Double-Ewe Queue

Official video for Dead Rat Disco's "Tonight" - check it!! youtube.com/watch?v=RjOSvX…

Dead Rat Disco's first Winston-Salem show this Thursday!

My band's new EP is now available on all the various streamy whatnot thingies!

My new band Dead Rat Disco has a new EP live today on Bandcamp, hitting streaming next Friday! deadratdisco.bandcamp.com

This pile of human garbage is running for congress. I know I've only lived in North Carolina for just over a year, but I've met a lot of people in that time and I feel reasonably confident in saying that we're better than this.

Last day for this! Get a bundle with all the available Worm Quartet vinyl or CDs along with a shirt, keychain, poncho, and stickers for 40 bucks!! wormquartet.bandcamp.com

Ooo! What's this? Added two bundles to the Worm Quartet Bandcamp merch page for Black Friday! Get either ALL of my available CDs -or- my two vinyl records along with a shirt, poncho, stickers, and a keychain for 40 smackers! wormquartet.bandcamp.com/merch

Finally the rest of you can see what I always see when I glance skyward - the blessed giant open-mouthed golden orb of hunger, consumer of the azure dead - hovering over us, ever-moving yet ever-mazebound. Happy Thanksgiving.

CHAPEL HILL! This Saturday! 9PM! $10 suggested donation! Tell your hoodlum friends!

@simonwu @RealCapnCrunch Silly Simon Wu! Cap'n Crunch is for Kids!

@RealCapnCrunch I love Cap’n Crunch!! They're Gr-r-reat! 👀

Cap'n Crunch.

@RealCapnCrunch ...blink twice if the S. S. Guppy has been taken over by covert Soggie agents and you need to be rescued.

@RubenRodInSa @RepMTG @AwakenedOutlaw Don't question him. He works in mysterious ways. You're in a cult.

@RepMTG I'm with @AwakenedOutlaw 💪😎✅

President Trump just attacked me and lied about me. I haven’t called him at all, but I did send these text messages today. Apparently this is what sent him over the edge. The Epstein files. And of course he’s coming after me hard to make an example to scare all the other Republicans before next weeks vote to release the Epstein files. It’s astonishing really how hard he’s fighting to stop the Epstein files from coming out that he actually goes to this level. But really most Americans wish he would fight this hard to help the forgotten men and women of America who are fed up with foreign wars and foreign causes, are going broke trying to feed their families, and are losing hope of ever achieving the American dream. That’s what I voted for. I have supported President Trump with too much of my precious time, too much of my own money, and fought harder for him even when almost all other Republicans turned their back and denounced him. But I don’t worship or serve Donald Trump. I worship God, Jesus is my savior, and I serve my district GA14 and the American people. I remain the same today as I’ve always been and I will continue to pray this administration will be successful because the American people desperately deserve what they voted for. For me, I remain America First and America Only!!! ❤️🇺🇸

ME: *Grabs a few sheets of toilet paper from the roll* GOOGLE GEMINI: Hi, would you like to try new AI wiping? ME: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

TOMORROW! RALEIGH! FIVE BUCKS! NOISE AT NINE!

Greensboro Halloween show was incredibly fun. Thanks to the legendary New York Pizza for hosting, thanks to DIT and Milk Truck for inviting us and putting on awesome sets, thanks to Aaron S. for the extra equipment, and thanks to everyone who showed up! We'll be back!

THIS SATURDAY! Come see my new band Dead Rat Disco with Crashout and Jack Chick Army at Slim's in Raleigh, NC!

ANNOUNCEMENT: Yes, I've seen it. ALMOST a perfect score? Missed a handful of the 1600-point ghosts. To be fair, this is a LOT easier than the arcade game.

Hi! My new punk band Dead Rat Disco is playing a free show THIS FRIDAY (Halloween!) at New York Pizza in Greensboro, NC with Dit and Milk Truck! Come out! Dress like something! Throw candy corn at us! P.S. Oh yeah I'm in a punk band now. Sorry, I don't post here often.