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TheghostofJezzaScreen
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Close-up comedy magician | Adult-only laughs & mind-bending tricks | UK bookings open | Over-18s chaos
가입일 Haziran 2021
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@AvonandsomerRob You wont believe what i paid😂🤣😂🤣 27 quid!!! On a deal atm.
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@AvonandsomerRob In the maintenance i can tell the car it has new brakes new oil new battery do dpf regen etc

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@AvonandsomerRob I had one of those. Then spent a bit more now i can do full engine scans, resets the whole shabang. This is the app that comes with it and its awesome!!

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@AvonandsomerRob Hate apple, i had the 4s and that was the last one. Been Samsung ever since. Have the tablets x 2 and tv's x 2. My 1st samsung was known as the iphone killer, samsung omnia. Then stupidly went iphone for a yr or two.
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It's the 50th Birthday of Apple.
But they've only really made two attractive iPhones - the 4s & the X from 2017 - the rest is just marketing.
Everything else has been a generic upgrade with few tech benefits.
Samsung are years ahead these days thanks to built-in AI.
What phone have you got? And are you an Apple freak? 🍎

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@ccaerghi @BROKENBRITAIN0 Its feral! Lodge causeway isnt the nice place it used to be, im glad that shop got raided the other week.
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@screen_jezza @BROKENBRITAIN0 Gangs have got worse around those areas now it was bad when I was younger and went to speedwell/BBA with postcode wars but it’s definitely a lot worse round there especially with the drug addicts around the lodge causeway and most of the high streets
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🚨BREAKING: SHOOTING IN BRISTOL - THREE SCHOOLS IN LOCKDOWN 🇬🇧
A shooting has left a man with life changing injuries this afternoon as a HUGE police presence has descended on New Queen Street, plunging three separate schools into lockdown as a manhunt is launched.
Suspect is still on the run and is described as early 20s, slim build, and around 6 foot tall (ethnicity has not been disclosed)

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@ccaerghi @BROKENBRITAIN0 Looks like it was one of the hoody rats on am ebike. Balaclava'd up and gloves (obv for the gun). Idc what race these lot are, if in a bally then they should be hit off. All think they are little gangsters
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@screen_jezza @BROKENBRITAIN0 So do I! Hillfields slightly less but speedwell and especially kingswood are more white than anything else
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@ccaerghi @BROKENBRITAIN0 I live locally, you are soooo wrong. Id say a 50/50 split easily.
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@screen_jezza @BROKENBRITAIN0 It was a white man….this area is heavily white so it’s not a surprise
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@10DowningStreet @Keir_Starmer Its "every" fixed it for you! Probably pissed and stoned on the 3300 you lot just gifted yourselves?
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@colder_sarcasm She is bang on the money! There would have been zero arrests for calling someone a cunt online, all mp's would actually work for us.
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@Alexandr4Denman How do they get away with over estimating? Thats basically 4oz of coke that costs around 4500 to buy in total. Retail if top notch is 11500 quid. The maths aint working here!!
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Security guard caught with £65,000 drugs stash jailed after police raid
Mohammed Waheed, 23, has been jailed after officers uncovered a major stash of drugs and cash at his flat in Preston.
Police found:
115g of cocaine worth £34,000+
Nearly 400g of cannabis
Over £32,000 in cash
Scales and a burner phone linked to dealing
The former Fishergate Centre security guard admitted supplying Class A and B drugs and possessing criminal property.
A judge said the amount of cash and drugs showed “significant involvement” in dealing, despite Waheed claiming he was struggling with addiction at the time.
He has now been sentenced to 30 months in prison.

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@Alexandr4Denman He should've seen them coming!! Mortgage eyes, one fixed the other fucker is variable!
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@UKLabour More gaslighting lies. You arent talking to the real brits tho are you? Muggy cunts, enjoy getting kicked out at the locals, then at the GE never to return again.
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General election NOW! @Keir_Starmer if you want us back in the eu then you have to call a GE. You have not stuck to the manifesto that you gave to win your seat. Either stand down or a GE.
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