Wally 📗

Message me for an appetizer! 🤢 🦎 Not new to asthma 🧤 6+ years exp of being a slut 🦖 Raw Veganism 🌵 Ships UPS ground only Follow me to the grave, motherf*ckers. #Pokemans #digimonrp #StreamBTS

@libeology @Iinesofcode Oh! I brought gifts. [pulls out his massive BonBon Mareep luggage] Let’s see…

@Pokenavs @Iinesofcode It's never too late!

@libeology @Iinesofcode I’ll be over tomorrow evening. xoxo gossip girl

@Trainer_Kotone !! Kotone-!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

@rustbureau You have a date next week with an old friend of mine.

@Pokenavs You know what, that makes sense.

@Pokenavs Wally. You are more social than I am, and aware of the scene in Hoenn. I am in my fall woes. You owe me a favor. Can you find me a date.

@rustbureau My sphere of influence is made up of a lot of needy people okay!

@Pokenavs ...that answer does not imbue confidence, but okay

@rustbureau I think I can find someone.

@Pokenavs Female or sapphic non-binary. Within 3 years of me, though I'm more flexible on the older end. I don't think I have enough experience to know my less obvious deal breakers... my obvious ones are that they need to be passionate about what they do, and understand that I am busy.

@libeology @Iinesofcode I don’t know! I’ve just never had a kid.

@Pokenavs @Iinesofcode No beef, no pork, and we keep it light on the dairy. Why do you ask?

おめかし愛馬🐎

@Iinesofcode @libeology What does she eat?

@Pokenavs @libeology Living the life of a parent, you know how it goes. Busy busy busy. And yeah, this is her. Wanna say hi, Elena? [She waves, a bit shy suddenly.]

@resonatewithyou Definitely! Let me know when you’re free.

@Pokenavs See ya soon, Wally. Maybe next time I can come visit you!

Remember that time Nate wore a visor when we went on a date?

@Iinesofcode @libeology Xander! Hey! How are you! And this is Elena. Hello, I’m Wally.

@libeology @Pokenavs Honey, I’m hoooooome.~ Elena wanted ice cream… so we compromised and got smoothies instead. Wally, what’s up man?

@libeology I see… Where did you find her? Or I guess I can literally mind my business—sorry… I’m glad you’re back! And I’m prepared for my uncle-related obligations. *cheesy flexing*

@Pokenavs Aagh okay.. let's see.. I was away for.. around a year and half? A little less, maybe. I've honestly never been good with time. Aaand she's adopted, obviously. I didn't immaculately conceive or anything. She just.. didn't have any family and I couldn't leave her there, so.

@rustbureau It’s good to see old friends…

@Pokenavs How is your trip.

Walfreds trainers are menaces. I don't blame them though. He has always lacked discipline.

Considering whether or not I should just fire all of my trainers…

@rustbureau Well, no.

@Pokenavs Have I said any untruths?

@libeology Adorable… So we have time then? Please divulge more about how you disappeared for… (how long?) and then returned with a baby and no baby daddy?

@Pokenavs If it was perfect you wouldn't need to overnight decor. Ideals, don't call him that. They're on their way back from the.. library if I had to guess. Two dorks in a pod!

@libeology Thank you… It’s perfect. I’ll overnight some decor. Now where’s my godchild? and “daddy” Xander?

@Pokenavs It's not nearly as well decorated as your place but I appreciate it! Your room is a little bare, with all this space I haven't planned what to actually do with some of it. Sooo make yourself at home!

@libeology I love your home. It’s been too long! [kiss kiss]

@Pokenavs !! Wally! Come in! Um, let's see- I've got snacks out but, oh, your stuff! I'll show you to your room. This way~.

@libeology *knock knock*

@Pokenavs See you! ❤️