Paul Calvani

I hated carrots till I smothered them in ranch but know I’m relizing how gay I really am

I’m looking for some internet friends, we can never meet in real life but I’ll treat you like a brother if we get that close

I wrote a tweet I EXSIST TODAY

@matisyahu I was just listening to some throw back black eyed pees and I herd some similarities to ur one day album

@LiquidDeath Dam called out by a water company I apreciate y’all a lot

There’s nothing funny about being so drunk that you soil your own pants. But who are we to judge your sense of humor? This Dry January, take a month off from alcoholism and shit your pants on your own terms. ⁣ ⁣ Liquid Death can help. Looks like beer, is actually just water.

Our floor has been flying today. So many sales and about to hit a .5 floor for the first time!🤯 To celebrate when we hit .5 floor today I am going to give one person who holds a MTG another free NFT!🙌 To enter👇 -Hold 1 MTG -Like & RT -Reply with your wallet

So we should have an nft meet up where we go to Joshua tree and do 🍄 lol

What’s better? Candy or FOMO alerts?💰🍭 Almost a 0.6 ETH gain in floor in less than 2 days since the FOMO alert, only available for Dark Echelon holders!

Sharks only bite when you try to touch there private parts

SNAPCHATMETHEMTITTIES by HI IM PAUL on #SoundCloud soundcloud.app.goo.gl/kEusgf5f8utne1…

Me

@Skepta one day we will meet again and now I make clothes so it’s lit

@_milkmaid Just 6?

a year ago today i was pushing carts at trader joe’s! today i’m a 6 figure sex worker

Change your horn sound to 🐐, 🐍🎷, 💨 or holiday jingles with latest Tesla software update!

Ill never forget when someone hit me up and simply said, "im ready to be interviewed" so i told them how much id charge and they got mad lmao.

Hit it from the bavk and watch my abs form in the mirror

I gotta give you everything you deserve 🤝

I just want two boyfriends.