Streakyfish

@AlboMP This didn’t need to be on tv. Social media was the perfect place for it.

My Address to the Nation.

@dfoley33 @cleary_mitch Ollie Henry and oli Wiltshire to kick 10 between them. Only for the cats to lose by 70+

@cleary_mitch @streakyfish smells of Ollie Henry winding back the Jordan Murdoch clock on Monday.

Patrick Dangerfield now ruled out of Easter Monday. Two calf strains in six weeks and the Cats are taking a cautious approach. Hard to see him playing Gather Round Sunday against the Eagles also given that is five day into R6 v Dogs.

@7AFL First world problems Caro.

"There was a level of disappointment from Melbourne (on Clayton Oliver not attending Max Gawn's 250th game)" 🗣️ Caroline Wilson on Clayton Oliver's invite to Max Gawn's 250th game

@vindictivebirds @MikeACurtis2 The guys literally 10000 years old and can’t walk.

@MikeACurtis2 Being 6’10” and unable to dunk is nuts.

Dirk Nowitzki didn’t waste any time finding the basketball court. Asked him if he could still dunk. He laughed and said “no.” But his shot? That hasn’t gone anywhere. “That’s like riding a bike.”

@IncrediblyBozza You’re hilarious man.

Rumours has it Dezi Freeman surrendered wearing a Carlton jumper - said I can't take it anymore. #AFL #Baggers

@JoshGarlepp Bailey smith.

I know Melbourne rocked up in casual kit, but which AFL player would be most likely to still rock up in team polo, black pants and black shoes as his casual wear. I think it’s Matt Rowell. I think he’d be excited to have the synthetic polo on.

@7AFL @melbournefc Wow. This is incredible.

.@melbournefc just changed the game 👀 #AFLBluesDees

Alex Carey is so bloody good #sheffieldshield

Fuck me, boring round came early this year. #afl

@JacintaAllanMP Stunning and brave decision. Can't wait to carry all my gardening tools on the bus to all of my jobs. Appreciate it.

We’re making public transport free for a month to take pressure off the pump. It won’t solve every problem, but it is an immediate step I can take to help Victorians right now.

@cleary_mitch @7NewsMelbourne @7AFL Wow.

Wow - the AFL has confirmed the Grand Final will be played at 2.30pm for 2026 and 2027. The timeslot debate is over for another two years! @7NewsMelbourne @7AFL

The jade gresham special #AFLDonsNorth

@kanecornes Life.

How many weeks for wiping your own blood on an opponents face?

@VFL Another beautiful highlight

@AFL Thank god I’m not blind otherwise I might be confused on which team is which.

How clean is this Lions guernsey 😮‍💨 #AFLSaintsLions

@Sammy__Edmund So dumb.

Another one for the jumper clash files? #aflsaintslions

@HustleBitch_ @IfindRetards

🚨 STREAMER CLAVICULAR SHOOTS ALLIGATOR ON LIVESTREAM — NOW HE’S FACING 5 YEARS IN PRISON A livestream just turned into a felony case. Streamer Clavicular was arrested by Fort Lauderdale police after he appeared to fire shots at a dead alligator while riding through the Everglades on an airboat. • Hit with battery charges • Bond set at $1,000 • Florida Fish and Wildlife says they’re investigating the video • His Kik account has already been taken down Now it’s escalating. He’s reportedly facing felony charges… and up to 5 YEARS in state prison. All of it… caught on camera. Was this just reckless content… or the exact moment he threw his life away for views?

@VFL One of his better ones. Love the highlight.

What a finish. Had to be Bryce. THE GOAT. #nbl

@cleary_mitch @7AFL

The ARC appeared to intervene on this Q2 decision. Initially called a throw in, before the Crows won a free. The subsequent chain ended in a Rachele goal. But did they get it right? The AFL won’t be buying in, their threshold for clarification is late calls in tight games