Fortegreen : EVERYONE’s assistant

“ Another document I need to sign..? I’ve had 20 of those today already.” OC RP ACCOUNT! parodysalttoons.straw.page · · ─ ·ʚɞ· ─ · · #parodytwt #rptwt #amongus #amongusshow

@VIOLETSKEPTICS //this gives me an art idea 👀👀👀👀👀

dantenos.✦ butcher vanity green &/or orange pls .. trust ..

Who needs shipping when you can ship important Ore+ cargo for MIRA Corporation? 𝘙𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘧𝘰𝘳. ============ 𝗙𝗼𝗿 𝗠𝗜𝗥𝗔 𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗽. 𝗙𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝘄𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗲-𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗱. ============

// Taken from oomf! hello parodytwt

green walkin his worm 💚🪱

trust ball fanart

@greenwormz //I GET THAT SO BAD. I’m also nervous, free to int w me if you want?! : P

🍀;; Oh my god having social anxiety ONLINE AS WELL sucks so bad I want to interact with other parodys so bad but I'm nervous hehaha

// since i wanna get established...int bait..

//jingle jingle. Gulp.

// intbait ooohh oooooh you wanna interact so baaaaddd ooohhhhh (for the shipping one i lwk wanna do it with blue parody accs but im open to others honestly)

@HeadOfMIRAHR //the trick is to do it while feeling cringe and embarrassed and scared… at one point you either get used to it or get enough positive reactions and nice rps to actually enjoy it! Worst case scenario someone just won’t int with you back. but someone else will!

// How do you guys do this rp stuff without feeling like that guy no one uninvited and cringe at the same time

@Marshiecrit //omg wait hi my name is Wrenn!!! I nearly jumped seeing my/similar name on my tl. Moots? 👀

📌 PINNED POST ㆍ˳͡ㅤ Wren or Clover! 𓏼 ㅤ꒷ ㅤ Any prns ^^𓈒 ꮚ ᵐᶦⁿᵒʳ 𓂃 #amongus #promotwt #deltarune

#amongus #amongusoc

@MiraHr__ /fortegreen spots orange while walking down the hallway. they think of how to approach her in case their presence startles her. they just decide to walk in with a quiet hum/ “ um, hey, orange! do you need some help with that? I mean.. I should ask what you’re doing, first.”

[Orange stands by the Ore+, scribbling something down on her clipboard. They seem to be zoned in on that, so...] [Do you approach?]

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@miracafeworker “ im not the best at coffee making, but im assuming that you just gotta brew the coffee with more.. coffee, then, heh? what kind of coffee maker we have here again?”

@salttoons ' yeah, sorta? Just... More intense. '

' man I wish I had someone to help me with this coffee. I'm serious. Please. '

@miracafeworker “ Oh, like, making them? Espresso is just black coffee.. right?”

@salttoons ' it's just- I'm not good with espressos. '

@miracafeworker “ okaaay! what exactly do you need help with?”

@salttoons ' yes please '

I heard everyone liked the among us show #amongus #amongusshow

//time to post absolute bulllshiiiiiittt!!!!