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@AnimeSerbia Exquisite bait. Theres layers bruh.

I'm currently watching the Eric Andre Show and this guy might seriously be one of the biggest lolcows of all time. It's seriously crashout after crashout with this guy and the "show" he hosts. Why hasn't YouTube commentary covered this yet it seems like an absolute gold mine.

@PageSix I’d love to see a cluster munition hit this mf

Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez are kicking off the new year in St. Barts. 🎉

@TheLuxeWorld @Forbes @ForbesLife @MarineTraffic @Superyachtfan We need an airstrike or artillery strike on this strip of land. I’m talkin dozens of long range HIMARS or those US missiles that fragment out. Fuck em all

Pretty much every billionaire in the Caribbean has anchored their mega-yachts in St. Barths for New Year’s Eve—Jeff Bezos, Michael Jordan, David Geffen, and an impressively long list here: tinyurl.com/ykpemnpf

@elonmusk Yeah and what kind of tax breaks does your company get you fucking cruise missile-able chudling fagget? Fuck you and your huge barrel chest.

Massive fraud in all government handouts

@TheEarthSoul1 It’s AI you fckn jeets

When you have daughters in your home then your home have this vibe 💕

@Grummz Grummz do you own a small stool and a sturdy rope perchance?

Do you remember the feeling? It was magical, even for us devs. That sound of the bowstring, the colors. We knew we had something special. We all played the game as it launched, which is rarer than you think for game devs. It's another sign that you did it.

@narendramodi Fuck that, blow his shit up. Matter of fact, someone oughta smoke you too for good measure since you like suckin russian dick long style.

Deeply concerned by reports of the targeting of the residence of the President of the Russian Federation. Ongoing diplomatic efforts offer the most viable path toward ending hostilities and achieving peace. We urge all concerned to remain focused on these efforts and to avoid any actions that could undermine them. @KremlinRussia_E

You literally can’t make this shit up lol

@AmazonMGMStudio Everything Amazon cooks up is hot fuckin garbage. You louts just sit in the lower floors of seattles Day1 building and fucking piss all over eachother for 130-220k a year.

AI is the future of criminal justice, and it’s closer than you think. Chris Pratt and Rebecca Ferguson star in Mercy, only in theaters January 23. Filmed for IMAX. Experience it in 3D.

@lamps_apple @bryan_johnson Shut up dork

@bryan_johnson “You can purify the air, hack the cells, and buy more years, but the body still obeys an older law… without another person’s tenderness, it will rebel, rot, and quietly ruin itself from the inside out.”

