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@pitpitpitsahur You look unc as hell

do i grow it back i miss it

@snowbriight Minecraft mob

i just saw a huge silverfish running behind my pc and before i could kill it it fell behind my table and now i can't find it. i'm so fucking scared

Afraid to sleepover at my Jewish hbs house in case he takes my foreskin in my sleep

I hate br*tish people their diets repulse me

why is donkey kong called donkey kong and not monkey kong cuz hes a monkey and not a donkey

we need more virgin incel representation in media

Can an older woman spank me whenever I break my sobriety from Takis I yearn for the red 40

maybe small account life isnt so bad after all… it’s Quaint.

Real men are #bush enjoyers

immediately swerving into a jeep after noticing the rubber duckies on the dashboard

@alwayslate0_0 I just stay locked in my room cranking my hog multiple times a day and then I cry myself to sleep

what do i do to distract myself when i have no hobbies no social life no skills no talents and no motivation #LMK

@chronicallymidd Instant post on my story oh my god

@spiderwizard300 yes it is

i saw this announcement while high and was just so perplexed i stared at his post for a few minutes

@spiderwizard300 yes or no?

Who wanna buy my feet pics in exchange for Amazon gift cards

@chronicallymidd BRO YOU HAVE AN ARMPIT FETISH

@spiderwizard300 can i buy your armpit pictures

Closing my eyes on a grindr hookup and imagining it's a woman pegging me

What do u Mean you hate ALL cats? Fuck you bro

@chronicallymidd I forgot leaked meant photo got out I thought you meant producing milk

my boobs are gonna be leaked one day

@chronicallymidd Oh I wish I wish upon a star I was a cutie 🥺

do cute guys even have an ugly girl fetish