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This is equivalent to trying to sell a cop drugs while he’s in uniform in his police car.

@t_johnbrainy @theonlybigbasz @Luxx_Cxxl @Olami_deeEbony Lmaooo. For whatever reason I saw acne

@theonlybigbasz @Luxx_Cxxl @Olami_deeEbony Thank you for the acre you dashed me at old ikoyi, I truly appreciate you

There’s this guy that likes my cousin. Bro has been chasing her for over a year now, and I’m not even exaggerating when I say the guy is serious serious. He sends her lunch at work every day. He even paid her rent earlier this year. At some point, we all started begging her to just give him a chance because from everything we can see, the guy genuinely likes her. But my cousin refused. Her reason was that she’s a bit taller than him and, according to her, he doesn’t know how to dress well. Yesterday was her birthday, and she was lowkey expecting him to shut down Lagos for her. Omo, uncle posted engagement pictures on his status. He proposed to someone else 😭 Now my cousin has been crying since morning, saying she’s starting to develop feelings for him and that he should have tried harder. Women, our wahala is too much. 😂

I'm currently in the middle of raising my first storied building in Nigeria and here are my findings. The cost of decking is currently outrageous. My advice is that if applicable that you're better off financially by buying enough land that will fit a sprawling bungalow instead of buying a smaller land and having to build vertically. When it's all said and done the decking alone will consume N10M. A significant percentage of the total build. Good luck to all of us that are currently building during this climate. For my subscribers, I'll be providing a post mortem breakdown of the cost of materials. @IbadanCityNg #PropertyManiaNigeria

@OloyeSomorin Thank you Egunmogaji for bringing NL here to us as well🙏🏿. Look forward to seeing your break down

Omphile is still missing. A simple repost can help bring Omphile home.

I just confirmed that @MTNNG steals data from their users‼️‼️💔 I’ve been having suspicions that MTN have been stealing data because of the rate at which my data finishes so fast even if I don’t download anything So yesterday by 3:52 PM I bought 11GB data for 3500 naira I put my phone on power saving mode so no app in the background will be able to use data I didn’t download or upload any videos and I’ve been using my phone lightly. I felt like all this wasn’t enough so i decided to download an app that tracks my data usage This afternoon MTN sent me a message that I have just 4GB of data left Checked the app and saw I used only 3GB from the 11GB I bought yesterday Now my question to MTN is this If I used 3GB from 11GB that means I should have 8GB left Why do I have just 4GB left? Where did my remaining 4GB go??? All evidence attached in the screenshots below👇👇👇 We need to call out MTN for these recent thefts as I’m sure I’m not the only one facing this problem

@UsmanAbidemiEsq @inkandideas_ I think a family of four is two kids, mom and dad.

@inkandideas_ Management is key when you have limited resources. A man giving you 15k daily in Nigeria of today is a super man. Rent, tuition fee of 4 kids every 3 months, he will also take care of that woman cos she already sounds like a liability even if she’s working. You wan kill am?

You seriously need to divorce this man and cut all communications with him. He is not responsible at all. 15k daily for family of 4. That’s just 450k monthly?450k!. Nonsense! Please divorce him. He deserves better. Don’t forget to share his contact for interested single women.

My father never came to a single thing I invited him to. Not my primary school graduation. Not my secondary school prize giving where I collected 3 awards and kept looking at the gate. Not my university matriculation. Not the ceremony when I got called to bar in 2012. I'd send him the date weeks in advance and he'd say I'll try and that was always the full sentence. I'll try. No follow up. No explanation after. My mother would sit in his place and clap loud enough for 2 people. I stopped inviting him after the bar call. Not from anger. Some people love you completely and still cannot show up and after a while you stop making them feel guilty about it. He was not a bad man. I want to be clear about that. He was a mechanic in Mushin for 35 years. Worked 6 days a week. Sent every one of us to school. Never raised his hand. Never left. The lights stayed on and the rent was paid and there was always food and he did all of it quietly without asking to be celebrated. He just could not sit in a plastic chair and watch something. I accepted that and moved on. Last year I bought my first property. A flat in Ojodu. Took 9 years of saving and 2 years of paperwork and a lawyer who nearly finished me. When the keys finally came I sat in the empty flat on the floor for an hour just breathing. I called my mother first. She screamed. My sister cried. I didn't call my father. 3 days later he called me. Said he heard about the flat from my mother. Said he wanted to come and see it. I didn't know what to do with that so I just said okay. Gave him the address. Figured he'd say I'll try and we'd never speak of it again. He showed up on Saturday at 9am. Stood at the door in his good agbada. The one he only wears for serious things. Holding a small nylon bag. I let him in and he walked through every room without speaking. Not quickly. Slowly. Like he was counting something. He checked the pipes under the kitchen sink. Knocked on the walls. Opened and closed the windows twice each. Looked at the ceiling in every room the way only a man who has fixed things his whole life looks at ceilings. Then he came and stood in the sitting room and looked at me. Said the pipework is good. Said the windows seal properly. Said whoever built this knew what they were doing. I nodded. Long silence. Then he opened the nylon bag. Inside was a small framed photo. Me at maybe 7 years old sitting on the bonnet of an old car in his workshop. Grinning. Both legs swinging. He's standing beside me with his hand on my shoulder looking at something outside the frame. I remember that day. I had gone to the workshop after school and he let me sit there while he worked and gave me a Fanta and put a Michael Jackson cassette on the small radio. I didn't know anyone had taken a photo. He said he kept it on his workshop table for 22 years. Said he wanted me to have something for the new place. I held that frame and stood very still. He said he knew he missed things. Said he was not good at the sitting and watching. That crowds made something in him go wrong in a way he never knew how to explain. Then he said the flat was good and he was proud and he asked if there was anything in the kitchen because he hadn't eaten. I laughed. Made him eggs and bread while he sat at my kitchen table in his good agbada like he owned the place. We ate and he told me about a car he was working on. I told him about a case that was giving me trouble. Normal conversation. The kind we should have been having for years. He left at 1pm. At the door he gripped my shoulder the same way he did in that photo. Didn't say anything. Didn't need to. The photo is on my sitting room wall now. First thing I hung in the whole flat. Some fathers cannot sit in the plastic chair. But mine drove to Ojodu in his good agbada on a Saturday morning with a 22 year old photograph in a nylon bag. That was his standing ovation. I just didn't know to look for it in that shape.