It’s been 19 days and 20 hrs since I last felt Kate’s warm embrace. She landed 47 minutes ago. The 24 hours of travel no doubt has her rushing to shower. She needs to cleanse herself of a dirtied world incompatible with her sensibilities. The wash doubles as a ritual, preparatory for entrance into the symbolic world we’ve constructed. The time apart has been costly.  My body’s electrical signaling betrays the separation. Without her touch, my vagus nerve’s 100,000 myelinated fibers have dropped their high frequency spectral power, squawking distress. An intelligent system broadcasting diminished wave forms, hoping to be heard.  There are other signals of distress. My white blood cells have shifted their gene expression, upregulating pro-inflammatory genes IL-6 and TNF-alpha and downregulating my antiviral genes.  A pro-aging biochemical signature of a system suffering hardship. My environment is a pristine anti-aging laboratory. Air, water, food and light are meticulously measured. Toxins are filtered. Purification systems run autonomously. Biomarkers tracked. Nutrition is calibrated. Yet outside my control is the affection of another. The 68 trillion cells that constitute Bryan Johnson run non-negotiable code. They demand tenderness, and not of a whimsical type, but deep, all-encompassing love that must be earned and carefully maintained. Otherwise they protest in self-termination. She’s now only 13 miles away and I can viscerally feel her essence. The transmission pulses in high fidelity. As if there were a fiber optic cable streaming our connection at light speed through the multiplexed cylinders of glass. The time apart created latency, buffering the connection, depriving us of the luminescence and dimming into noise. In 15 minutes she will be within reach. I can visualize the whites of her eyes and smell her aroma. When she arrives, she will be shy. Whenever we are apart, she returns to zero. Her previous openness will be closed. Her emotional dynamic range will be held in reserve until she feels she is safe and can trust.  I’ll need to kindle her again. The rush of the courtship enthralls me. The anticipation drives a small cluster of my midbrain neurons to flood dopamine. Nerve fibers activate, lighting up my skin’s receptors as it awaits for slow, caressing touch. My hypothalamus begins synthesizing oxytocin, preparing to dump it upon first eye contact to ensure the reestablishment of our pair bond. This biochemical orchestra fills me with delight and sensorial want. Kate’s been mulling over what she’ll wear for days.  She’s considered dozens of possibilities and modeled out my anticipated emotional state, the weather, and our planned activities. The colors will be representative of her psychological state and be positioned to soothe mine. The texture, style, and hues will interplay with our biology. The deliberately chosen accessories will add flair, intrigue and play. This is how she flirts, seduces and bypasses my mind to speak directly to my physiology. She has other tricks too. She’s arrived. I must wait for her. Her timidness will want to determine the cadence. I hear the door crack open and her bag drop to the floor. She’s nervous. I’m on the couch, neutral and open. She rounds the corner and our eyes meet. The inhibitions wither as the magnetism draws us together. Soft hellos are whispered and our bodies interdigitate. I feel her finger tips on the back of my neck. Goose bumps light up my body. Skin nerve cells fire signals directly to my brain, bypassing the analytical mind. The hypothalamus dumps the oxytocin, inhibiting fear and lowering cortisol. The body washes itself in this anti-inflammatory chain reaction.  Our respiration and heart beats are now synchronizing. The brain piles on with a release of endorphins to soothe the psychological pain of our separation. New powers are now in control. Let them run in glory. I press my cheek against hers. The skin on skin triggers a wave of desire. I brush her lips with mine, catalyzing a massive activation of neurons in her brain, overwhelming thought and forcing presence. She relents and wants to dance. She’s home. I slip my hand under her shirt and brush the small of her back. Goosebumps spread like a wildfire across her body. Her hypothalamus stimulates the release of GnRH which tells the pituitary gland to wake up her reproductive system. Our olfactory systems consume each other with delight, signaling immune system compatibility. I move both my hands to her jawline, holding her head firmly in place. Our mirror neurons speak to each other. I know what she wants. My lips press against hers and I softly bite her lower lip. Kate’s blood vessels dilate from the acetylcholine and nitric oxide release, flushing her lips, skin and body. The cascade is nearing waterfall. The executive control of our brains surrenders. No longer concerned with the 68 trillion cells. The prefrontal cortex goes dark. Eliminating future planning and probabilistic modeling. Activity in our parietal lobes diminishes, dissolving the boundary that distinguishes between self and other. No longer is there Kate and Bryan, just a singular biological entity suspended in a state of bliss. The outside world goes quiet. It doesn’t exist. We dissolve into raw existence.

@themarketswork But you weren’t out when bro was outed as a sexual pedator? This was the limit?

That’s a wrap. I’m out.

@lordspideruss @_claypot You can has mine when I’m done bro

@select133495 @_claypot Send me a 5070ti plz Mr billionaire

wanted to check this mod out but it requires a 10 gb graphics card and 305 gb of free space

@TheNewRhyme You got a poverty PC pump

IM GONNA CRY NIGGA LMFAOOOOOOOOOO WHAT IS THIS WHY DOES IT PERFORM LIKE THIS

@Grummz Absolutely, you fucking retarde

Be honest. Can you really tell the difference?

@FatRhyme Very clearly wearing a women tank to show off his bust

wtf type tank top this nigga wearing?😂😂😂

@BattlefieldInte The boss literally just died in a fiery car crash bro we ain’t getting shit from them

Dear DICE Where Are These Skins 🤔🤔😕 #Battlefield6

@mrddmia Good post, Mike “Protects Politicians Who Rape Little Girls” Davis. Always felt like that nickname was a bit unwieldy, but you seem to be holding up.

You’re truly a clown, Brian.

@EndWokeness All it took was the extreme predation of children within massive socio-political sex gangs consisting of the global political elite, eventually culminating in the successful manipulation of a massive portion of our countries most retarted people. Congrats!

Holy crap… Trump might've pulled it off GDP just hit 4.3% (expectation: 3.3%) Strongest quarter since 2023 Inflation hit 2.7% (expectation: 3.1%) Lowest rate since March 2021 High growth, low inflation