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The people of Daura, Sandamu and Mai’Adua Federal Constituency are calling on Yusuf Buhari, the son of our late boss, President Muhammadu Buhari, to heed their request and step forward to contest for the House of Representatives seat in the 2027 elections. Allah ya bada sa’a!
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@rachealray295 Not even above your social class, your type would marry a white guy and start giving him packed lunch for work even.
My sisters are kind and happy to carry out acts of love for others without thinking they’re losing their rights or whatever.✌️
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@simpsyno Shut up
Within and above my social class doesn’t change that I’m not waking up 4am to cook for another person
If I marry someone above my class, we will get a chef bingo
Osino Remi cooks for Tinubu everyday
Go ask your sisters Question
Mtcheew
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Acts of service but it’s to wake up 4-5am to cook for another person 🤣🤣🤣
Me myself I only cook when I can’t see the letters on my phone clearly if not cereal>>
If I can’t do it for myself, I can’t and won’t do it for you
You’re not more special than me
Abeg oooo
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Yet Japanese and Asians generally are hardly fat. They eat a lot of rice.
Kate Amaka Henshaw@HenshawKate
Excessive consumption of RICE can lead to weight gain, constipation & exposure to arsenic, a toxic heavy metal found in higher amounts in RICE! Good morning my authentic X family..🙏🏽
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A man in love would do anything for love 🤣
Nigeria Stories@NigeriaStories
JUST IN: A young man named Abbas has been arrested by the NSCDC in Yobe state for dressing like a woman to visit his girlfriend in her father's house.
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@_Unknown_D_ Was this person ever a jobless teenager?
I feel hungrier when I’m working, and on off days/weekends I usually just have brunch and a small dinner, since brunch is only a few hours earlier.
There are too many dopamine-seeking apps that keep one doomscrolling all day long.
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@LaelOgori @nigeriasbest It was mostly higher expectations from Jonathan but it’s been mostly excuses for buhari and tinubu
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Even when Jonathan is not on sit,you’ll won’t let him be,he spoke and warned about APC,then youll said he was weak he was too soft he decided to peacefully hand the power to the Strong men and people,what’s the stress with him again. ?
Dreamer@Olag0ke
It doesn’t look like history will be Kind to Jonathan afterall.
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@Mrbankstips Maybe not. Future systems would become far more modular and plug-and-play, with entire homes for example designed as robot-ready modules where you just swap out a faulty water cistern or utility pod.
Need for humans would only be for retrofits, diagnostics not routine work.
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@oku_yungx The plans of APC are massive rigging, thuggery to deter votes and chaos to write results. But e go shock them
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For once, i think PETER OBI is officially ready for Politics.
Maxvayshia™@maxvayshia
In 2027, PETER OBI will be five times the FORCE he was in 2023. He is coming!
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This is her post on TikTok with her ex boyfriend.
Yet she has never posted the mumu that paid bride price what other men had for free .
Marry a non virgin at your own risk .⚠️
veriTY™️🇿🇦@VERITY_HQ
After this picture of them , she has not posted any picture of him again , but she has constantly posted her ex boyfriend several times on TikTok. But this Yoruba dodoyo has not even made it to WhatsApp status. Marry a non virgin at your own risk ⚠️.
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@FastCarr_72 @anon_opin Superior in fresh food, which is very important. Every other packaged product is quite similar, especially if you know how the works factories or warehouses works.
The price of organic eggs at M&S is almost double that at Lidl, even though they come from the same farmers.
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@simpsyno @anon_opin That's because of price.
M&S are superior in almost everything.
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The hierarchy of supermarkets in the UK is as follows -
M&S Food
Waitrose
Tesco
Sainsbury's
Morrisons
Aldi/Lidl
Co-Op
Asda
Iceland
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@MarketKingAlex @VERITY_HQ I don’t support it, but Gen Z do that these days
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@simpsyno @VERITY_HQ Bother my ass. Who twerks on their brother?
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This would end up being a Grammy Award winning movie
joolsd@joolsd
sorry how do you try to shag two separate nuclear submarine commanders while your husband is a chinese spy and it somehow is not connected
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S 리트윗함
🚨 The odds of this happening randomly are around 1 in 374 trillion.
There are around 67 million people in the UK.
Just 4 are in command of our nuclear submarines.
Labour MP Joani Reid, whose husband has been arrested on suspicion of spying for China, has been linked to 2 of them.
The chance of that happening once is about 1 in 16.75 million.
Twice?
1 in 374 trillion.
What an incredible coincidence…
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