 🤭

@kellybonito_BU I hope he comes after each and every one of you involved.

We no even touch am sef 😂😂

@lilianiac @TheIfunanya Unrelated but Ifu means Lazy in my dialect.

@TheIfunanya Ifu 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Hot water to press your tummy after childbirth is essential. It’s is our African way of snapping back. Our mothers all did it” Then why is your Mummy’s tummy not flat? 🤭

@IdiongoUdoh_ Unrelated, but what if your parents decided to interpret Mark as Idiongo, because mark is also identity?

I can’t stop giving HIM thanks 🙇🏾‍♂️ Happy birthday to ME 💙👑🎉

@IdiongoUdoh_ Happy birthday Idiongo

@Johnlyl101 @Queen_mimilove @Hybrid_Ola You are an idiot

@Queen_mimilove @Hybrid_Ola Tell your girls to control their month 😅

This gist is crazy !! 🤣 A guy insulted a lady on the timeline and she insulted him back He then went to her business page, took her phone number, and texted her on WhatsApp asking for home delivery. When she refused, he started cussing her out. She even tagged him 😂

@Princez_eve @Ugochukwu96_ Anytime you see it

What’s the best time to have this ? Breakfast, lunch or dinner ???

@talk2veee Burger is worse😂

Instead of giving me that thing called Shawarma,just fry egg and put inside bread for me. Very chaotic snack abi food,you’ll have to open your mouth like whale to eat it.

@Z_Bickel @Ravenismeee @Shonenannime You are just stupid. She asked question to learn and she has.

Realistically, what’s stopping someone from taking out a huge loan at like 90 years old and spending it all before they die

@cessonmute So not respecting boundaries is cute to you?

Leave girls alone. Leave women alone. Let us exist without harassment, enjoy things without mockery, succeed without resentment, and live without constant disrespect.

@shelovesore Thank you

Btw, if you’re struggling with iphone storage space like me, i might just be able to help you with that. Your system data is consuming a huge amount of your storage. You can check your setting you’ll see what I’m talking about, and even after deleting a lot of pictures and videos, it still doesn’t reduce. So i tried this instead. first of all, delete your browser history, and to do that, go to settings, click on Apps and select Safari, then scroll down again and click on Clear History and Website Data. Another thing is to delete imessages. To do that, still go to Apps, then go to Messages, scroll down and locate Message History, click it and then you’ll see Keep Messages, so now you can keep your messages for a certain period instead of keeping every single thing, and the ones after that period will be deleted. Lastly, another thing is to delete saved voices. You know when you just got your iphone and you were checking voices you would like to use for Siri? Those voices get saved and take up space so to get rid of them, go to Accessibility, click on VoiceOver, then click on Speech, and then click on Primary Voice, you will then see Voice, click on it too. You will see a list of all the voices you previewed then and got saved. Click on Edit and you can delete the other voices you don’t use.

@beet_kon @Kene_Nnewi Ifod

@phaewilly @Kene_Nnewi Mkpi

Welcome to Nigeria, Obowo Imo state. An old man like this asked this small girl out...a young nursing student by name Wendy and as a good girl that knows she came to school to study....she turned him down. At night, the man who is a vulcanizer went with his friends to where the girl lives...they took turn in r@ping her and during the struggle... the girl recognized one of them and even gave him a mark on the neck...then they decided to slit her throat, lock her door back quietly and left..... These monsters of men were captured yesterday... Government should just take them to court let the law speak on their behalf. Wishing them whatever they wished themselves.

@Papaking234 It can not be Ekpang Nkukwo if it’s not wrapped with cocoyam leaves. Cocoyam leaf is called Nkukwo. You can just leave it at Ekpang which means to wrap.

Frame 1: Banga Soup – Edo/Delta A palm oil soup thickened with potash, traditionally eaten with starch. The mortar-pounded method is fading as younger people buy pre-processed banga, which has less flavor.

Nigerian food changes fast with urban life and imported options, so a few traditional meals are fading out, especially with younger generations. Here are some Nigerian meals that are slowly going out of style. A thread 🧵

@justkency @QueenDoris16 He is a cheat and a coward, you are a cheat and a coward too. Hiding under “our custom”, a proper fool.

@QueenDoris16 An Igbo man cannot be an adulterer. Our custom allows to have many wives. This man is even a titled man. You must be extremely stupid and ignorant to label him such word. All these useless children with no brains.

This loser has refused to move on! Since he cheated, got another woman pregnant and secretly married her like a coward, he has been going from podcast to podcast ranting.. mind you May the woman he cheated on has never granted any interview regarding this same issue! Yul edochie and Frank Edoho has something in common, they are both serial adulterers and they are both sore losers who have refused to move on from the wives they cheated on.. they cannot understand how these women are doing so well without them! 😀

This may be my new favourite malicious micro feminism. This lady is a saint.....

@Trilogygpuh @GeneralSnow_ It’s called revolution

@GeneralSnow_ This is uncalled for and undemocratic, if you seek democracy then you must live and lead by it

They tried to campaign in a market somewhere in Kano for Tinubu. The traders descended on them.

@abneroke @ChuksEricE Begger

@ChuksEricE You are a stingy man. You only give for showoff because you are looking for office.

"When people visit you, the only thing they talk about is money. Nobody comes to share ideas; all they want is money. They assume you don't have your own prøblems." — Mr Peter Obi