unidentified fucking thing

@humphcunningham not quite. to see this in action, chrck the page for the 2004 dem primaries

@strunkStan that’s just how the primary infoboxes work unfortunately

TO PUSH AMERICA FORWARD!

@xombiedog it’s like that one azealia banks wikipedia screenshot but 10x embarrassing because it was written by himself

DAMON ALBARN MADE IT ONTO MORRISSEYS HATE LIST WHEEYYY

@Michaeldudufudu you should seriously consider taking your own life

Genuinely why do you think "they" hand picked him and chose to throw billions of dollars at him and make him the face of Youtube?

@GabPazLim for the uninitiated: zooble is a TERF

well this is gonna be awkward

@burglahobbit @umka6669 neigh-sac schrader

The crystral meth cutie mark still cracks me up, like yeah, good luck hiding your drug empire from Pony Hank with that thing on your butt, Hoovesenberg

@KawzInvests this is literally just viral marketing. “bro trust me. we invented AGI. it’s so good that it’s technically a military asset bro. buy more tokens”

WHAT?????? GG

@PatriarchPius choke

>taking a class today, the teacher looks Jewish >instructor makes a ton of anti catholic jokes >”in Yiddish we call this” >mfw

@mantaraves choke

i'm usually not this racist but getting off of work and being unable to get gas for 10 minutes because they're hogging every pump dancing and fighting before the cops tell them to fuck off made me lose my cool a little

@cairoasmith async seems to mostly be used in specialized programming contexts, but it’s a clipping of a word that seems fairly common. and obviously, it’s the internet era and the first time we really had asynchronous mass communication

It's a small thing, but "async" is such a 2010s-and-onward term flavor-wise that I'm confused as to why they chose it as the name for the retro spooky research company from 1991 in the Backrooms.

@TetraspaceWest you’re telling me that right wingers are spreading baseless conspiracy theories? a troubling development

but on a serious note what is going on in my For You page

Sorry, not buying it. There's NO WAY a Republican wouldn't win a major city in California of all states. Must be fraud. You're telling me all of a sudden they're reporting "more votes" for the "other candidate"? Yeah, right.

@kittymine56 the worst thing trump ever did was pushing these people over to the democratic camp

and i thought utopian communism was deluded, this shit is nuts

@IceStationSpmda i’ve read that this was taken so that it could be sold as a picture of a Funny Chinese Guy. like who would sit down for a formal-type portrait of a bowl of rice anyways

There's this commentary with this photo from the 1900s that the guy didn't 'know' photos are 'supposed' to be serious, I wonder if it's more they told him "this machine can instantly make a total realistic picture of you" and he was like lmao yeah sure you can mate

@nostalgiaa i knew a trans girl who looked like this era paul dano. she was the kindest person ive ever met.

Been together for 55 years. No scandals. No turmoil. Just 2 people who love each other and have always been faithful even in tough times.

@mertonesque the dude is literally an ex gay orthobro im not surprised

so you are telling me that Car Seat Headrest did a taylor's version of one of their old albums and the main thing they changed is that they removed all the swears

@cszabla china buying wholesale into AI hype is the modern equivalent of reagan’s star wars program

yeah she’ll be scary cuz her brain will be fried

@mattyglesias @LinkofSunshine can we cool it with this stuff? we have to focus on the real problems. like that stupid fucking beanie

@fishin4l0ve things continue to exist even if you are not able to instantly view them. like in the library of congress for instance.

Crazy that a big part of last months piracy debate was "there are tons of things that will never be properly historically archived outside of piracy" and now the biggest comic piracy site is gone, meaning thousands of vintage comics that are not publicly available are just gone

Germanic tribesmen when the year 300 hit