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TheghostofJezzaScreen

@screen_jezza

Close-up comedy magician | Adult-only laughs & mind-bending tricks | UK bookings open | Over-18s chaos

가입일 Haziran 2021
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TheghostofJezzaScreen@screen_jezza·
Did you do anything most folk will never do last week? I did, and I do it often. I was filming my new show pilot...just gotta sell it now.
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Rob Boyd, Esq
Rob Boyd, Esq@AvonandsomerRob·
this light is designed to deceive you
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TheghostofJezzaScreen@screen_jezza·
@AvonandsomerRob I had one of those. Then spent a bit more now i can do full engine scans, resets the whole shabang. This is the app that comes with it and its awesome!!
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Skint Eastwood
Skint Eastwood@Skint_Eastwood1·
🚨 “Traitor” Keir Starmer Confronted by Angry Mob Outside Parliament An angry mob surrounded Keir Starmer outside Parliament, calling him a “p*do protector, a child abuser, and a traitor.” Starmer must be the most hated politician of all time.
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TheghostofJezzaScreen@screen_jezza·
@AvonandsomerRob Hate apple, i had the 4s and that was the last one. Been Samsung ever since. Have the tablets x 2 and tv's x 2. My 1st samsung was known as the iphone killer, samsung omnia. Then stupidly went iphone for a yr or two.
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Rob Boyd, Esq
Rob Boyd, Esq@AvonandsomerRob·
It's the 50th Birthday of Apple. But they've only really made two attractive iPhones - the 4s & the X from 2017 - the rest is just marketing. Everything else has been a generic upgrade with few tech benefits. Samsung are years ahead these days thanks to built-in AI. What phone have you got? And are you an Apple freak? 🍎
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Justin Lee Collins
Justin Lee Collins@iam_jlc·
If you’ve never seen Salem’s Lot (1979) you really should. It’s the greatest tv mini series ever made and the best thing David Soul did outside of Starsky and Hutch.
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Andrew Bridgen
Andrew Bridgen@ABridgen·
As threatened Iran has attacked a British target. The British Castrol oil company in Erbil, Iraq. What do you think Starmer’s response will be ?
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cj
cj@ccaerghi·
@screen_jezza @BROKENBRITAIN0 Gangs have got worse around those areas now it was bad when I was younger and went to speedwell/BBA with postcode wars but it’s definitely a lot worse round there especially with the drug addicts around the lodge causeway and most of the high streets
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BRITAIN IS BROKEN 🇬🇧
BRITAIN IS BROKEN 🇬🇧@BROKENBRITAIN0·
🚨BREAKING: SHOOTING IN BRISTOL - THREE SCHOOLS IN LOCKDOWN 🇬🇧 A shooting has left a man with life changing injuries this afternoon as a HUGE police presence has descended on New Queen Street, plunging three separate schools into lockdown as a manhunt is launched. Suspect is still on the run and is described as early 20s, slim build, and around 6 foot tall (ethnicity has not been disclosed)
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TheghostofJezzaScreen@screen_jezza·
@ccaerghi @BROKENBRITAIN0 Looks like it was one of the hoody rats on am ebike. Balaclava'd up and gloves (obv for the gun). Idc what race these lot are, if in a bally then they should be hit off. All think they are little gangsters
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cj@ccaerghi·
@screen_jezza @BROKENBRITAIN0 So do I! Hillfields slightly less but speedwell and especially kingswood are more white than anything else
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UK Prime Minister
UK Prime Minister@10DowningStreet·
This government will always act in the national interest, on the side of British people. From today, you will see wages go up, bills come down, and more support for those who need it most. We will pull ever lever possible to tackle the cost of living.
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TheghostofJezzaScreen@screen_jezza·
@colder_sarcasm She is bang on the money! There would have been zero arrests for calling someone a cunt online, all mp's would actually work for us.
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TheghostofJezzaScreen@screen_jezza·
@Alexandr4Denman How do they get away with over estimating? Thats basically 4oz of coke that costs around 4500 to buy in total. Retail if top notch is 11500 quid. The maths aint working here!!
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Alexandra
Alexandra@Alexandr4Denman·
Security guard caught with £65,000 drugs stash jailed after police raid Mohammed Waheed, 23, has been jailed after officers uncovered a major stash of drugs and cash at his flat in Preston. Police found: 115g of cocaine worth £34,000+ Nearly 400g of cannabis Over £32,000 in cash Scales and a burner phone linked to dealing The former Fishergate Centre security guard admitted supplying Class A and B drugs and possessing criminal property. A judge said the amount of cash and drugs showed “significant involvement” in dealing, despite Waheed claiming he was struggling with addiction at the time. He has now been sentenced to 30 months in prison.
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TheghostofJezzaScreen@screen_jezza·
@UKLabour More gaslighting lies. You arent talking to the real brits tho are you? Muggy cunts, enjoy getting kicked out at the locals, then at the GE never to return again.
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The Labour Party
The Labour Party@UKLabour·
Labour will always defend British interests abroad and stand up for you at home.
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TheghostofJezzaScreen@screen_jezza·
General election NOW! @Keir_Starmer if you want us back in the eu then you have to call a GE. You have not stuck to the manifesto that you gave to win your seat. Either stand down or a GE.
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