Ogedengbe not Agbogungboro

Just got pulled up for an offence, people around me advised me to 'sort it out'. Showed officer my Kuda acct: ₦1,800 😂. He told me to open spend & save acct. Lo and behold there’s money in that account and I Can't cry cos I had to spend it on irrelevant 😭

@iam_jhayyjay Una dey date

I think I’m a little broken. I keep getting attracted to emotionally unavailable/nonchalant people, then somehow act surprised when they don’t love me the way I love them. It’s like I keep choosing people who give me crumbs, then convincing myself it’s a full meal. And the funniest part? After getting hurt, I still went back to apologize like I was the villain 😭

@iam_olubori Una sha dey shift this goal post anyhow

Has nothing to do with money. It’s the quality of the man’s sperm

@The__Vyrus Dem suppose slap that guy 😂😭

Low effort friends ruin everything 🤦🏻‍♂️

@mc_lively_ This man don old pass all these shenanigans na

Omo…Bros Seun just call John Obi Mikel by name.

@AnnUdoh5 He only owes your parents gifts and kind gestures whenever you visit them, when they visit you, or during festive periods. All this monthly allowance is extortion unless he has more than enough, and not at the detriment of his immediate family.

I'm married and pregnant with my first baby. I'm not working. Hubby is earning 280k monthly. He gives his parents and siblings 80k monthly. Gives me 150k but has never given my parents or siblings money for 6 months that we have been married. I told him we need to be rotating it. At least give your parents this month and give mine next month. He said no. If I want to give my parents, I should do that from 150k he gives me. Things are costly. The 150k isn't even enough and he's saying I should take from it. Cc : Naira diary

@15x0xx Omoooooo you’ve anything 😂

She said yes after 5 years guys😭I almost retired

@ruth_tomilola 🤗🤗🤗

I cried yesterday. Like real tears. And honestly… my heart still feels heavy this morning 💔 I tried. I really tried. I tried everything I could think of. I applied strategies. I stayed consistent. I showed up every single day. But right now it still feels like everything was for nothing 😔 I have just 8 days left to hit 5M impressions on X and I’m currently at 4.4M. Where am I supposed to get 600k impressions from in 8 days? How else am I supposed to do this? And no, this is not a pity post. I just needed to speak. Maybe pouring my heart out will help me breathe a little. Back story… I finished NYSC last year and got a remote job in December as a Social Media Manager. Salary was ₦100k monthly. I worked in January, February, and March. I was only paid for January. No payment for February. No payment for March. No explanation. No apology. Nothing. My client acted like everything was normal and expected me to keep working. I stopped working in March and used my savings to start investing in myself and this platform. After being on X since 2021, I finally decided to take my account seriously. I subscribed to Premium every month hoping that if I stayed consistent, maybe within a few months I’d finally qualify for monetization and start earning here. At the same time, I became a CapCut template creator. I paid for CapCut Pro every month too. After weeks of consistency, my account got monetized. I made $28. Then due to inconsistency, I lost the monetization again. I also have a monetized Facebook account. I’m trying on TikTok too. I even abandoned my YouTube channels just to focus fully on X because I wanted this to work so badly. While doing all these, I still kept applying for remote jobs every single week. No response till today. I even bought an MTN router and kept subscribing every month just to stay active online and keep posting. Heaven knows I tried. Now look at me… No job. No money. No achievement. And now it looks like I might not even hit the 5M impressions after all this effort. I’m 27 and honestly… I feel tired. Before now, I also tried content creation on Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok. But my camera quality was poor and my content always looked cringe to me, so I stopped. At this point, I don’t even know anymore. Maybe I’m just one of those people that always gets close to success but never fully reaches it 💔 And once again… this is not a pity post. I just wanted someone to hear me out. If this post finds your timeline, honestly just send me a virtual hug 🫂 Maybe that alone will make me feel a little better today.

