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@toppestvalue

mirror trading @fractalcap_ // tweets are satire, sarcastic & not financial advice

water cooler Katılım Şubat 2021
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anon@AlenaDaOG·
2nd time ever that i made cookies and they taste so good i physically started vibrating on a higher frequency after
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WEEN@weenskee·
When was the last time you held one of these?
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top (🤝,🫡)@toppestvalue·
Ngl I dont feel the need for you to breathe oxygen
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anon@AlenaDaOG·
do jews have a food category? like
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bend her over
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Velvet 🧬✨@VelvetLux22·
Did you go to the gym today?
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Sexual Health coach
Sexual Health coach@sxhealth101·
Here is what one ejaculation contains: • Zinc – ~1–3 mg • Magnesium – ~10–15 mg • Calcium – ~20–30 mg • Potassium – ~50–100 mg • Protein – ~0.2–0.5 g • Fructose (natural sugar for energy) – small amounts • Amino acids (building blocks for the body) • Enzymes that support sperm function • Hormonal compounds in tiny traces It is not just fluid. It is a nutrient-rich biological material your body worked to produce. Repeated loss without recovery can add up over time. Retain your semen.
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anon@AlenaDaOG·
i was just trying to pull my skirt over my fat ass and my big fucking trunk of a butt put a hole in the seam …. this is why women need to know how to sew
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anon@AlenaDaOG·
the smell of spring after winter is so addicting and nostalgic
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anon@AlenaDaOG·
blue is my favorite color how about you 💙
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anon@AlenaDaOG·
@toppestvalue is this. wrist fetish or something niche
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Sophia ❣️@KeruboSk·
Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.
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top (🤝,🫡)@toppestvalue·
@AlenaDaOG Looking for cartoon channel on satellite TV, mistyped a number and ended up on playboy TV channel at 8 years old biggest knockers ive ever seen shout out Pamela Anderson
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i want to hear what moment in your life traumatized you the most
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fishnets are my favorite
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anon@AlenaDaOG·
im a bottom btw
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