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Did you do anything most folk will never do last week? I did, and I do it often. I was filming my new show pilot...just gotta sell it now.

@Keir_Starmer Happy birthday Keef!

Watch my press conference live. x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Yes

Bless Ya with Tesla Clips

@iam_jlc Yup palm oil,im about 3 months clean of cadburys now.

Cadbury Mini Eggs are like CRACK!!! I can’t stop myself. Especially when they’ve been in the fridge for a few hours. What the hell do they put in those things?!

@PolitlcsUK Is that addressing the nation or undressing ukranians?

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer will address the nation this morning

@AvonandsomerRob Not only that...im not into growing a ponytail and being pegged by my mrs.

@AvonandsomerRob None! Now i got a very good device to regen ANY car for dpf, services etc I aint ever changing from diesel. Even if they charge waaay too much and I have to go mad max on them, its diesel e.v.e.r.y time.

Company Car Dilemma - Audi Q4 E-Tron 40 vs BMW iX3 M Sport. Which EV would you choose?

Worried about the cost of living? They are bringing the migrants here, and obviously thats a distraction from whats really going on. Time to reset them all? Check out Mike Graham's video! #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZNRCPnmmK/

@HazelAppleyard Well, he is obviously going for the smell of my ex wife.

excuse me?

@elonmusk When you can make my dick a decent size, I will be first in the queue!

Neuralink enables people with ALS to speak again

@Fatbaldbloke1 Drove a transit

What have you done to celebrate Trans Day of Visibility then?🫵

@AvonandsomerRob Monica lewinski type rolr

You're in charge of Labour's cabinet reshuffle, and can invent a new role for Rachel Reeves. What's her new job title?

Come on BBC. I’ve only just got John Alford in, and now I’m supposed to find space for Scott Mills?

@YvetteCooperMP No, its needed for kiddie murderers, nonces and TREASONOUS POLITICIANS! Thats why you lot dont want it here!!

My statement with France, Germany and Italy on our united opposition to Israel’s death penalty law. The death penalty is wrong and we oppose it around the world. gov.uk/government/new…

@IShortBTC @klara_sjo Pcp? Pcp? Oh ff fucking sake! I always get it wrong! Ive beein sniffing tcp for the past few yrs! Wondered what the smell was about! Goddam ysdlexia has me every time. Last october i put boot polish on my cock, I obviously read turning clocks back wrong.

@klara_sjo How much PCP have you inhaled today

VAPES ARE A DEEP STATE PSYOP DESIGNED TO CONDITION US TO ENJOY SUCKING ROBOT DICKS. ONCE AI TAKES AWAY ALL OUR JOBS AND THE ONLY THING LEFT FOR HUMANITY IS TO BE SEX SLAVES FOR ROBOTS!! REAL EYES REALIZE CLANKER LIES!!!! DON’T FALL FOR IT!!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

@BorderlineBBS @AvonandsomerRob @CarbaseUK Lol, im just claimimg back the finance they ripped me off with. The sooner they shut the better. They had my merc longer than i did in the first 12 months. And not joking either. I traded it in for a real good merc that I still own and feel bad to other garage.

@screen_jezza @AvonandsomerRob @CarbaseUK Car base are absolutely shocking to buy cars from. All they do from my own experiences with them, is throw a bucket of water over them. They do nothing to them. I bought three cars from them. Hated them so much I did give them back a broken car 🤣

Which was the worst car you've ever owned, and why?

@Matt_Pinner Bon, Con, Don, Jon, Ron, Son, Ton and my fave Won (chinese, korean etc)...it can be kept until 2nd birthday then can be called two!

My sister is pregnant & she's looking for a baby boy name that ends with "on" Help her out before her husband suggests Dragon again 🙂

My mum lives on a boat and has Starlink. Last weeks bad weather blew her Starlink dish across the deck and wrecked it. She contacted Starlink support, and they told her the warranty doesn’t cover weather damage… but as a goodwill gesture, they’re sending her a brand new one for free anyway. That’s proper customer service 👏🏻 Thank you! @Starlink @elonmusk 💯

@Matt_Pinner John major...and thats fucking saying something!!

Be Creative…Who would be a better Prime Minister than Keir Starmer?

Graft done for the day. Gymtime then back for a long shift of overtime tomo. Days off will be the bank hol days. Only a few yrs of graft left in me so gotta make the mpst of it. Now for the gym💪💪💪