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@JohnDoritosKane You never struck me as the manosphere type. Message does not apply to normal dudes…

@s4rah_dev I'm too delicate to get hazed.

There seems to be some kind of mix up in the "manosphere" bc the manliest men I know work *with* tools, they don't act *like* tools.... It's a simple mistake, could happen to anyone, but now that you know, time to learn a trade boys.

@eigenrobot Impeccable work little man

5mo son is delightfully fat marblemaxxing rollmogging

@JamesRLandrum the natural form of a beet is nothing to be ashamed of 🫜👀

@s4rah_dev Please put an nsfw tag next time Jesus fuckity christ

We are beet poasting over here 🫜 just look at this thing.

Well it’s a rainy day so I am making pulled pork and so the oven is on all day so I thought I’d roast this guy whole and some garlic and I think I’m going to make some beet gnocchi to go with the pulled pork. Roasted beets are my favourite way to eat them. The skins just slip right off. Just cover in a bit of olive oil and cover in salt then wrap tightly with foil then cook until tender. They are killer on a smoker like that too.

@s4rah_dev Curious what you're going to do with this chungus. I've had them pickled (amazing) and canned (meh) but I'm down for more delicious beet ideas.

@jeffr0 Believable

@s4rah_dev That's an eggplant cosplaying as a beet

@bushontheradio Thank you for noticing. I asked for one beet in my grocery order btw. Technically accurate albeit somewhat intimidating 🤣

My word

@jonbrooks Move on with your life

My friends in their 30s are deciding not to have kids They’re saying two things: They don’t have the money It’s inconvenient to their lifestyle This is not good. What do we do?

@Whatapityonyou These bimbo billionaires learned nothing from the metaverse

Imagine being so soulless you end up rooting for a future like this

@rezoundous You should use your own product fwiw

Nothing humbles you like launching something nobody uses.

@Mlu__N2 The way she holds that onion she’s going to cut herself. Knuckles over tips.

I will never understand the rationalization of cooking the ground beef BEFORE the onions. Onions first!!

@ArsAlendi @seashell_luvr The very wealthy were generally some of the least happy people I have ever met as a whole. Totally bummed me out. Not sure I could go back to it.

@s4rah_dev @seashell_luvr This is true; I feel pity for those people ! ☹️ I don't think they're actually happy but to each their own

Dating only men you are genuinely attracted to is pro-metabolic, counterculture, punk, revolutionary, etc etc.

@ArsAlendi @seashell_luvr Some people (mostly women) are hypergamous and are attracted to money and status over physical attributes. I saw it a lot as a private chef and it totally fascinated me.

I don’t understand the concept of dating someone you’re not attracted to. Like going out of your way to eat your least favorite meal and take the worst route home and listen to your least favorite song every day for no good reason. It’s not as if he has to be attractive to everyone, but damn you should find him attractive at the very least. that’s the baseline

@allgarbled I have no proof but feel they likely make people sleep worse from stressing out about their sleep scores

Sometimes I try to think about how dissociated from my own life and physical experience I would have to be in order to need to check a “sleep score” every morning to see how I slept. But I can never really imagine it.

@leamaric Butter faces are always the worst pick-me’s

I love how zoomers seem to think it’s totally normal to walk around with their bare midriffs showing in the middle of the day in public. Like, no… anyway, here’s the attention you ordered!

@ClavicularNews This is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen

Clavicular meets his biggest supporter who donated him over 2000 subs ($10,000) on Kick 😳

@SJFriedl Epic! Food really brings people together

I'm not even licensed for indoor cooking😀, but I inexplicably learned how to smoke salmon in a water smoker (it turns out amazingly well). When I joined a hiking group, I would bring my smoked salmon to enjoy at the picnic tables w/ our adult beverages, and it was way better received than the relatively low effort that went into it. I don't think any in my large circle has ever tried doing this themselves. (This is somewhat more pedestrian than dodging machine-gun fire)

@PaulEdworthy What a cool wife! Sounds epic

@s4rah_dev For my 50th, my wife booked a Boeing 737 simulator for me. So I'm basically a 737 pilot now. 😆

@GodNikaJoyBoy @FearedBuck tysm i was looking for this

@FearedBuck He gave up on trying to sell his snake oil

Clavicular ends and walks out of his Channel 5 interview with Andrew Callaghan after Andrew reveals he’s satisfied with how he looks and doesn’t need looksmaxxing