Gary McPhee 🇨🇦

Imagine all the people in the world are pieces of millions of jigsaw puzzles all mixed up. Life beats us up a bit and our corners get rounded. Fewer and fewer other pieces will fit. If you are lucky enough to find that piece that fits you perfectly, hold on. That is rare.

@klara_sjo Unfortunately, sometimes .... 🤣🤣🤣

Sometimes the intrusive thoughts win.

@TaraBull Nope.

'Fashion' in 2026

@TheFigen_ Dude is just giving himself scalp massage. No biggie. 😆😆

They say you can live on dreams…

@GeneralPatton83 Delivering TV Guides. Google it. 🤣🤣

I was 15 years old and my first job was at Dairy Queen.

@MagneticNorse Idiot. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

My brother in Christ, how did you think this was going to go any other way?

@SteveInman .... and good night, Irene. 🤣🤣🤣

Brazil isn't for beginners.

@TaraBull 🤣🤣🤣🤣

When you rug pull yourself

@iAnonPatriot Why would you do that to us ?? 😆😆😆

I can’t unsee it now. 😭😭

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@GuntherEagleman Stop it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@iAnonPatriot She was super hot until she shaved her head ???? 😆😆

Liberal white women are now SHAVING their heads so men wont flirt with them.. Interesting.

@EndWokeness You shouldn't judge a book by it's cover but should it's name be an indicator ?? 🤣🤣🤣

8 women that were just found guilty in a $25 million COVID fraud scheme Literally named "Leach" and "Swindell"

@TheGreyWolf1776 @KHOU Umm .... I see ..... how .... um ... how many giraffes ... exactly ... are roaming around .......... Texas ??? 🤣🤣🤣

@KHOU The last news report on Gracie is responsible for her recovery. Finally, after 10 days the local news reported her having “rounded-ears”. That crucial detail differentiated her from all other giraffes wandering around Texas. Glad she is safe.

FINALLY FOUND! Gracie the giraffe was found safe after a days-long search through the Texas Hill Country: khou.com/article/news/l…

@hondamankev @KHOU Good point ! 😆😆

@KHOU How do they know its Gracie and not some other lost giraffe?

@KHOU Multiple days ? Really ? Did she duck the entire time ?? 🤣🤣🤣

@TiffanyFong I have so many other questions ...

How did it take multiple days to find a fucking giraffe?

@ianmiles Because they can. They would get beaten to death in their country. If their country had escalators. 😆😆

Why do these people have to inconvenience everyone else? Zero decorum. It should not be tolerated in a civilised society.

@TaraBull Wait ... Global Climate Boiling Change is creating earthquakes now ?? Lemme guess; since sea levels have gone up so much, the oceans weigh more and that causes earthquakes ?? Or it's so hot that the tectonic plates are expanding ?? Or Al Gore said something and she bought it ??

She says: 'If you don’t believe in Climate Change, you’re a fckıng idiot.' Her reasoning: 'In the last 24 hours, we have now had 32 worldwide earthquakes.'

@RichardGage_911 It's basic physics. As soon as the planes hit, the towers had no choice but to fall because of their unique design and construction. Look at the floorplans of the Twin Towers, then try to find another building like them anywhere. Go ahead, I'll wait ... It's just basic physics.

[RG911Team] It’s basic physics. Objects fall through the path of least resistance. That’s why in this demolition, the top of the building fell on its side. So why didn’t the top of the South Tower fall on its side on 9/11? How could it go through the greatest resistance - the 70 stories below?