@PadreObidients @0xismosis @Ghostpop89 @sowore @NigBarAssoc E better please

@t_johnbrainy @0xismosis @Ghostpop89 @sowore @NigBarAssoc I don dey gym make I join dem🙄

Today, we are once again witnessing the reckless abuse of @policenh powers against social media users in Nigeria. What is even more disturbing is how some Nigerian celebrities now appear more eager than politicians and security agencies to throw largely poor young Nigerians into prison under the guise of “cybercrime,” simply because of internet banter or comments they dislike. I have read reports about singers like @Simi and @AdekunleGold allegedly using the police against critics online, and now similar allegations involving @ayrastarr and others keep surfacing. Meanwhile, these same celebrities sit comfortably among international stars abroad demanding respect and award for creative freedom and artistic expression, yet many of those global celebrities would never (and functioning systems) won’t let them weaponize the police, corrupt prosecutors, or compromised court judges against ordinary citizens over free speech or online commentary. This growing culture of criminalizing speech, jokes, criticism, trolling, and online banter is dangerous to democracy and fundamentally incompatible with freedom of expression. The real shame belongs to the irresponsible Nigeria Police Force @PoliceNG and sections of the justice system that continue enabling these abuses instead of protecting citizens’ rights. The police must stop acting as private enforcers for the rich, connected and powerful. Nigerians cannot continue to be shipped to prison because influential people are offended online. #RevolutionNow

@UncleDhee @TundeWalls Na the wristband for my hand concern me

Motell think say na free food 😂😂

@DesmondOElliot Well maybe not you, but other party were like this because of you at one point in time

There were clear cases of intimidation across different polling units, and my supporters were denied access to accreditation — let alone voting. This is not democracy. #apcprimaries

@OgeOge80 Me too 😂

@t_johnbrainy Dey thing sweet me d!e 🤣🤣🤣

When the said that some of us are not smiling you think we are joking right? There you have it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@theonlybigbasz @Officialchike @Arsenal Brother man 😂😂😂🤭

@Officialchike @Arsenal See as parlor fine, even mother of 7 go w3t if she enter here. 😂

22 years later, we are the champions of England @Arsenal 🏆

@beatss_banks @Easygash That’s a typo error, this alagbile around igbogbo bayeku ikorodu, it’s different from alagbole ketu unless I am missing something

@Easygash Why is no one asking the most realistic question in all of this… How on God’s green earth will/did you take napep from alagbole to Ikorodu…?

Today, I boarded a Keke Napep from Alagbole to Ikorodu bus stop. When we got to our destination, everyone started coming down, paying, and collecting their change…….

@bougainvillain @Easygash Correct thing to do

@Easygash Nigeria is such a jungle. Unfortunately. This would have been worse if this was a private vehicle he just used for side hustle on his way to work. The Keke needs to involve his association or garage leaders and they will go to the police station with him. Hopefully, no wahala

@yabaleftonline So squirt na living water 😂😂😂 orisirisi

Nigerian men are so quick to use King Solomon to justify their waywardness, but forget the woman with five husbands in the Bible — Actress Etinosa Idemudia.

@ManCity You Dey go na 😂

On this day in 2024, we became the only ever Club to win 4️⃣ in a row 🏆🏆🏆🏆

@Olami_deeEbony Make I con take this Twitter serious

Hey stranger, I hope this motivates you. When I started tweeting on X, I had zero followers. I was following about 40 people, and only 2 followed me back. I kept showing up anyway. Every time I made a tweet, I was the only one liking it. Sometimes I even bookmarked my own post just to feel like it existed somewhere. It was honestly discouraging. I still showed up regardless. When I dropped comments under posts, it felt like nobody noticed me. Still, I kept showing up. Then I took a month break. When I came back, I did it intentionally this time. I got 20 followers. Still following 40 people. Slowly, things started changing. My followers grew to 1K, and I got monetized in one month. Now the numbers I used to wish for back then are showing up naturally. The lesson is simple: Show up regardless. It doesn’t matter if you’re seen today or not. Keep building, keep posting, keep expressing. Your people will find you with time. And when they do, it will feel like you were never late, just on time for your own story.

@theonlybigbasz A moving man will meet his luck one day

This is always the worst part of my day. No way for poor man

@chuzzy004 @theonlybigbasz @Luxx_Cxxl @Olami_deeEbony Acne bawo 😂😂😂

@t_johnbrainy @theonlybigbasz @Luxx_Cxxl @Olami_deeEbony Lmaooo. For whatever reason I saw acne

There’s this guy that likes my cousin. Bro has been chasing her for over a year now, and I’m not even exaggerating when I say the guy is serious serious. He sends her lunch at work every day. He even paid her rent earlier this year. At some point, we all started begging her to just give him a chance because from everything we can see, the guy genuinely likes her. But my cousin refused. Her reason was that she’s a bit taller than him and, according to her, he doesn’t know how to dress well. Yesterday was her birthday, and she was lowkey expecting him to shut down Lagos for her. Omo, uncle posted engagement pictures on his status. He proposed to someone else 😭 Now my cousin has been crying since morning, saying she’s starting to develop feelings for him and that he should have tried harder. Women, our wahala is too much. 😂