Stephen Bill Mutenyo

@nixonthebaby @DeeSandy20 What do hippos eat?

@DeeSandy20 He is on a diet. Guy wants to cut fat. You are already burning fat in the gym. So you can munch on anyfin your heart wants

Can never be me. You eat like this only to die of Tetanus. Ah ah

@Wise_Alorvi @HerbalistChief Agricultural tomatoes are vegetables, not fruits, though I'm not sure what nutritionists say.

@HerbalistChief How does tomato🍅 rank in that league?

Banana is the most consumed fruit on earth.

@DuncanAbigaba @HonFadil @DaudiKabanda Duncan,do you know that you are supposed to be a part of the top leadership of PLU? The time you spent in Russia didn't do you justice. I would have now 'gone through you'to secure some RDC slot.

Congratulations my brother, Hon. @HonFadil, on your appointment as General Secretary of PLU. A courageous mobilizer. Congratulations too to Hon. @DaudiKabanda for fulfilling his dream of building a YK-92-like movement. For the record, Hon. Kabanda resigned; he wasn't dropped.

@MaleAdvocate28 I can connect you to a reliable witch from Busolwe in Butaleja district, a renowned Munyole witch Jajja Hatete Suleiman.

One of the reasons I want to try witchcraft is to be sending bees to some government Officials

@WanyotoLydia We wish you all the best as you serve the nation.

We today commenced a 10 days retreat for the new cabinet at the National Leadership Institute Kyankwanzi which was opened by the President. I thank the President for entrusting us with this huge responsibility on behalf of all Ugandans.

@kakensaug @TumukundeTT @mkainerugaba @DoreenNyanjura, who was Mr.Lukwago's deputy?

Shs300 Billion Old Taxi Park Land Dispute Erias Lukwago faces allegations of involvement in efforts to secure over Shs300 billion from KCCA by compensating individuals claiming ownership of the Old Taxi Park land. @mkainerugaba Attacking Gen. M.K to play political cards will not save Lukwago from accountability queries during his tenure, his deputy as well, I think FDC was all wrong from day 1, all of their people are proving to have been the most corrupt chaps in the history of Uganda. spectremediaug.com/politics/erias…

General MK, I am one of your good supporters and a young person who believes in your leadership. With utmost respect and humility, I kindly appeal to your sense of mercy and compassion regarding Mr. Elias Lukwago. While there may have been disagreements and actions that caused hurt, he was often carrying out professional duties on behalf of his client. I interracted with him at court a few days and his health by all indications, is not in the best condition. Many of us young people who support you would be deeply encouraged to see such compassion prevail. We do not wish to see his health deteriorate further. I just ask for your mercy as my leader. Hear my plea. He is sick. May God bless you and continue to guide you.

@AKasingye I have never eaten meat since I was born,that is how I have survived dog meat.

I think it’s foolhardy to deny that you’ve never eaten dog meat in Uganda. What’s this!

@KagutaMuseveni @MKarekye Greetings Mzee we appreciate your efforts to lift the citizens out of poverty. Please, @MKarekye, please take my message to the president.Some of us were used & dumped. We lost a lot during the 2021 elections in the name of fighting the opposition,since then no one remembers us

This afternoon, I officially opened the Cabinet Induction Retreat at Kyankwanzi. I reminded the leaders that the historical role of the NRM and post-Independence African leadership is socio-economic transformation. We cannot continue to have people trapped in subsistence production. Our mission is to move every household into the money economy through commercial agriculture, manufacturing, services and ICT. Leaders must guide the people towards wealth creation, value addition and prosperity. We must build a middle class and a skilled working class. That is the benchmark by which leadership should be judged.

@AKepher He will be a good leader.

Good afternoon to y'all. I told you he's going to rule you by force, nemukana. Kati mugenda kilaba.

@CarolPrim3 Please, Mr.Burora, don't delete.

Burora don’t listen to anything negative, just delete the post

@Esau_Matsiko We shall explain in parables.

But how shall we explain to our children that all this happened under our watch?

@dr_evenakato Belongings? It is fine, furniture, electronics and maybe a few clothes, some of us we lost houses, land and plantations in the name of ' we worked together so we share '

But why would someone decide to move out and then go ahead and take the man's belongings? 🙌

@faith_nabushawo Not only this woman, most women have become a problem these days.

This woman is the problem, I just can’t prove it 😂😂😂🙌

@mwiine_bri66880 Women have become something else, too masculine, not submissive, endless demands.

MEN,Why are so many of you no longer interested in getting married?.

@OttoSam50178310 @mkainerugaba Hon.Otto greetings, do you know that 50 years from today, nothing will be different? The foundation is being laid today for the future (50 years +).

Power and life are all temporal things . In 50 yrs the terrain and issues will be totally different. What bothers me is not the safety (now and in the future) of @mkainerugaba .But rather the deep seated laid back silence of Ugandans when they even know something is not right.

@DeeSandy20 Leadership

Do you think Uganda’s biggest challenge today is leadership, unemployment, corruption, or something else? Why?

@Jentezen Amen

"He who is in you is greater than he who is in the world." 1 John 4:4

@BirungiMargret5 Amorim was good. It was a matter of time to get results, and all the players he brought were performing well. Time time, Amorim can even return at old Trafford as Manager again in the future, just Mourinho at Real Madrid.

For all the crimes Amorim committed against Manchester United, how is he even getting a new football Managerial role?😭 He should be in the cold cellars of Guantanamo Bay Detention Camp!🚮

@davidofug @BirungiMargret5 Yes, don't be surprised to see Amorim back at Old Trafford at one time.

@BirungiMargret5 Sometimes it’s the timing that affects someone. Let’s see his performance at AC Milan

@kamala_emma @wekesa_amos @iamenocksavage Same thought, I feel like tagging them, but I don't want wars.

@wekesa_amos @iamenocksavage From beginning to end, you have summarised them. If I tag them, war will erupt here.

SOME ONLINE PERSONALITIES COPIED There is a certain type of person everywhere now, especially online. He consumes endless information every day: philosophy, psychology, productivity, spirituality, neuroscience, business, self-improvement, history. He knows a little about everything and deeply experiences almost nothing. His entire identity becomes built around understanding instead of living. He watches videos about confidence instead of speaking confidently. Reads about discipline instead of becoming disciplined. Studies relationships instead of learning how to love. Consumes motivational content instead of taking action. He feels intelligent because he is constantly mentally stimulated. But stimulation is not transformation. Most of the time, knowledge becomes emotional protection. Reality is unpredictable. Reality humiliates. Reality exposes weakness. Books and ideas do not. Inside information, he can continue imagining himself as intelligent, deep, insightful, different from ordinary people. So he remains trapped in preparation. He constantly feels as if he is "becoming" someone, while his real life remains strangely untouched. He develops sophisticated language for problems he never confronts directly. He can explain human behavior beautifully while being unable to handle ordinary discomfort, rejection, uncertainty, loneliness, or risk. He slowly turns life into observation instead of participation. The internet rewards this personality heavily. He receives validation for sounding aware rather than becoming capable. Eventually, he begins confusing self-analysis with growth and information with wisdom. But beneath the intelligence usually exists the same thing: fear. Fear of failure. Fear of embarrassment. Fear of reality answering back. Because action destroys fantasy. The moment he truly acts, he can no longer hide inside potential.