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@BBMagaMom Awe

You know it would be really nice right now? A long tight hug.

@Soaringeagle45 2.50

How much was hourly pay when you started working… 3.35/hr

@Deviled_meggs_ Awe

We live in this tent now. Day 9. It's really hot to sleep in, probably would not recommend.

@sizzle_sarah Some sort of insect. Scientists are baffled i heard. 😂

What species is she? 🤔

@Deviled_meggs_ I wouldnt go for free. Js

I did not realize that it costs like $200k to go to Coachella.

@_Sierra____ Yes

Are strippers still a thing lol

@CieloBonit @jenrenee Wow you are the best. Im at 1000 or so lol.

I'm 300 friends away from 40K! It’s literally taken me years to get here. Help me!

@Reeseforsure You got it right. Today. 😂

I can’t spell today, apparently

@kat_maryb What post😂

I bet $100 that more women will read this entire post than men

It takes 1 second for water to pass from our mouth to our stomach. We all have a unique tongue print, just like a fingerprint . The average length of a man's 🍆 is 3 times the length of his thumb. The liver is the only organ that can regenerate. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. A woman has read this entire post. A man is still looking at his thumb.

@alyssamariiee11 Cant

John Thune is a Democrat. Prove me wrong.

@TiffanyFong Awe

good morning my little otter pops

@LibbyT_USA Me too but i c u

I wonder how many people see me sometimes

@oohDB4lalaL GM from the western slope Kar

good morning!! 🧡

@lady_valor_07 All the time

When people get in their 50s and 60s and up, do you start thinking about how many years you have left? I’m curious..

@sizzle_sarah Gm i miss the beach.

Good morning 😌

@RealSpitfire Kash me out. He wont do anything. Sorry.

This is just glorious 😎🔥

@YoAdrienne1968 Prob not

Eric Swalwell is going to be stripped of his life-long Congressional pension.. right? Right???!!!!

@FFT1776 No 3

How long before Swalwell’s wife files for divorce? Days? Weeks? Or already in motion …?

@dstebs02 Sorry. Were moving out.

holy shittt, everything actually aligned. im moving to Denver in 2 weeks 😭

@GuntherEagleman Nope wtf is taking so long?

Has Swalwell been expelled yet?