Chris

If you're a billionaire who's built a bunker, you should never be allowed to enter it. If you know that your actions have doomed the rest of us to some horrific fate, you need to be forced to suffer through it too.

i call on randy fine to go on ozempic

Centrist Dems aren't the way they are because they're corrupted by corporate and PAC money. It's *because* they're the way they are *that* they're corrupted by corporate and PAC money. The militant centrism would define them even in a vacuum. The corruption is just a perk.

Our ballot had so many candidates for governor that every adult in California could have voted for a different one and there'd still be a few left over.

We're not the Bluest state in the union; we're the Blue-MAGA-est state in the union. Just center-right neoliberal mediocrity, from the desert to the mountains to the sea.

Spencer Pratt is a profound confluence of stupid. He's the kind of stupid that you only get when the world's stupidest infertile couple finds an even stupider surrogate, and she conceives at the exact moment when all eight planets align with Pluto. (During a Blood Moon.)

Here's the thing: if you support Israel, even if you're a Democrat or a progressive, there is a significant core part of you that is SUPER-fuckin'-right-wing. You're just willing to outsource that part of you to a country where you don’t live.

The derangement syndrome continues to spread

nyt can you please have some decency about a decorated war veteran combat surgeon who saved tammy duckworth's life, who treated 9/11 first responders and was in gaza during the genocide. i get that he's muslim and antizionist but this is a shameful and racist subheader!

Dr. Adam Hamawy, a pro-Palestine candidate in New Jersey, was bombarded with last-minute attacks. He won anyway. interc.pt/4uHRUOJ

@brianstelter I hope the public understands what is happening here. Scott stood up to forces that really do want to kill off any journalism that holds the corrupt and powerful accountable.

Without a ballroom? Are they CRAZY?

i actually am sick of the jokes about this and need a real answer right now about why he looks like that. what the fuck

@RepFine @TheJusticeDept Fun fact: you're a genocide-loving Nazi and should probably shut the fuck up.

Hasan Piker’s Cuba trip was bankrolled by Chinese interests. These so-called influencers are getting paid by foreign regimes to tear America apart from the inside. Glad the @TheJusticeDept is investigating — this guy belongs in jail.

I have friends who insist that CLUE was a funny movie but I don't remember it being funny. Like, at all. I don't know. Maybe I saw it with the wrong 89-minute ending.

Quick question: WHO CARES?

The oligarchs will burn down the world to pay one penny less of tax.

I haven’t heard anybody talk about this yet but grocery prices seem kinda high.

Not only is Sid Rosenberg rabidly pro-genocide, he's also disrespectful of other people's rules. On his tour of Willy Wonka's factory, Wonka explicitly forbade him from trying the experimental blueberry-flavored chewing gum.

The MAGA host is fighting for his life after a viral video earned him the dubious new honor of “dumbest man on the internet.” thedailybeast.com/debate-erupts-…