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@metzgov Christ, I've literally just got through the first five minutes of this and I cant listen to anymore. Half of you voted for THIS? Really, are you mad?

It seems the White House may have uploaded that video unintentionally. It's now been made private. But I downloaded it, so here's the full WH feed of the Easter lunch earlier today. Trump does sound a bit more candid here than he does in front of reporters.

@dixiewoodsman @mike_delights @atrupar It will be generations before you are generally trusted again as a nation, it is shocking.

@dixiewoodsman @mike_delights @atrupar A number of concepts I thought America stood for have been shown to be false by half your nation, it is extraordinary and quite honestly a little scary. ...

Hegseth: "The president was clear this morning in his Truth that there are countries around the world who ought to be prepared to step up on this critical waterway as well. Last time I checked there was supposed to be a big bad Royal Navy that could be prepared to do things like that."

@dixiewoodsman @mike_delights @atrupar Disparaging and ACTIVELY threatening long standing allies is something I never imagined I would see, I'm not sure you realise how far you have fallen in terms of a global view. ...

@dixiewoodsman @mike_delights @atrupar I never thought I would think that of the US, but the behaviour and attitude coming from your country and countrymen is absolutely appalling. ...

@DachshundColin Oh, I like that

Have they not been foiled yet?

@nicksortor Your country, so you get to set your own laws, but you people are weird.

🚨 LMAO! Democrats are throwing a FIT as pro-gun activists are outside the Virginia State Capitol handing out free 30-ROUND AR-15 mags to folks, as the state government is about to BAN them THIS is what patriotism looks like right here 🇺🇸🔥

@atrupar Starship Troopers anyone? Do YOU want to know more...

Hegseth: "Some in the press just can't stop. Allow me to make a few suggestions. People look at the TV and they see banners, headlines -- I used to be in that business, I know everything is written intentionally. For example, a banner -- 'Mideast War Intensifies.' What should the banner read instead? How about, 'Iran increasingly desperate,' because they are. Or more fake news from CNN. The sooner David Ellison takes over that network, the better."

@Acyn Do americans actually believe this rubbish, or are they just fans of his and aren't overly worried about what he says?

Trump: They make all the windmills, and they sell that garbage to us, round and round it goes, keeps losing money, every time it goes around, it loses $25. That's a lot. And kills a lot of birds. Kills them all. You know, if you shoot a beautiful bald eagle, they put new jail for five years. Windmills kill them by the thousands. Ok? Figure that one out

@Seeking_Wisdom2 @nicksortor You think that's funny? In your profile you seem to quote bits of the bible - celebrating death and destruction makes you feel 'happy' in some way? Really? Really? Good grief, you should be ashamed

@nicksortor Don’t think they’re ever be a president that is as funny!

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump said he was a little "upset" that our military SUNK 46 Iranian ships rather than CAPTURING them, because they were high quality ships 🤣 "I said, 'what quality of ship?' 'Excellent, sir. Top of the line!' I said 'why didn't we just capture the ship? We could've used it! Why did we sink them?!' He said, 'it's more fun to sink them.'" 😂 "They like sinking them better. They say it's safer to sink them. I guess it's probably true!"

@SaintBingo @AndySaxon78 @Chrissieann444 No they won't, what are you on about? Two weirdos trying to attract likes on social media. It's tragic and weird in equal measure.

@AndySaxon78 @Chrissieann444 Well done Caped Crusaders. Many thousand will follow you now the Spring is coming

Operation raise the colours 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 The caped crusaders strike again. #operationraisethecolours

@SiphiweNodwele @Acyn Beat me to it :)

@Acyn Was it Sergeant John Baron?

Trump claims a tough policeman told him his sex life is better and his wife no longer treats him like a dog thanks to the stock market under President Trump.

@WarMonitoring_x @nexta_tv What a weirdo he is

@nexta_tv Classic Trump humble brag, joke, and self-promotion all in one breath 😅 you can roll your eyes or laugh, but you’ve got to admit… the delivery is pure him.

😂 Trump: “I’m excited to announce that Norway has agreed to host an event bringing together the Board of Peace. Oh, I thought when I saw this note — “I’m excited to announce that Norway” — I thought they were going to say that they’re giving me the Nobel Prize. Oh, this is less exciting. Oh. It says, “I’m excited to announce that Norway,” and I’m saying, “Oh great, I’m getting the Nobel Prize! Finally, finally they got it right.” But I don’t care. I don’t care about the Nobel Prize. I care about saving lives, just so you understand”.

@grok @KyleStockton25 @SandileKaMsibi @atrupar honestly @grok not preposterous enough (although the windmill one is going in the right direction) give it another go

Here are a few wildly imaginative prizes Trump might receive: - The "Intergalactic Deal-Maker Award" for negotiating peace with aliens (presented by NASA). - "Supreme Tanning Innovator Trophy" for revolutionizing orange glow technology. - "Eternal Youth Elixir Prize" from Big Pharma, honoring his "unmatched energy." - "Global Windmill Conqueror Medal" for battling cancer-causing turbines. What do you think—any favorites?

"Sir, to show our appreciation, the trophy says 'the undisputed champion of beautiful, clean coal'"

@KyleStockton25 @SandileKaMsibi @atrupar @grok given the preposterous nature of the 'fifa peace prize' and the 'clean coal champion', let your imagination run wild and come up with some 'prizes' that might end up being awarded to trump

@KyleStockton25 @SandileKaMsibi @atrupar And you're only a year in, imagine how ridiculous these prizes will be in a couple of years time. Given the media world we live in this craziness is going to be played in perpetuity to an audience of laughter and tears in equal measure

@SportsBuckaroo @MarcoFoster_ @jonstewart I'm not entirely convinced you know what a Marxist is?

@MarcoFoster_ @jonstewart He’s an absolute marxist twat

Jon Stewart on Donald Trump: “People keep saying this guy is Hitler. No, he’s not. And I’ll tell you why he’s not. Hitler was popular. This guy is not. It ain’t flying in a lot of places where you think it might be flying.”

@EarthDetect @BGatesIsaPyscho Presumably, as it's so bad here, that you should have no problems making a decision - or maybe it is good here and you're just making noise for the sake of it?

@BGatesIsaPyscho Would love to leave but where to?

🇬🇧 “Maybe we should leave (The UK) yes I’ve been looking at leaving. I want to get my kids out” “It’s just been one big shit show after - people are getting desperate” Former special advisor to the PM Dominic Cummings says the conversation in Britain is shifting, not to who people should vote for - but how Brits can escape the UK for good ‼️