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@that_ugandan
If adulting is a soup, then I’m the fork. My opinions are my own
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If he assimilates to your living standards it means he now has to rob people on that bridge because thats what locals do ☠️🔞
🅿️oltergeist 🇿🇦@Mzansi4shor
This is a Nelson Mandela bridge and an illegal immigrant is selling bananas, It is hard to have people who don't assimilate to our living standards. In South Africa immigrants are selling everywhere they see a space and it is disgusting. SAHRC #MadlangaCommission Jacinta MaCele
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@ugkatalina So the passengers also become seats for other passengers
eh
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We are 18 passengers in a wish 🙌and the driver is convinced we ain’t full
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The average number of times a man sleeps with his girlfriend in a week is about 5, roughly 20 times a month and 140 times a year, assuming just one round each time. So, if a woman has had two or more partners, and the shortest relationship always lasts at least 3 months, you can do the math: that would be a minimum of around 60 encounters.
Keep that in mind the next time you’re dating. Adios.
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The petrol station i bought fuel from at 5399ugx in the morning was at 5499ugx in the evening. We are screwed😂🙌🏾
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Funny how, we easily forget the bad times yet its because of how much we fought to leave them that we are where we are!
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I was on my own in a taxi and these two men were talking about ladies who are gullible. One of them audaciously said" kati nga ono, omuwayo KFC ne cafe javas nga omu maze" i wanted to cry😭😭😂😂
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@samagona Maybe the amount was 8000, and the man accidentally put an extra 0
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A guy picked an item from Wandegeya and dropped it for me in Ntinda as he was on his way to his home. We said thanks to each other and closed the chapter.
This morning, he sent me an invoice for UGX. 80,000 for the transport of the said item (which is half a kg in weight).
I drowned in my seat trying to understand what Kampala is!
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So a client texted me yesterday to run a pre-purchase inspection for him today, I got to the location while inspecting the car, the client told me it’s a 2010 Highlander, my scanner said otherwise, my scanner showed 2008 Highlander, I told the dealer he argued, i said but I’m not the one telling the scanner to bring out 2008, he said maybe my scanner is acting up, ok Let’s compare VIN, it was a way different VIN, I then notice that the vin tag was attached to the car, and was even registered with the details, Omo na there fear catch me, I attached the vin tag from the car and my scanner information below 👇, Infact the milage on the car was 170k, the milage on the scanner was over 300k miles😂.
Pls let’s be careful out there, if you can buy a car for 5m upwards, you should be able to pay someone to run proper inspection, make u no go buy rubbish.
Peace out ✌️
ASIWAJU OF LAGOS 🇳🇬🏆✨(BN. 6991806)@asiwajuautos1
Omo I just saved a client from buying a car that the Chasis number was doctored, dealers Dey do things for this Nigeria, how would you stamp a 2010 Vin tag on a 2008 Toyota Highlander just to sell higher? Make I calm my head, I go share the story soon
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If women on Twitter call you stupid,you are probably saying something right!
bronde🐳@adrinecamila
Mashud and Chuck are the SI units of stupid men here!
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Going to Rubis next to FUFA house and only the cleaner was present at 7am saying there is no fuel.
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Loose gas cap and check engine light switches on ahhhhhh in this economy!!!!!
Lost weight in today's traffic before figuring out the cause.
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@GloriousGod01 You people will just sit down and think of something to use and drive traffic. Your friend did not offer you anything. Kmt
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My friend in the UK called me today and offered to fly me out. Visa money, flight money, everything covered.
I said no.
He told me there was no plan waiting for me there but that I could find a cleaning job or "at least escape Nigeria." I told him to send the money instead so I could put it into a business here.
He was disappointed. That's his business.
I have zero interest in relocating abroad without a plan. I am not leaving Nigeria to go and clean toilets in the UK because someone wants me to feel like I have arrived. That is not an upgrade. That is a relocation of suffering.
I want to be established here, build something real, and then travel abroad on vacation as a man with options. Not as someone who fled.
The only reason I would ever consider relocating is to make serious money, and even then, it must be a concrete plan. Not a cleaning job. Not a "you'll figure it out." Not a one-way ticket to survival mode in someone else's country.
Japa without a plan is just poverty with a foreign accent.
Nigeria has my frustrations but it also has my vision. I am staying.
Above all, love God.
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"Even failure sees you and feels successful"
"Even disgrave looks at you and says i have standard"
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This student dodged my class earlier today; I gave him a call in class.
"Oliwa mwana, leero tewasomye?...
Mwana leero nabadde mukowu. Sasomye. Ndi mu hostel."
The class erupts...😅
Been there, done that... Live long enough, and you see yourself turn into a villain. 😅
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