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@toppestvalue

mirror trading @fractalcap_ // tweets are satire, sarcastic & not financial advice

water cooler ๊ฐ€์ž…์ผ ลžubat 2021
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2nd time ever that i made cookies and they taste so good i physically started vibrating on a higher frequency after
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When was the last time you held one of these?
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anon@AlenaDaOGยท
do jews have a food category? like
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anon@AlenaDaOGยท
bend her over
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@sxhealth101 what do women release then
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Sexual Health coach
Sexual Health coach@sxhealth101ยท
Here is what one ejaculation contains: โ€ข Zinc โ€“ ~1โ€“3 mg โ€ข Magnesium โ€“ ~10โ€“15 mg โ€ข Calcium โ€“ ~20โ€“30 mg โ€ข Potassium โ€“ ~50โ€“100 mg โ€ข Protein โ€“ ~0.2โ€“0.5 g โ€ข Fructose (natural sugar for energy) โ€“ small amounts โ€ข Amino acids (building blocks for the body) โ€ข Enzymes that support sperm function โ€ข Hormonal compounds in tiny traces It is not just fluid. It is a nutrient-rich biological material your body worked to produce. Repeated loss without recovery can add up over time. Retain your semen.
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i was just trying to pull my skirt over my fat ass and my big fucking trunk of a butt put a hole in the seam โ€ฆ. this is why women need to know how to sew
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the smell of spring after winter is so addicting and nostalgic
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anon@AlenaDaOGยท
blue is my favorite color how about you ๐Ÿ’™
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@toppestvalue is this. wrist fetish or something niche
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Sophia โฃ๏ธ@KeruboSkยท
Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.
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top (๐Ÿค,๐Ÿซก)@toppestvalueยท
@AlenaDaOG Looking for cartoon channel on satellite TV, mistyped a number and ended up on playboy TV channel at 8 years old biggest knockers ive ever seen shout out Pamela Anderson
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i want to hear what moment in your life traumatized you the most
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@toppestvalue DUDE WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE
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fishnets are my favorite
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im a bottom btw
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