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I know my name is semen balloon but I'm not nsfw account plz follow me back guys 💔

@yourfavgroyper I thought they used mayo as lube in prison

gay guys must be hype as fuck when they get locked up

What do you mean diarrhea parasite spreading throughout the United States

@alwayslate0_0 Ouch avoid getting water in it so u don't get an ear infection. I'd take a break from airpods for a few days

@spiderwizard300 no there not i think the inside of my ear is scratched

my right ear hurts every time i put in my airpods

@xutlno Do you think these haunt her

@rileyslockedin Get a food scale to accurately weigh it

someone answeR im gonna crashout😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹🥹

cal estimate? i was thinking like 200c but idk.. i had a few bites before i took the photo

i’m addicted to aspartame

@iidiot_anii Are you Br*tish

i want a cheese toastie

@chronicallymidd Oh.

@spiderwizard300 i was thinking more anesthesia but sure

i’d use this to rape vampires

@daves_Fantasy Bonnie blues disciple

Sexophile

I'm so glad I'm not gay, I be gagging on my toothbrush while scrubbing my tongue

If your last name too silly you are not even real to me

@boysaiint Well, boysaiint, penis is bleeding due to a failed sounding session.

i think mt cut is still bleeding

@chronicallymidd Eating copious amounts of disgustingly sweet treats so I grow nice and large for the nice lady on twitter who pays me to finger my belly button while spanking my big, hairy belly and squealing like a little piggy 🐽

just a bunch of fat guys farting and rubbing their bellies

singing Joy To The World as I piss all over the back seat

So excited to get my Spider-Man poster on July 6th with my little Caesars pizza 😳

@xutlno I'm such a disgusting fucking chud I'll never experience ant bites as you described

@spiderwizard300 Idk that was my first time getting hickeys and they looked small to me and other people

I was being serious when I said ant bites i then got like 20 more after this

@hellahorny_1 You 21 wtf you doing w a 15 yro 😭✌🏻

@toucher_tenna @yalepestok My balls are beautiful like soft marshmallows

@yalepestok no one cares about the ugly ass ballsack that's why 😭

Why do fanfics always leave out the scrotum in blowjob scenes? I mean, it's so fucking sensitive