ZERO-G SQUAD

An asteroid just entered the blockchain. carved in stone. hurtling through space. surrounded by the bravest crew ever assembled. the Zero-G Squad is on-chain. $FLOAT has launched 0x006aaf5fa17efa5cbcd20a1ca319f0997f17ab96

do you know where the Zero-G Squad is heading? there are no roads in space. no speed limits. no ceiling. you can't map this trajectory. you can only get on board. the best time was yesterday. the second best time is now. $FLOAT

Asteroid sees something you don't. only green candles in these eyes. $FLOAT

NASA spent $25 billion to reach the moon. the Zero-G Squad just floated here. no budget. no plan. NO GRAVITY $FLOAT

let me explain $FLOAT in 10 seconds. real plushies. ✅ real NASA missions. ✅ real space history. ✅ real community. ✅ real lore nobody else has. ✅ and you can still get in before anyone knows the name. $FLOAT

what if I told you gravity was never real 🐧🕶️ bears throw red candles. GuinGuin throws hands. $FLOAT

never let go, Etta. never let go. $FLOAT

gravity is a choice. 60 years of astronauts chose to float. Aurora chose to float after her rocket exploded. Asteroid chose to float from the hands of a girl who just wanted to touch the stars. now it's your turn. are you floating? $FLOAT

We see you, @NASAEarth Here's a view of the extraordinary Blue Planet and its moon, taken by the HiRISE instrument aboard the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter. Happy Earth Day!

today we celebrate the Earth. 🌍 and we celebrate Buddy Earthy. the original floater. the one who started it all. a little Earth plushie became the most beloved crew member in SpaceX history. happy Earth Day from the Zero-G Squad. $FLOAT — all plushies float together

Good Morning and Happy Earth Day!!!

meet Tremor. 🦕 a sparkly sequin apatosaurus. chosen by astronauts Bob Behnken and Doug Hurley. for their sons. who love dinosaurs. first fully crewed SpaceX mission. historic moment. they brought a glitter dinosaur. Tremor has been floating since before your grandparents were born. built different since the Cretaceous. 🧸☄️ $FLOAT

meet Baby Yoda SpaceX Crew-1. 2020. NASA astronauts Mike Hopkins, Victor Glover, Shannon Walker. JAXA's Soichi Noguchi. they brought Baby Yoda to space. 50 years of space exploration. billions in technology. and they brought Baby Yoda. the force was always $FLOAT.

meet Etta. 🐒 "la scimmietta." chosen by a little Italian girl named Kelsey for her mom's SpaceX Crew-4 mission. when you're a monkey you don't need a plan. you don't need gravity. you just go. Etta went. no fear. no ceiling. no ground either. $FLOAT

meet Zippy. chosen by a little girl named Julia for her dad's SpaceX Crew-4 mission. a Beanie Boo turtle. favorite stuffed animal. oldest friend. launched into orbit at 28,000 km/h. still the slowest member of the Zero-G Squad. slow and steady wins the moon. 🌕 $FLOAT

meet GuinGuin. Crew-2. SpaceX. 2021. a Jellycat penguin chosen as the fifth crew member. penguins can't fly. GuinGuin didn't care. floated at 400km above Earth. looked down. said nothing. absolutely zero reaction. cold. calm. unshakeable. the most unbothered member of the Zero-G Squad. $FLOAT

meet Earthy. SpaceX's first ever Crew Dragon flight. Elon strapped him to a seat last minute. "he is the sensor" — Elon Musk he docked at the ISS. astronauts fell in love with him. when it was time to come home? they refused to give him back. THE ASTRONAUTS KIDNAPPED HIM. the most beloved plushie in space history is now floating on-chain. $FLOAT

meet Aurora. 1994. a tiny falcon plush nobody remembers making. 2018. her rocket EXPLODED mid-launch. emergency abort. ballistic landing. she came back. 2019. flew to the ISS. 2024. crossed from Russian Soyuz to American SpaceX Dragon. first time in history. rocket tried to kill her. she floated anyway. that's not a plushie. that's a prophecy. $FLOAT

@NASA_Johnson WE ARE ALL $FLOAT'ing

Fresh supplies mean fresh smiles aboard the Space Station. 🍎🍊🫑😁

meet Asteroid. designed by a little girl with cancer who wanted to go to space. inspired by Elon's dog Floki. flew on Polaris Dawn. sold out instantly. now floating on-chain with the Zero-G Squad. good boy. great holds. never rugs. ever. $FLOAT

meet the Zero-G Squad 🧸🚀 🐕 Asteroid — the shiba. never rugs. St. Jude approved 🦅 Aurora — the OG falcon. survived a Soyuz abort, came back for seconds. multi-flyer, zero-scared. 🌍 Earthy — floated so hard NASA kidnapped him 🐧 GuinGuin — cold. calm. unshakeable. 🐢 Zippy — slow and steady wins the moon 🐒 Etta — la scimmietta. no fear, no gravity 👽 Baby Yoda — the force is $FLOAT 🦕 Tremor — been floating since the Cretaceous these aren't characters. these are REAL plushies. real missions. real space. now real on-chain. $FLOAT — the Zero-G Squad flies together