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I am the King of X.

2026 is 87% complete.

I am “continuing to monitor the situation”.

#BREAKING: Robert Mueller, who led 2016 election interference probe tied to Russia, dies at 8 thehill.com/blogs/in-the-k…

White people looove "de_nuke"

If u got a bald ass head in 2026 then . K🔫ill yo self

@posting_forever its just like the real thing

@authenyo @pissvortex

@pissvortex @themcels

🚨⚠️WARNING‼️⚠️🚨 COGNITOHAZARD DETECTED🛑 DROP YOUR PHONE IMMEDIATELY - YOU DO NOT NEED HER - YOU CAN NOT BE HER - YOU CAN NOT FIX HER Read the above affirmations repeatedly until fuzzy sensation behind eyes recedes, then proceed to eyewash station and flush for 15 minutes. ⚠️

What is hentai? The niche porn that the world can't stop watching trib.al/MUi6oID

Bro last night was a genderless burger experience

Ignorant ass guido dude next to me really just ordered caviar to stunt for his girl like he's cultured #niggacalmdown #getafuckinburger

@LSDKillsMenhera @rathbona2

What would you do if your teenage son told you he got "doxxed for posting 'p on the sharty"?

"Bad shot"..... It goes in. Unreal.

4 burgers. #notenough #yum

Praying for @charliekirk11

Netanyahu ignores ceasefires because he's from philly and everyone knows "we from philly we don't do pause"

Just went through Zohran’s wife’s old tweets and this is bad. This is really bad. 😬

try not to change your pfp to the burnt peanut challenge (impossible)

Is this TheBurntPeanut