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@that_ugandan

If adulting is a soup, then Iโ€™m the fork. My opinions are my own

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You will go to post office Kampala Road to pick up a delivery they send you to post office Clock tower, Clock tower tells you to go back to Kampala road coz the package is still there and has not yet been delivered to them. Why is package pick up becoming this difficult?
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Pxndx
Pxndx@PNvigyiยท
โ€œTo my beloved mother, I bequeath my iPhone and watch. To my siblings, I bequeath my two pairs of shoes, which they are to sell and share the proceeds equally. To the church, I bequeath the UGX 50,000 in my bank account at Standard Chartered Bankโ€ฆโ€
Jaynett๐Ÿฆ‹@adeewunmii

At 25, you should have your own LAWYER and have a WILL.

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Thats nice and all but imagine thats your toilet and you woke up in the middle of the night to ease yourself ๐Ÿ˜‚
SLIMNAZI@SlimNazi

WHEN FREEDOM IS LOST This incident occurred at the Kombaru shrine in Karnataka, India. The leopard was chasing the dog, the dog entered the bathroom through a window, the bathroom was closed from the outside. The leopard came in behind the dog, and they were both trapped in the toilet; when the dog saw the leopard, he panicked and sat quietly in a corner. He didn't even dare to bark. Although the leopard was hungry and chasing the dog, it did not eat the dog. He could have had dinner by jumping the dog away, but the two animals were together in different corners for almost twelve hours. During these twelve hours, the leopard was also calm. The forest department zeroed in on the leopard and captured it with a tranquilizer dart. Now the question is, why didn't the hungry leopard rip the dog away when it was easily possible? Wildlife researchers answered this question: According to them, wild animals are very sensitive to their freedom. As soon as they realize that their freedom has been taken away from them, they may feel deep pain, so much so that they may forget their hunger. Their natural motivation to feed the stomach begins to fade. Freedom and happiness are connected. Freedom to think, act, and live the way we want. (Copied from the network)

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Ndues boy
Ndues boy@ndues_boyยท
If he assimilates to your living standards it means he now has to rob people on that bridge because thats what locals do โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ž
๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธoltergeist ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ@Mzansi4shor

This is a Nelson Mandela bridge and an illegal immigrant is selling bananas, It is hard to have people who don't assimilate to our living standards. In South Africa immigrants are selling everywhere they see a space and it is disgusting. SAHRC #MadlangaCommission Jacinta MaCele

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โ€ขNร˜NIโ€ข@Revnickkยท
Idk about the worst part of adulthood but surely being broke yet you have money is among the very worst.
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Keith Namu ๐ŸŒป@keithnamuยท
The average number of times a man sleeps with his girlfriend in a week is about 5, roughly 20 times a month and 140 times a year, assuming just one round each time. So, if a woman has had two or more partners, and the shortest relationship always lasts at least 3 months, you can do the math: that would be a minimum of around 60 encounters. Keep that in mind the next time youโ€™re dating. Adios.
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The petrol station i bought fuel from at 5399ugx in the morning was at 5499ugx in the evening. We are screwed๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ
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Funny how, we easily forget the bad times yet its because of how much we fought to leave them that we are where we are!
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LanaShevon@LanaShevonยท
I was on my own in a taxi and these two men were talking about ladies who are gullible. One of them audaciously said" kati nga ono, omuwayo KFC ne cafe javas nga omu maze" i wanted to cry๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Sam, AGONA
Sam, AGONA@samagonaยท
A guy picked an item from Wandegeya and dropped it for me in Ntinda as he was on his way to his home. We said thanks to each other and closed the chapter. This morning, he sent me an invoice for UGX. 80,000 for the transport of the said item (which is half a kg in weight). I drowned in my seat trying to understand what Kampala is!
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ASIWAJU OF LAGOS ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ†โœจ(BN. 6991806)
ASIWAJU OF LAGOS ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ†โœจ(BN. 6991806)@asiwajuautos1ยท
So a client texted me yesterday to run a pre-purchase inspection for him today, I got to the location while inspecting the car, the client told me itโ€™s a 2010 Highlander, my scanner said otherwise, my scanner showed 2008 Highlander, I told the dealer he argued, i said but Iโ€™m not the one telling the scanner to bring out 2008, he said maybe my scanner is acting up, ok Letโ€™s compare VIN, it was a way different VIN, I then notice that the vin tag was attached to the car, and was even registered with the details, Omo na there fear catch me, I attached the vin tag from the car and my scanner information below ๐Ÿ‘‡, Infact the milage on the car was 170k, the milage on the scanner was over 300k miles๐Ÿ˜‚. Pls letโ€™s be careful out there, if you can buy a car for 5m upwards, you should be able to pay someone to run proper inspection, make u no go buy rubbish. Peace out โœŒ๏ธ
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ASIWAJU OF LAGOS ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ†โœจ(BN. 6991806)@asiwajuautos1

Omo I just saved a client from buying a car that the Chasis number was doctored, dealers Dey do things for this Nigeria, how would you stamp a 2010 Vin tag on a 2008 Toyota Highlander just to sell higher? Make I calm my head, I go share the story soon

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Mapholoba
Mapholoba@LuthandoFuzeยท
Born to be a Trust fund baby, forced to trust and fund the process ๐Ÿซ 
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Loose gas cap and check engine light switches on ahhhhhh in this economy!!!!! Lost weight in today's traffic before figuring out the cause.
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A trying man is useless in the hands of an ungrateful woman.
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Glorious God
Glorious God@GloriousGod01ยท
My friend in the UK called me today and offered to fly me out. Visa money, flight money, everything covered. I said no. He told me there was no plan waiting for me there but that I could find a cleaning job or "at least escape Nigeria." I told him to send the money instead so I could put it into a business here. He was disappointed. That's his business. I have zero interest in relocating abroad without a plan. I am not leaving Nigeria to go and clean toilets in the UK because someone wants me to feel like I have arrived. That is not an upgrade. That is a relocation of suffering. I want to be established here, build something real, and then travel abroad on vacation as a man with options. Not as someone who fled. The only reason I would ever consider relocating is to make serious money, and even then, it must be a concrete plan. Not a cleaning job. Not a "you'll figure it out." Not a one-way ticket to survival mode in someone else's country. Japa without a plan is just poverty with a foreign accent. Nigeria has my frustrations but it also has my vision. I am staying. Above all, love God.
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