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Her: At least invite me out to dinner. Him: I don't go out with married women. Her: But I'm your wife. Him: I make no exceptions.

@AbsoluteBruno It looks something like this. facebook.com/share/r/17vqA7…

Bro how tf do commentators effortlessly recognize EVERY player btw, even in chaotic scrambles they still somehow get the names quick asf😭😭

@BrettMendoza_ It started last world cup in Qatar, now Fifa has precedence to do it every game!

Why are there hydration breaks, when the game is indoors? It's just so Americans can have quarters and commercial breaks isn't it?

@groundhopper_fc Dude, you have to get out of the hotel to get a decent breakfast! Get IHOP or Waffle House.

As a European I really thought the American Breakfast would be a bit… “ better “ than this… But at least the Waffle was amazing🤩🇺🇸 IT IS MATCHDAYYY🧡🤩 #worldcup

@Mrgunsngear Not bungee jumping but a giant awing. She was supposed to swing as this example shows. x.com/i/status/20659…

Maria Eduarda Rodrigues de Freitas (21) tragically died after being thrown from the "Ponte do Esqueleto" (Skeleton Bridge) in Limeira, Brazil. She, and likely the workers as well, thought she was bungee jumping but no one ever attached the bungee cord to her. According to local media, 6 people have been detained by local police. Bungee jump, or don't, accordingly... #Brazil #limeira #fail #OSHA #bungeejump #nope #bridge #PontedoEsqueleto

@jerryagar1010 The players are exhausted after full time, you'll just get cramping players and terrible dangerous plays. Then the players have to recover and play three days later and it hurts the rest of the tournament.

I dont know anything about soccer, so I'm just asking. Why does it end in a tie? Don't they know OT is exciting? Seems lame for the "biggest sporting event in the world."

@TexierMalo @mbs59er "remain a bad team" beats Paraguay 4 to 1 a day later

@vonsuermann @mbs59er It is not a question of number of inhabitants it is a question of culture of football. In europa south america africa every child play football at school at any pause. It s the reason we re the strongest and us will remain a bad team

The only reason why the US doesn’t win every World Cup is because our best athletes choose football, baseball, basketball, and hockey over soccer It’s like we are sending our 5th string up against everyone else’s best

@abosalaharena Remaining substitutions.

هما إيه الـ 5 شرطات اللي تحت إسم كل منتخب دول ؟ ولا دة ديزاين مش أكتر ؟

@The_Forty_Four It was 7PM local time.

What do they expect when kick off was at 3am???

@smellslikejey Every world cup is played in local time. The workers need to go for 40 days and need to sleep.

90% of the world going to miss the second match of the World Cup simply cuz America is self-centered

@ibadan_plug @UTDKarra The game was in Mexico, no US visa required.

@UTDKarra USA policy and there strictness on people

🚨 Breaking: So many empty seats were spotted during the South Korea vs Czech Republic World Cup match Guess why? 👀😭

@ekemini506 @UTDKarra Game was in Mexico bro.

@UTDKarra Donald Trump

@WesleyHuntTX She did the "What do you call a black man flying a plane" joke! Only she isn't joking.

Hey Jasmine… Black pilot here. I think you missed the plot. Then again, that’s becoming a pattern. I graduated from West Point. I went through Army flight school. I learned to fly the AH-64 Apache. I deployed to combat and flew 55 combat missions over Baghdad. Nobody handed me a cockpit because of my skin color. Nobody lowered the standards for me. Nobody looked at me and said, “Let’s check a diversity box.” That’s what people like you don’t seem to understand. Suggesting that Black pilots, Black engineers, Black doctors, or Black leaders need special preferences to succeed is not empowering, it’s insulting. I didn’t want a different standard. I wanted the same standard. And when you’re flying into combat, the American people don’t care what race the pilot is. They care whether the pilot is qualified. Merit isn’t racist. Excellence isn’t discriminatory. And reducing every achievement to skin color says far more about your worldview than it does about mine.

@JoshuaBarzon It's almost as if we looked at everything England made and said "Nope, we prefer coffee over tea!"

Poor United States

@herculezg Still putting rainbows on the jerseys, thought we were done with that.

This is one of the most ridiculous strikes you’ll ever see from a #USMNT player. Robinson with a spectacular goal. The reaction of Flo Balogun 🤣

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@elonmusk The next decades theme song.

Grok Imagine

@barstoolsports Just ignoring the Big 3 MLS! But OK

What's the largest city without a big four sports team?

@edelbert__ Your right about it being difficult to cheer for a team that moves from one city to the next. But this has always been true in the US, even since 1800's!

Was ist das eigentlich für eine Krankheit in den USA, dass Vereine einfach ihren Sitz wechseln? Wie kann man überhaupt Fan von irgendeinem Verein von irgendwas in den USA sein?