Roxanne Redwood

I suppose an update is in order for those who follow my actions through here rather than through Hoenn News Nav or other sources. I won the mayoral election. I've elected an interim head curator for the Rustboro Museum as I train a protégé to replace me as Gym Leader.

@Pokenavs ...please tell me I get more details than that.

@rustbureau You have a date next week with an old friend of mine.

@Pokenavs Wally. You are more social than I am, and aware of the scene in Hoenn. I am in my fall woes. You owe me a favor. Can you find me a date.

@Pokenavs You know what, that makes sense.

@rustbureau My sphere of influence is made up of a lot of needy people okay!

@Pokenavs ...that answer does not imbue confidence, but okay

@rustbureau I think I can find someone.

I already regret asking Wally. 'I thought you'd never ask'? How long has he been waiting for this. Feh.

@Pokenavs Female or sapphic non-binary. Within 3 years of me, though I'm more flexible on the older end. I don't think I have enough experience to know my less obvious deal breakers... my obvious ones are that they need to be passionate about what they do, and understand that I am busy.

@rustbureau I thought you’d never ask. What’s your age range and gender preference? And what are your less-obvious dealbreakers?

@Pokenavs Mm. Your trainers will be in top shape when you return.

@rustbureau It’s good to see old friends…

Walfreds trainers are menaces. I don't blame them though. He has always lacked discipline.

@Pokenavs How is your trip.

@rustbureau Well, no.

@Pokenavs Have I said any untruths?

@rustbureau Hey!

@Pokenavs ...Have fun.

@rustbureau Promise! 🤞

@rustbureau can u watch my gym for one night???

@Pokenavs You said one night. You owe me.

@rustbureau Isn’t that what I said? ✨ Thank you Roxannnnnnne 💝

@Pokenavs Oh it's a whole weekend now?

@rustbureau Which is why a weekend with auntie roxxy is exactly what they need.

@Pokenavs Not when I'm /there/. Ugh. Fine. I suppose this makes more sense. For the record,/you're/ a worse impression on your trainers than Lisia.

@rustbureau Lisia is a bad impression for the trainers. Isn’t Petra watching YOUR gym?

@Pokenavs Did you ask Lisia or Petra? They'd appreciate the experience...

@rustbureau I’m visiting an old friend. I’ll stock the fridge and everything. And it would do my trainers some good….

@Pokenavs She's so iconic.