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@toppestvalue

mirror trading @fractalcap_ // tweets are satire, sarcastic & not financial advice

water cooler Katılım Şubat 2021
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Jaylene🐰
Jaylene🐰@playmatejaylene·
what’s the first thing you notice?
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anon
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can i throw it back for u
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forward is the only direction
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anon@AlenaDaOG·
i want a hispanic boyfriend where do i go to get one of those i dont know how to dance or have a pickup truck
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anon@AlenaDaOG·
my kids one day are going to have the coolest vintage archive of random shit omg im so excited for them i hope they like streetwear
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anon@AlenaDaOG·
why would you have breasts if you didnt want them to bounce
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anon@AlenaDaOG·
sunning my asshole rn
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Orangie
Orangie@orangie·
how do I get better at push ups
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anon
anon@AlenaDaOG·
i always smile at dogs or animals wouldnt want them to think anything besides love and fun times humans not so much unless they look disabled or like theyre having a bad day or like people dont smile at them much something something
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top (🤝,🫡)@toppestvalue·
@degentalks Statistics prove they prefer dangerous hence why bad boys have more fun and they orbit them
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Liv ⭒@degentalks·
I think one of the most attractive things a person can be is safe.
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Peak Labs
Peak Labs@PeakLab_·
Summer is coming. If you want to lose weight without ‘cardio forever’, ‘starving yourself’, and ‘without suffering.’ Start obeying these 15 rules today: 1. Stop chronic cardio.
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anon
anon@AlenaDaOG·
drankin and smokin
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anon
anon@AlenaDaOG·
rhymes with dashclap, penmo, gaypal
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there is not one ethnic person at this brewers game right now
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top (🤝,🫡)@toppestvalue·
@lucexyx Track caloric intake. Eat less than ur body needs for maintenance. Walk. Lift weights. Do it for long enough time..
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Luce ⊹ ࣪ ˖
Luce ⊹ ࣪ ˖@lucexyx·
genuinely HOW do you get rid of your stomach fat
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yall think anyone out there has ever fucked a nostril before?
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