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@ez0xai You already answered one of the issues. I'm curious on how you handle stale data since you are caching successful verification.

i built an API that verifies NAFDAC numbers in Nigeria Everyone's been asking how the NAFDAC verification API actually works here's exactly how it works 🧵

@PoojaMedia But saka, Gabriel, odegaard don't moan and complain during matches.

Declan Rice should stop that n0nsense shouting at Eze. He did it against Brentford & did again against Wolves. There is Saka who has scored just 2 PL goals in 4 months. Odegaard who can't create anything. Timber who can't cross a pedestrian bridge. Shaky shaky Gabriel. But no, Eze who just won a major trophy last season with less than a year at Arsenal is the problem. STOP IT.

@Ayotech11 Is it possible to use this outside local?

If you are building a project that needs paystack and flutterwave integration, you can try mockpay, it mocks the payment flow of paystack and flutterwave. All you have to do is change the base url in production.

@mroluadams Bad belle people

had i known

@mroluadams Break up is real.

@mroluadams Your statement is invalid in Nigeria.

True love is free and unconditional. It has nothing to do with money. If you have to pay in the slightest way, then it’s fake.

@devhammed @laravelphp Laravel. The gift that keeps on giving.

This is why I like the /up approach that @laravelphp took! You can check whatever you want to check by listening to the DiagnosingHealth event but it will handle an error internally to throw 503 with a custom message else 200. I have a gist here that will check some necessary services like Database, Cache (Redis), Queue, Scheduler, Mail, Websocket Server (Reverb), Memory Usage, Disk Usage and other things: gist.github.com/devhammed/8f78…

@Finleyfresh33 @DeadlineDayLive I'm so sure you didn't read the article.

@DeadlineDayLive Good for them

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Arsenal face FA punishment. Read more ⤵️ transfernewslive.com/news/arsenal-f…

Your Laravel app is slow. 🐌 Not your code. Not your database. It's your queues. Just wrote a guide on: ⚡ Background job processing 🚀 Scaling to 100k jobs 💪 Real production patterns Stop blocking your main thread 👇 (link in subtweet) #laravel #php #queues

@mjesbar @zeddotdev You're absolutely right. I've been using it for some weeks and the RAM usage hasn't peaked 1GB. Next up is to find a browser.

What I was doing writing code without Zed. My RAM can breathe now. @zeddotdev

@awksedgreep @CodeWithKyrian Gbam!

@CodeWithKyrian Anyone who says php is slow has never actually used it

I disagree. PHP isn't actually slow...at least not compared to other scripting languages. The "PHP is slow" take mostly comes from really old benchmarks or bad setups. It's true that it's not asynchronous by default, but that's also by design and there are upsides to that simplicity. Besides, if you do need async, the ecosystem has you covered: event-loop solutions like ReactPHP and AMPHP, or server-level tools like Swoole, RoadRunner, and FrankenPHP (which is now part of the official PHP org BTW) make async execution totally possible. As for "no standard," that's just not accurate anymore. PHP has PSRs (PHP Standard Recommendations) that cover things like autoloading, logging, HTTP messages, caching, event dispatching, and more, and nearly every modern framework follows them. A lot has improved with PHP over the years. But unfortunately, the old stigma still sticks because many people base their opinions on outdated information or what they were taught years ago.

@ArsenalN7 He needs to step up?

Thoughts on Viktor Gyökeres so far today? 🇸🇪

@metahacker_ @loopify Until they delete your account, servers with no prior warning.

@loopify hetzner will welcome you with open arms

will be moving away from vercel from our businesses purposefully going out of his way to harm his company like this is so dumb

@TheAhmadOsman A lot of people will fall for this.

vibe coders, secure your systems with this tool in 1 easy step

@eri_ifeoluwaa Waste of good oil.

10/10 #Anointed

@CodeWithKyrian @jovial_core It feels more natural without the parentheses

@jovial_core 😂 😂 it still feels wrong to me whenever I write it like this 😂

I got to use the new PHP 8.4 approach to instantiating an object, i.e, without parentheses, and my IDE AI auto-completer wouldn’t believe it! It kept suggesting I was wrong. Hehe.😅

@nasashamusic @AndyjnrUmaru Most Def it's B

@AndyjnrUmaru Real ones know it’s c

Where is your next bite? 🤔

@Star_Knight12 @zen_browser for sure.

Guess the browser

@DanielLockyer I notice that too had to install the desktop app

I think there's a memory leak in the Telegram web client My tab is using 1.2GB of RAM

@joseph_ajibodu I dedicated an entire day to read Laravel docs from top to bottom. There are hidden gems scattered through the docs.

When was this added? How did I miss it? I can see this even in the Laravel 8 documentation.