David Phelps

@Mr_M_Dent I do wish I could have had teachers like you. I remember being very excited and spending many, many hours writing a short story for an English assignment only to be accused of copying work and being caned 6 times. I soon became the school dunce as that was safer.

Today I was tracked down by an ex-pupil and received this message. The moment I read this, I burst with pride and emotion. This is what we do it for, fellow teachers. 😭 😊🙏🏽

@tigers_somerset Great result Tigers 👍

Huge win on the road for our U18s who beat London United 105-101! #tigersfamily 🐯🏀

@0MarkHIlls0 Please not Keith Urban!

Your find us here tonight… with a extra Aussie guitar player !!!

@MrRogerRobinson @MetPoliceEvents @PoliceInspForum When my car blows up I will shed no tear but when this lad of mine goes it will be very different. So sorry that you have never experienced the special bond between man and horse

@MetPoliceEvents @PoliceInspForum Sorry, but do you tweet every time a car blows up? Surely it’s just another piece of equipment that’s failed.

@ASPoliceHorses Me & Oscar are thinking of you Rocky 🐎

Today Rocky & his rider were hit by a car whilst on patrol with PH Platinum in Bristol. He sustained serious injuries and is being treated in an equine hospital. His rider suffered minor injuries but neither PH Platinum or his rider were injured. We will keep you up to date 💔

@TomG07581187 @RoryStewartUK How about you tell us what Johnson has contributed to society first?

@RoryStewartUK Remind us Rory, who are you and what have you contributed to society?

It was all worth it for Tom’s expression at the end of the clip…👇

@MrsJenRemainer @KateCushing2 My experience of working from home is that I don’t get up and move around enough and end up with a sore back

@tigers_somerset @richuish @AoC_Sport @My_bball Good luck guys 👍

Good luck to @richuish mens basketball team as they compete in the @AoC_Sport cup final tomorrow against @My_bball #tigersfamily 🏀🐯

@RalfLittle You know that things in our society are screwed up when you see a tweet like this has 3,130 likes. I have never heard of you but am told that you’re an actor on TV. I’m so pleased I don’t watch TV!

Sick of David Attenborough preaching about climate catastrophe and the end of civilisation as we know it - is his phone made of WOOD? Hasn’t he ever used a CAR? Bet the clothes he wears aren’t even woven from his own discarded HAIR! He’s not a saint you know. #hypocrite.

Incredibly sad news 💔 Harry was a true gentleman and a Hero. X twitter.com/mrdanwalker/st…

@SteveTipling tonefm.co.uk/team/david-phe… Great news about your gigs - let’s hope there’s more to come. I’ll definitely mention it in my next few shows 👍

Can't wait for this year!! Great to see the live music scene kicking in again.. 🤟

@HicktownBreak tonefm.co.uk/team/david-phe… Great to hear about your gigs - I’ll definitely plug it in my next few shows 👍

⭐GIG ANNOUNCEMENTS⭐ Hey guys, we wanted to give you a heads-up on what's coming up so far. For more details check out our website 'shows' page.. hicktownbreakout.com/shows

@adream608 @stephenfry And don’t forget foodbanks

Please RT if you would like me to consider standing against @Jacob_Rees_Mogg again, as an independent for one term only. As before, I would step aside if a better unity candidate emerges, or if @UKLabour & @LibDems decide to fight each other & I would only further split the vote.

@ASPoliceHorses What’s that -another Oscar? My Oscar is a 16.1hh thoroughbred ex racer who thinks he would be excellent at chasing robbers!

Here he is, please welcome Oscar! He is a 10 year old, 16.3hh Irish Draught cross gelding and is quite a character! Isn’t he handsome! Stay tuned for updates on his progress 🐴 #newboy #trainee

@ASPoliceHorses Might end up with a bit of colic with that lot 🐎

Allan kindly volunteered to quality control the very generous gift of carrots from Bristol City Misson this afternoon 🥕🥕🐴🐴 #luckyboys #sharingiscaring #snacks

@ASPoliceHorses And to you too and thanks for all the hard work you do - from Prince & Oscar on the Brendon Hills

With only a few hours of 2021 remaining, we would like to wish you all a very Happy New Year 🥳 #HappyNewYear #rollon2022

@DougParish1 ?

What first class band

@tauntonrfc Great end to the year Titans 👍

Full Time Titans Win 35-25

@David__Osland @CowgirlLondon That puts a whole new perspective on “working from home”

Rishi Sunak is on a mid-December working trip to sunny California. Which - as luck would have it - is where he happens to own a luxury beachside house, which is just one of his 12 homes.