Bought 25k fuel and it read 20 litres. This would cost 3,600 on the morning PBAT was fraudulently sworn in as the president of Nigeria. Fuel price increased by about 594% between then and now. But let’s relax, he’s fixing it. Genuinely gpu

CAF may have opened a Pandora’s box. Apparently, in the 1976 Afcon finals Morocco left the pitch for 15 minutes because of a decision they did not like, only to return and win and become champions. Guinea may feel shortchanged.

@bigdami_1 @LaceVine It's written in the description. Check condition

@LaceVine How do you know clean title

Meanwhile you can buy a clean title 2013 Ford Focus for $500 on copart. The total cost with importation and fixing won't cost you up to 6m. Nigerians need to be freed from the curse of toyota and ignorance.

Senegal is our African champion 🇸🇳

Today I decided to show how much it costs me to buy my weekly fruits. I love eating fruit and trying to live healthy… but that’s by the way. The real story is the cost. My fruit shopping came to £50.87. If you convert that to naira, that’s roughly ₦94,000. Now, if I wanted to gaslight Nigerians, I could easily say something like: “Nigerians don’t appreciate what they have. This same fruit would cost less than ₦20k in Nigeria.” That would give the impression that food is cheaper in Nigeria than in the UK. But that would be a half truth, or what some people like to call being smart by half. Here’s the part people conveniently leave out. The minimum wage in the UK is about £12.44 per hour. That means someone earning minimum wage needs less than 5 hours of work to afford that £50 fruit basket. And before someone says it, yes, if you’re on minimum wage here you’re probably shopping in Lidl or Aldi, not casually loading £50 worth of fruit into your trolley like a wellness influencer. But that’s beside the point. Now let’s look at Nigeria. Let’s assume that same fruit basket really costs ₦20,000. Sounds cheap, right? Nigeria’s minimum wage is ₦70,000 per month. That translates to roughly ₦337 per hour. So to buy that same ₦20k fruit basket, a minimum wage worker would need to work almost 60 hours. That’s about 6½ full working days. Think about that for a moment. Someone in the UK doing the same type of low income job works about 5 hours to buy it. Someone in Nigeria may need almost a full week of work. So when people start comparing prices to gaslight you and say petrol is $4 in the US or fuel is £1.80 in the UK, ask them one simple question. How does that compare to people’s income? Because price without income context is just propaganda with numbers. Now let’s take it one step further. In the UK, the minimum wage is about £12.44 per hour and the Prime Minister earns around £83 per hour. That is roughly a £70 difference per hour. In Nigeria, the minimum wage is about ₦337 per hour and the President earns about ₦6,770 per hour before allowances. That is a difference of about ₦6,433 per hour. In percentage terms, the UK Prime Minister earns about 577% more per hour than minimum wage. Nigeria’s President earns about 1,570% more per hour than minimum wage. And that is before we even talk about the endless allowances, benefits, convoys, security votes, and other mysterious expenses that seem to multiply like rabbits. So the question is not whether things are cheap or expensive. The real question is how long the average citizen has to work to afford them. Because when people must work days for what others can buy in hours, something deeper is wrong. I’ll leave you with this. “Until all are free, all are enslaved.”

Toxic women measure love by how much they're allowed to inconvenience you.

Dumping her after you make it, because she’s no longer your type, is completely valid.

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I've had a parcel coming in from AU. It was sent on the 16th of December, got into Nigeria on the 29th of December, 2025. Got a notification from Paystack to pay duties for an item I had not received via the nipost portal on the 23rd of January. Today's 06-03, nothing yet...

Temu’s Nigerian couriers will ruin their business. These days what they do is, when your item gets to them, they don’t dispatch it or contact you. They just mark your deliver as unsuccessful delivery. And hope you don’t raise a complaint.Then they take whatever is in your package

Sorry about your experience. One of the reasons I keep my receipts and confirm purchases when I touch base. Has happened to me too often to do otherwise.

There are 5 wall clocks at the arrival terminal of M.M. International Aiport Lagos that should be showing the time in Lagos, Beijing, UAE, New York, and London. None of them is working. If you check, it is just a battery problem. None of the airport officials sees anything wrong with that. It is a cultural thing, a poor culture of excellence.