Silver Bowl Head Dog

@Lord_Sugar Martin Lewis helps me save on my bills all the time. You sold me an Amstrad GX4000 whose power supply caught fire then sold out your legacy to make Sky boxes and point at people. You deserve a smack a lot more than Martin does.

@fesshole That'll teach you to use a Flymo.

Monthly date night with the wife tonight. I decided to do a bit of "manscaping" with my beard trimmer in anticipation. Succeeded in taking a chunk out of my scrotum near the base of my nob and bleeding like a stuck pig. No nookie for me this week.

@ScottMoffett01 "Has anyone checked to see if he's joined his own search party?"

Remember someone said he was probably stuck to a cactus 🤣🤣 #thismorning

@mostlystupid Whoever managed to get Jeremy Vine to say "has anyone tried shouting Autoglass repair" on his TV show with a straight face deserves a knighthood

Before they post something online, just pause and think... ...is this funny enough? #ThisMorning

Tragic accident regardless, by all accounts the guy was a twat. I'd rather see a law named after Huw Edwards #Thismorning

@GregBellini66 Maybe that's their game. Nobody can tell you it's dangerous because they're all dead 🤷

This guy had 40,000 miles on FSD The first time it “let him down” was steering him in front of an oncoming train There are so many bulls that brag about X miles without an intervention Even at 40k, it might kill you next mile People can’t get this through their heads

@jessica01987 @hashjenni Christ you're even stupider than you look

@hashjenni You have proof of him being a pdf without sharing it with anyone, you’re a pdf protector

“THe PoPe ShOuLd StAy OuT oF pOliTiCs.” The President should stay out of children.

@james_youn39214 @BladeoftheS Not only do you wrongly assume I'm a woman but you're also unsurprisingly a raging smelly incel 😂 no wonder why you're so angry as well as thick. Don't slip on your neck sweat 👌

@silverbowldog @BladeoftheS Fuck off you rug munching dyke.

Woman "Flags went up before the potholes were sorted. You could not tell the truth if your life depended on it. So get your silly little racist flags and stick them where the sun doesn't shine. It's pathetic. You're pathetic" Lee Anderson "It's very nice to meet you" 🤣

@james_youn39214 @BladeoftheS Fucking hell 😂 I can't take you seriously. Go and touch grass.

@silverbowldog @BladeoftheS They're indoctrinated lefty scum. Which would explain your character. Is this you winning?

@james_youn39214 @BladeoftheS Nice counter. I get it, it's okay. You don't like teachers because they make sure children don't grow up to be as thick as you. That must be difficult ♥️

@silverbowldog @BladeoftheS Wah wah wah. Sit Fido. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@james_youn39214 @BladeoftheS He insulted her when she told him she was a teacher, so don't try that shit on me. express.co.uk/news/politics/…

@silverbowldog @BladeoftheS Her disgusting behaviour you fuckwit.

@james_youn39214 @BladeoftheS Based on what, exactly?

@silverbowldog @BladeoftheS So you're a filthy scumbag too. Wow!

@truthbetold1x @MartinSLewis Fuck off you thick cunt

@MartinSLewis Ridiculous scaremongering

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@WhiteHouse Fat cunt

NO TAX ON TIPS! 💸

@anon_opin That's very much a thing

Why don't TV manufacturers have a button on the TV that triggers an alarm so you can find the remote when it's lost?

@FemerShaunFawn @DEADLINE Just don't watch it, bellend

@DEADLINE A long hiatus, hopefully

'SNL UK' Ratings Stabilize For Final Ep Before Hiatus deadline.com/2026/04/snl-uk…

@MartinSLewis For the love of god tell me you're watching the golf and it's not your wedding anniversary

Ok last hole. Deep breath. Cross everything. No drama please. #CmonRory #themasters

@EricTrump He'll never love you Kendall

Always proud of this amazing man! 🇺🇸🇺🇸

@TiceRichard Weird thing to call a colleague pal. How much tax have you paid this month?

Delicious

@rewindtvuk Series 3 and 4 of The Brian Conley Show pretty please ♥️

What TV show you would most like to see again? Let us know your ideas for programmes we could show on Rewind 📺 Freeview 81 | Sky 182 | Freely 141 #classictv #tvprogs #classictv #rewindtv #drama #sitcom #thriller #action #documentary