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Australian Romanticist Love Will Win (Weekend Only Account)

๊ฐ€์ž…์ผ AฤŸustos 2020
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Mitochondrial Eve
Mitochondrial Eve@tardwife4lifeยท
If you are a woman and exhibit any of these symptoms, you may be suffering from autoandrophilia: โœ… Exposure to spreadsheets โœ… Vocal fry โœ… Wide-leg jeans โœ… Inability to cook โœ… No history of pregnancy โœ… Short hair โœ… Argumentative temperament โœ… Disagreeable disposition
RE-OPEN THE SIZZLERS@SaladBarFan

โ€œWhat if female professional ambition is just autogynephilia but for women?โ€

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Commie Gibberish of the Day
Commie Gibberish of the Day@CommieGibberishยท
The Nationalist position is very clear. A government must do what is in the best interests of that nationโ€™s ethnic people. The idea that foreign guests get a say is subversive. If you arenโ€™t the native ethnicity, shut up and know your place. That goes for ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต, and ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ, and everywhere.
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Academic Agent
Academic Agent@AcademicAgent_Xยท
Unleaded up to ยฃ1.62 today
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RusticTree ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ
@gaulicsmith "The entire history of human civilization is struggle to break free from the arbitrary chains imposed upon us" Where the fck are these people produced man.
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@TasteAtlas Weirdly low rating on Hot Cross Buns, consistently great whether they're proper bakery, home made or even the mass produced ones.
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TasteAtlas
TasteAtlas@TasteAtlasยท
The Easter table is defined by a beautiful variety of traditional breads that have been baked for centuries. While people in the UK enjoy spiced Hot Cross Buns the Italians prefer their Colomba which is often shaped like a dove and topped with crunchy almonds. In Spain and Portugal you will find whole eggs baked directly into the dough of the Mona or Folar as a central part of the decoration. Some regions like Croatia and Germany focus on citrus zest and rich butter to get that perfect fluffy texture for their Pinca or Osterbrot.
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HereticHunter ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ
HereticHunter ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฆ@_heretichunterยท
@bably0n2k1 @southevropa no moral theologian specifies if it doesnโ€™t lead to sex buddy, itโ€™s simply arousal of the passions which makes it grave sin. of which, biologically 99% of the time extended kissing sets off unless you have ED ๐Ÿค”
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memetic_sisyphus
memetic_sisyphus@memeticsisyphusยท
Every time they make a little gamble that you have a stronger reaction to the world fascist than whatever ridiculous thing theyโ€™re defending. You couldnโ€™t devise a better way to normalize fascism.
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RusticTree ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ
@tardwife4life @BowTiedAsset @Pat_Stedman Any particular reason women seem to only either: A) Not communicate feelings at all B) Literally physically grab you without your consent to make you do stuff with them Is the middleground of telling your guy friend "Hey I want to date" just implausible?
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Mitochondrial Eve
Mitochondrial Eve@tardwife4lifeยท
I totally agree that normie marriage is incredibly broken. But the original context of the post is regarding a highly religious, patriarchal community where marriage has more benefits for men. And the men in these communities generally don't believe in sex before marriage. So it seems their predicament boils down to whether the risks of pursuing women (not insignificant) outweigh the implications of not pursuing women and spending their life a virgin and alone (extremely significant). I'm sorry if this sounds insensitive to men's struggles. I'm just getting very frustrated seeing some wonderful young women at church spend week after week waiting to be approached.
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Mitochondrial Eve
Mitochondrial Eve@tardwife4lifeยท
Listen here, young man. A tard wife isn't found. She's made. Any girl will do. Her education is up to you. Follow the โœจlindy wayโœจ: 1. Beer. The darker the better. 2. NO coffee. Tea is ok but ONLY with milk. 3. Stew. Like a HEAVY lamb/beef stew every day. Lots of meat and barley. It's called pottage. Look it up! 4. Pregnant. She's got to be pregnant all the time and you've got to have like 10 kids. Kids = tired = tarded. 5. Weighted blanket. She must be crushed nightly with an adult man's full body weight. 170 lbs minimum, muscle preferred. 6. Physical training. Emotions bubbling up need to be forced back down with an open palm the "vice anglais" way. 7. Seven times a week. Alright, stop giggling. I'm being serious now. The Trad Wife strives to become the ideal woman, constructing a complex framework of expectations for herself. The tard wife is content to passively receive all expectations from you, the man. She's along for the ride, having hitched her wagon to you and there, she enjoys all the benefits of being the weaker vessel. She accepts her place (hapless). She takes pleasure in her limitations (helpless). She delights in feminine whims (fickle). She embraces womanly beauty (fragile). She enjoys being soft, warm and loveable (tender). To be the tard wife is to give up, give in and enjoy who she is as a woman in her most natural form. There is no winning the war against three hundred thousand years of human genetic conditioning. Might makes right and men will win every fight. Patriarchy is inevitable. The Trad Wife strives to return to the male-dominated 1950s for social approval. The tard wife retvrns to the full throated savage patriarchy of the 1050s for her own selfish benefit. In her final form, the tard wife is a well-rested, calm and peaceful woman. She's let go of modern striving, letting her husband take up that burden. She doesn't make sourdough, she buys it with her husband's labor. She leans on her community. She has fun little hobbies, many friends and a brood of babies. You get her there by soothing her instincts for neurotic striving. You prove yourself as a strong and dominant leader whom she can trust entirely. You communicate your expectations and relieve her of those she's enforced on herself. And you do the list (especially #4 & #7). Good luck โค๏ธ
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@tardwife4life Auntie Eve, where can I find a tard wife? Is it up to fate to find one, or do you have to mog so hard that you magnetically pull one?

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RusticTree ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ@tree_rusticยท
@memeticsisyphus Not sure if this counts as evidence but the food science building at my university literally looks like it could've been the set of Stanley Kubrick's "The Shining"
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RusticTree ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ@tree_rusticยท
@memeticsisyphus I also don't get what they think the suburbs are, you have like an immense range of things you can do and if want you can literally just go to the city then for the night
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RusticTree ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ
RusticTree ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ@tree_rusticยท
@NickStillHere I've yet to hear a case in my life of a healthy long term relationship where they *didn't* start out as friends, precisely why dating apps are so shit.
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Redeemed Zoomer ๐Ÿ‘‘
Redeemed Zoomer ๐Ÿ‘‘@redeemed_zoomerยท
I tried African food this week: Ethiopian food: 10/10, tons of great new flavors and the holey gray bread pancake stuff is excellent Nigerian food: 2/10. I don't get "jollof rice" ITS LITERALLY JUST RICE with plantains and something else
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