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Been eating shawarma like a goat, taken so much soda. Stopped going to the gym. Omo
ใฝ๏ธac.@EkweghMac
This year I havenโt even done all the healthy things I always do
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Iโm hosting a Last Man Standing from GW30, with a ยฃ100 prize for the winner
If you want to join, comment below, and Iโll drop you a message with the details ๐
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Averaging six points per match, Bruno Fernandes' consistency this season has made him a popular pick for the captaincy in Gameweek 28 ๐ค
Are you giving the @ManUtd man the armband? Watch the full episode of the Fantasy Show here โก๏ธ preml.ge/0offvold
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There is a MAN somewhere right now who has:
- no girlfriend
- no side chics
- no sneaky links
- no texts
- no calls
Just by himself and fixing himself.
How is life, bro?
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Money Saga!!!
Go to camp with around 500k to 1.5m to guide yourself o.
Don't go to camp with any amount less down 500k o, else pressure go wound you.๐
Be Guided โ๏ธ
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Go to your ChatGPT and send this prompt: โCreate an image of how I treat youโ. Share your image result. ๐
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@JaySlim1_ @xGPhilosophy Lol, if Man U no score at least 2 make I know wetin cause am
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@xGPhilosophy If Manchester United get a single shot on target today the referee should award the 3points to them and end the game, that's how confident I'm
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๐จ Harry Amass and Chido Obi have deleted their stories! Chido has REMOVED Manchester United from his bio. #MUFC
UtdTruthful@Utdtruthful
๐จ๐๏ธ| Amorim: โAmass is now struggling in the championship. Chido is not always a starter in U21โ. ๐ฒ Amass and Chidoโs IG ๐ญ
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@GeorgeOdion20 But you dey watch match and you don confirm say Bruno better pass am far far, na useless comparison sef
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@thatguy_yy But you Dey watch match and you don confirm am say Pedri is naturally good ๐
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Only 10 pull ups?? ๐คฃ๐คฃ
You can tell Messi has hardly ever stepped foot in a gym before. He doesnโt know what hard work is, heโs used to being gifted everything by the referees and FIFA.
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Manchester United are unbeaten in their last 17 midweek Premier League home games, winning each of the last 8.
Letโs keep that up tonight. ๐
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