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Being alive is as special an occasion as it gets.

@SDFiremansam @teeepaigee Percentage of World Series Championships the least 2 seasons?

@teeepaigee Damn, imagine not understanding how percentages work

Did you make that chart yourself?

@Stormi_luv Water 1.3 seconds after all the ice in your cup has melted.

@Adityak253 @IAPolls2022 It's cause they are a bunch of fucking losers.

@IAPolls2022 Everytime republicans lose something they point to voter fraud. It is like other opinions don't exist

Liberal Justice Chris Taylor defeats conservative Justice Maria Lazar in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race - VoteHub 🟥 Conservative → 🟦 Liberal FLIP Liberals expand their majority to 5-2 — their largest since at least the 1970s.

@mom_of_littles Rotisserie chicken

What are we adding to grilled cheese so my husband doesn’t feel like he’s eating girl dinner

@MainstreamViews Not really. If there's no Democrat running California that takes away a Boogeyman to rally MAGA against during national elections.

Incredibly retarded move. Now all the Republicans will unify behind Hilton, Bianco will fall in the polls, a Dem will get into the run-off and that Dem will win. The only way for any Republican to win was if two Republicans made it to the run-off. Horrible strategic blunder

@quitebaked_ @KlutzGPT The main tweet literally mentions Kobe.

@KlutzGPT Why everytime somebody criticize LeBron yall gotta bring up Kobe? The nigga dead got damn y’all can’t find any other justification

Sad part is that when Kobe dropped 60 on the way out, we celebrated the fact he did it at 37. And when he was butt cheeks for most of that season, we didn’t criticize cuz he was 37. This didn’t start with Bron. All time greats past their prime get praised when they do well and excused when they don’t do well. They’ve already done their work and created their legacy. Everything else is extra credit

@brwonbunnie Stick of butter, 16oz heavy cream, 3/4 cup grated parmesan in a sauce will get you there.

bro wtf do restaurants be putting in food to make it 1300 cals for ONE meal?? i couldn’t make a 1300 cal meal at home if i tried and if i did it would be for like 3-4 people 😭

@AllenGreenMD1 @coinkong @ChampRDS Should be saved for people with renal failure, but I guess whatever is good when you have money to pay for it.

@coinkong @ChampRDS Yes

Joe Rogan underwent a blood-filtering procedure called "plasmapheresis" "The yellow/orange liquid is plasma. They separate it out, remove what they don't want, and replace it so your system can function cleaner. It's basically like changing the oil in your body." (via @joerogan)

@milehigh_malone @VinBarbarino @Buushdo @DebriefSportif They were actually being sarcastic. 😂😂😂😂😂😭

@ramsfanman7 @VinBarbarino @Buushdo @DebriefSportif That’s cool the person I actually was talking to understood immediately and responded with “great point lol smoke em up”

Je me réveille, je vois que Jokic a fait 19 PASSES DECISIVES pour UNE SEULE BALLE PERDUE. Alors je les regarde... Sérieux faut que la NBA arrête de se foutre de la gueule du monde sur le comptage des passes décisives. Pour la NBA, ces actions sont des passes décisives.

@milehigh_malone @VinBarbarino @Buushdo @DebriefSportif Making a dumb comment and calling it sarcastic 3 tweets later is a good bit. I got fewer than 1 laugh out of it.

@ramsfanman7 @VinBarbarino @Buushdo @DebriefSportif lol brother I know what the tweet said, I wrote it. I understand you can’t always tell when someone is joking or making a sarcastic comment, I told you that was my intention and you’re lecturing me as if I don’t know 3 actual equals 3….. And you’re calling me stupid

@milehigh_malone @VinBarbarino @Buushdo @DebriefSportif It is that deep. Because the tweet said "fewer than 3" and not "no more than 3".

@ramsfanman7 @VinBarbarino @Buushdo @DebriefSportif It’s not that deep and it’s not that confusing. 3 IS NOT MORE THAN 3, NO ONE TOOK MORE THAN 3 DRIBBLES BEFORE ATTEMPTING A SHOT IN ANY OF THE CLIPS IN THIS VIDEO. 1 & 2 are obviously the only numbers fewer than 3. But if there’s a 3 dribble limit and you take 3 you’re under.

@milehigh_malone @VinBarbarino @Buushdo @DebriefSportif You literally said 3 is fewer than 3, man. Please wear a helmet and be careful with the soft spot on your skull.

@ramsfanman7 @VinBarbarino @Buushdo @DebriefSportif Obviously It was satire with the point being it’s not more than 3. Are you this stupid? No one in this clip took more than 3 dribbles can you not count?

@milehigh_malone @VinBarbarino @Buushdo @DebriefSportif 3 is not fewer than 3, which is what the tweet said you ding dong. I don't care what the rule is when it's all subjective anyways. But to make an argument, when only 1/5 examples even meets the criteria for your argument is just fucking moronic.

@ramsfanman7 @VinBarbarino @Buushdo @DebriefSportif Exactly so 3 is not more than 3 and if I take 3 dribbles I didn’t exceed 3… Also no where on the nba website does it say 3 or fewer dribbles for an assist

@thats_bb_suzyn Hey @Adobe , @turbotax . You just lost a customer and I will to everything in my power to make sure everyone I know never uses your products.

Netflix production crew misses another first pitch hit. This is so inexcusable.

@milehigh_malone @VinBarbarino @Buushdo @DebriefSportif No, 3 equals 3.

@ramsfanman7 @VinBarbarino @Buushdo @DebriefSportif So 3 is more than 3? Yes or no.

@milehigh_malone @VinBarbarino @Buushdo @DebriefSportif Do they let you out into the world on your own?

@VinBarbarino @Buushdo @DebriefSportif 3 is fewer than 3 dumbass lol

@Buushdo @DebriefSportif Only one of these plays was fewer than 3 dribbles.

@DebriefSportif La règle est simple s'il y a moins de 3 dribbles c'est une passe d. Pq chouiner ?

@jbrown09211 @chicago_brian @BarstoolNate Because this is a list for moronic people.

@chicago_brian @BarstoolNate I don’t get why this is so hard for Dems to understand

They're getting shit on for this but to see people like Chief and especially Big T be comfortable admitting maybe this was a bit of a mistake is a ginormous leap, and dare I say...brave...to admit it knowing the potential backlash. I hope more people realize it's ok to admit this has all been an absolute disaster of a term so far. Dare I say it's not even political because of how blatant the disaster is, you kinda just toss your hands in the air and admit he got ya.

The gap between Sweet 16 and Round of 32 is one of the stupidest things in sports. Just absolute buzzkill.

@dtnols Jindo

water gun to your eyeball. name a dog breed without the letter “a” in it