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@lestyzemons Why don’t chickens lay half an egg? Because they come out of their buttwhole

What’s your favorite dad joke?

@tedlieu Chink

The President wants to put his face on the $250 bill. That requires a vote of Congress. I would vote YES to authorize the below design.

@kennychesney @springsteen Fuck you faggot

So grateful to join my friend Bruce @Springsteen in celebrating the history of American music at the opening of his archives. I was honored to sing This Land Is Your Land last night to fans of all kinds of music. Thanks again Bruce. KC

@burackbobby_ Faggy

Who is yeh greatest SportsCenter anchor ever? I’d say it’s between Chris Berman, Keith Olbermann, and John Buccigross. But there are many options.

@RollingStone Show me the faggot fudge packer who wrote this please

‘Masters of the Universe’ Is He-Mansplaining at Its Worst This attempt to make 'Barbie' for Eighties-nostalgia–loving dudes is not a movie. It is extremely bad brand management. rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-m…

@joerussotweets Nah you’re just retarded

I guess Spencer Pratt is paying for engagement farming. What a loser.

Fuck Spencer Pratt.

@JamieBonkiewicz I feel bad for your kids.

Maybe we should just postpone our America 250 celebrations until we have a better president.

@Ilhan This isn’t your country, get out of it.

On Memorial Day, we honor the brave service members who made the ultimate sacrifice for our country. We’re forever grateful for their service and sacrifice.

@inderXplorer @nickshirleyy @Tim_Walz @IlhanMN My bad 😆 meant to say he attended quality learing center

@inderXplorer @nickshirleyy @Tim_Walz @IlhanMN No one said anything about them running a fraud cartel. But if they knew it was going on and turned a blind eye to it, they were either in on it or were too incompetent. Don’t be a retard

Hey @Tim_Walz and @IlhanMN one of the biggest fraud bust in Minnesota history took place this week and you guys said nothing Shouldn’t you guys celebrate when fraud is exposed in your state and district? Or are you upset because it was exposed? Silence speaks volumes.

@DailyCaller Does he mean packing?

Caleb Shomo, the frontman of the rock band Beartooth, publicly came out as a “proudly gay man” in an Instagram statement, writing that it is “something I’ve been unpacking and reckoning with in my life for quite some time now.” Following his announcement, his wife of nearly 14 years, Fleur Shomo, released a lengthy emotional statement, writing in part that supporting him while “losing everything” has been “incredibly hard to figure out.”

@sportyschrades @inderXplorer @nickshirleyy @Tim_Walz @IlhanMN Sounds like you attended Quality Learing Center

@semper4real @inderXplorer @nickshirleyy @Tim_Walz @IlhanMN Well he just came up with this (in his mind) that they were running a fraud cartel. He’s already gone full retard.

@ewarren POS

Bottom line: The president should not be able to own and trade stocks. Or the vice president. Or members of Congress.

@JBPritzker Keep all the cold cuts and pizza out of your mouth.

Keep Chicago out of your mouth.

@InternetH0F Retard

Mayor of NYC Zohran Mamdani has taken the $12 billion budget deficit and completely erased it making the deficit now $0

@but_abta @tedcruz @grok Retard

@tedcruz @grok You fuckers are too stupid to realize that Republicans back in that time meant something completely different than what the Republican Cult represents now. Republicans are the dumbest species on the planet.

Hey @grok Is this true? 🤔

AI Shows America Without Democrats

@end3of6days9 Why did you stop

This is what real carnivore meal prep looks like when you go all-in 🥩💪 Guy grabs a whole 18.64 lb ribeye from Costco for $242… then fires up his knife and turns it into 16 thick, juicy steaks right there on the counter. He’s slicing them an inch thick, talking about how the carnivore diet completely changed his life — his aches and pains gone, mental clarity on point, even helps with his ADHD. Two big steaks a day (breakfast AND dinner) and he never gets sick of it. Boxes them up, done. Grocery bill around $500 a month and he’s the happiest and healthiest he’s ever been. I’ve done the carnivore diet before and felt 20 years younger… might go back to it now that summer is almost here! Anyone else eat carnivore?

@DschlopesIsBack That game was cool!

BREAKING: Iran releases unbelievable footage of their Ace Combat Pilot the ‘Ghost of Tehran’ shooting down two more American F-18s

Thomas Sowell: ”If you’re going to have reparations for slavery, it’s going to be the greatest transfer of wealth back and forth, because the number of Whites who were enslaved in North Africa by the Barbary Pirates exceeded the number of Africans enslaved in the United States.”