Future Moldovan Citizen

Yeah cus she can smell the sex on you

Uncs just be dying of natural causes at the reading

@Howlingmutant0 All Tim Heidecker's content is basically edging but for comedy. He acts like he's setting up a joke for 15 minutes but then never actually tells a joke. Some people apparently enjoy the anxiety this causes

It’s interesting to watch Tim do Alex jones because he nails his cadence and mannerisms and all the little things that make for a good impression but he has absolutely nothing funny to say

@IDF_ted Sometimes it includes hard boiled eggs

@Spotify now that Donald Trump is president, can you please put back the entirety of the album “David Allan Coe Rides Again” including the unedited original version of “If That Ain’t Country”?

This is why I get all of my election takes, foreign and domestic, from @MainstreamViews. If you’re not subscribed to Night Owls for $8/month, you must feel like a dog trying to make sense of a chess board.

Nothing even surface level ironic about this. Salazar was anti-racist. Like 90% of propaganda produced by his regime was "Our colonial empire can't be racist, we have more black subjects than white!"

Am I correct that the AirTran at JFK airport just goes to random stops in no order? Do not correct me. I am correct

@woahhvickyyy @TwinkBukowski

I'm going to be in Los Angeles for a few days. Does anyone know any God fearing men who could take me out? I'm looking to be a wife!

Yes, yes “fuck boomers” very charming. That’s definitely a good basis for deciding how to fundamentally structure the economy

Feigned exasperation in the replies and quote tweets but none of them can explain why he’s wrong

@MattZeitlin Fianna Fáil

Guess the party

@MaxNordau Real 2019 DSA “it’s not my job to educate you. Just consume 14,000 hours of content to find the extremely obvious answer which I can’t just say myself” vibes from these replies

Has Fuentes ever explained why Thiel is bad or is it purely just anger that Thiel didn’t give him money?

@MaxNordau The Milady guy asked him and the best cope he could come up with was “he’s gay”. Of course Glenn Greenwald is also gay (and more flamboyant and more socially liberal) and he doesn’t mind him

Why weren’t the Night Owls invited to the Substack party?

E-girls owe Future Moldovan Citizen sex

@crossgoldchain Ayesha Erotica has 2 million more monthly Spotify listeners than Slayyyter

ayesha erotica will become very mainstream just like slayyyter… take my word for it

Who wanna hang in LA?

Calling Patria center-right is weird. It's mainly the Revolutionary Left Movement. If you wanna be like "oh, well the Revolutionary Left Movement made an alliance with the right and moved to the center once they got into office" okay, start calling Pedro Castillo center-right. Patria is center-left. Any MAS or Evo holds outs are just "left". Every other left party is "indigenous" or "left/indigenous"

Bolivia: Here is the map following the results of the regional and local elections. The Patria Alliance of President Paz and the opposition LIBRE elected two governors each. #Bolivia #EleccionesSubnacionales

As usual, "historically Puerto Rican neighborhood" means 90% white before 1965